Theano Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 There onthe wath a maid from TarthWho wath treated by Vargo tho harth.Blue gemth from the IsleWould have made Vargo thmile--But Ther Gregor kicked poor Vargo'th arthe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Mertz Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 A Little Bird sang in a cageFor a Hound with a half-burned faceYears aft she "remembered"'Neath the Hound on bed, featheredA kiss had somehow taken place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greguh Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Arya screamed "Is there gold in the village?"(Her voice echoed the Riverlands' pillage)'Took a book and a halfBut she had the last laughAccomplished with maximum spillage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Mertz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I got two new ones:Love. To Sansa, nothing is granderTo the old songs she always will panderSoon you can be surePetyr falls out Moon DoorLittle Bird will then chirp, "Only Sandor"Littlefinger had longed for a CatDuring the Imp's Trial, stole her bratHe married Cat's sisterPlacated and kissed herThen out the Moon Door, she went SPLAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish swan Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 'Tis said of some things that they lastFar too long for the tastes of the castBut on occasion those readingAre the ones who are needingLess coverage of Samwell's pink mast.Ha ha I love it. Honestly, personally I would have enjoyed far more coverage on Sam's mast... that is, I would have preferred that he kept it covered up entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish swan Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 There once was a bastard named SnowWho went for a swim with his 'hoShe was shocked and appalledThat his spear was so smallBut come on, it was twenty below!Beneath skins Jon would go with his hoShe'd instruct him "hell yes" or "no no"But then- no way else to spin it-Once he lasted just one minuteSighed Ygritte: "You ain''t learnin', Jon Snow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-Law Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 OK, I'm going to declare this Winter Wildling Week:Mighty Mag Mar Tun Doh Wegfelt no inclination to begto get through the Wallhe smashed with his maulBut he stopped in the tunnel's dogleg.The gruesome and grim Lord o' Bonesannounces in sepulchral tones,"Maybe it's not the normbut my uniformis snazzier than the Evzones". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Come, my lady, we should not linger.To Winterfell, feast, wine, perhaps a singer?Alas, the bastard had a planA wedding, yes, wife to man.At the bridal feast, Donella ate her finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-Law Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Raymun Redbeard pulled a sneak attackwhen he slipped down behind Sleepy JackTheir swords threw off sparkswhen they battled the Starksbut Umber took them from the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-Law Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Styr, the Magnar of Thennwas nearly a god among men,a leader most fearlessand though he was earlessthe soundest one from his whole glen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greguh Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Varamyr, as the wildling warg witchThinks Jon Snow's just a Black Brother snitch:"As a warg, he's a rube.Just one wolf! What a noob!Me, I'm Dolittle up in this bitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Of the brothers Clegane, Gregor's biggerAnd I don't know for sure, but I figureAt the end of his daysThat his mortal remainsWill make one very happy gravedigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 OK here's a (late) wildling one. When he crossed the Wall Tormund got lonely For the southron maids found him quite homelyAnd refusing to whack itWent and bought a new jacketWhen he heard that chicks dig Members OnlyBit of a stretch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I apply for Wildling week extension: The venereal customs of Thennbecame famous in Westeros whenthe Red Book of Dorne(a collection of porn)showed the "Fisting of the First Men."Edit: improve meter at the expense of subtlety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Other-in-Law Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ygritte thought she knew all of bliss 'til Jon bequeathed her the Lord's kissthen the old gods will sing usunderground cunnilingusand she needed no more the surface.(nitpick: Winter in March? Only a Sassenach would forgo short pants in such a balmy month!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nafro Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Khal Drogo was such an assholeThen Dany climbed up on his poleThe dragon jackhammeredHe now was enamoredToo bad she is meant for Jon Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nafro Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Qarth is a majestic cityDaxos took in young Dany with pityBlue lipped WarlocksSome ships at the docksFor fashion just show your left titty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish swan Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Continuing the Wilding theme.....Though hot*, Gilly’s sex life was sadThe poor girl was banging her dad!And then on the boatShe joined sam for a “float”First time a fat pink mast made a girl glad!*I'm saying here Gilly's hot, not her horrible sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phostopheles Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 This thread is amazing.Now Cersei was always quite kitschFor such was the Lannister nicheTill somebody foundHer gut was too roundAnd now she's in prison, that bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 ADWD spizzoiler. Gay-boy greyjoy gets my goat to go!But it brings me some comfort to knowThat this fellow called Reek(thanks, George, for the sneak peek)Is really Theon 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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