Great Dayne Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 It's Hodor, not Hodors.(the westerling Words)I am loving this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Baratheon Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "For HODOR!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onarjyo Khsatriya Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 and one of the Pentoshi oarsman asked how much she wanted for the Hodor between her legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofWinterfell Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvik Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 replace 'bear' with 'hodor' in the entire conversation between Sansa and the QoT where butterbumps sings 'a bear and a maiden fair' and you will be rolling in the aisles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlespider Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Say, make Hodor a knight. He never shits in the hall and doesn't kick more than most, he deserves to be knighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rickon and his Dawg Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "They plunged through Stannis like a lance through a pumpkin, every man of them howling like a demon in steel. And do you know who led the vanguard? Do you? Do you? Do you?" "Robb?" It was too much to be hoped, but.... "It was Hodor!"They choose war then. So be it. Ser Barristan felt oddly relieved. War he understood. "If they think they will break Meereen by throwing stones--" "Not stones." The old woman's voice was full of grief, of fear. "Hodor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmos Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "The king shits and Hodor wipes."Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seekrit Targaryen Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Even now, Eddard couldn't bring himself to tell Robert the truth. "...my Hodor," he wrote instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 They choose war then. So be it. Ser Barristan felt oddly relieved. War he understood. "If they think they will break Meereen by throwing stones--" "Not stones." The old woman's voice was full of grief, of fear. "Hodor."Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Meera Reed Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The Hodor is impregnable!!I am but a young girl and know little of the ways of Hodor.I will chop off his manhood and feed it to Hodor!Hodor cuts deeper than swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetHair Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I love this thread too; it makes me laugh which is rather nice.There was nothing else to do so Hodor did it.I say it tastes like Hodor but what would a shy maid know of such things?Tell me, at what moment during all iof this do you stop to blow your fucking Hodor?p.s. This reminds me of the fortune cookie idea where whatever stupid fortune you get you add the words "in bed" at the end. It usually works quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 . . . three Hodors has the dragon . . .. . . three Hodors must you light . . . one for life and one for death and one to love . . .. . . three Hodors must you ride . . . one to bed and one to dread and one to love . . .. . . three Hodors will you know . . . once for blood and once for gold and once for love . . . sorcery is like a sword without a Hodor. There is no safe way to grasp it.Prophecy will bite your Hodor off every time.I say we start an international campaign to make "Hodor" the new euphemism for "penis." Go, Fan power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roose Seal Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 'I shall wear this as a badge of Hodor''Wear it in silence or i'll Hodor you again !' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaeva Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "In the dark, I am Hodor."--Tyrion to Sansa, on the night of their marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinaStark Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "They tried to marry me to a Hodor once, but I soon put an end to that""The Hodor will be served after the cakes, my lady.""The Hodor will be served when I want it served, and I want it served right now.""You're wrong" Catelyn said sharply. "Every morning, when I wake, I remember that Holdor is gone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewJeffCT Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 They choose war then. So be it. Ser Barristan felt oddly relieved. War he understood. "If they think they will break Meereen by throwing stones--" "Not stones." The old woman's voice was full of grief, of fear. "Hodor."That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shmoove Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "There will come a day after a long summer when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. In this dread hour a warrior shall draw from the fire a burning sword. And that sword shall be Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Hodor come again, and the darkness shall flee before him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 You lost a son at the Red Wedding, I lost 4 on Blackwater. And why, because the Lannisters stole HODOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironborn Ironman Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 To go north, you must journey south, to reach the west you must go east. To go forward you must go back and to touch the light you must pass beneath the Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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