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E=m(Hodor)2

where,E=Energy

m=mass

Hodor=Hodor

You are a genious. :bowdown:

He rode through the streets of the city,

down from his hill on high,

O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,

he rode to a Hodor's sigh.

For he was his secret treasure,

he was his shame and his bliss.

And a chain and a keep are nothing,

compared to a Hodor's kiss.

For hands of gold are always cold, but Hodor's hands are warm...

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Hodor is known.

What is dead may never die, Hodor rises again, harder and stronger.

The things Hodor do for love.

You know Hodor, Jon Snow.

Stick Hodor with the pointy end.

Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with Hodor and ravens.

Kings and Hodor always draw attendants.

Don't make me rue the day Hodor raped your mother.

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"Three," he squeaked to Chett, "that was three, I heard three. They never blow three. Not for hundreds and thousands of years. Three means--"

"--Hodor."

Suddenly his smallclothes were wet, and he could feel the piss running down his leg.... :uhoh:

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"Three," he squeaked to Chett, "that was three, I heard three. They never blow three. Not for hundreds and thousands of years. Three means--"

"--Hodor."

Suddenly his smallclothes were wet, and he could feel the piss running down his leg.... :uhoh:

LOL! Great one Ser Wun Wun!

'All kneel for His Magnificence Hodor zo Hodor, Fourteenth of That Noble Name, King of Meereen, Scion of Ghis, Octarch of the Old Empire, Master of the Skahazadhan, Consort to Dragons and Blood of the Harpy,' roared the herald.

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And who are you, the proud Hodor said,

That I must bow so low?

Only a Hodor of a different coat,

That's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

A Hodor still has Hodors,

And mine are long and sharp, my Hodor,

As long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That Hodor of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o'er his hall,

With no Hodors there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,

And not a Hodor to hear.

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LOL! Great one Ser Wun Wun!

'All kneel for His Magnificence Hodor zo Hodor, Fourteenth of That Noble Name, King of Meereen, Scion of Ghis, Octarch of the Old Empire, Master of the Skahazadhan, Consort to Dragons and Blood of the Harpy,' roared the herald.

:rofl:

"Hodor, Hodor, Hodor, Hodor, Hodor and Hodor."

Recognize it?

Um, no really, that could be anything ...

"Sis. You see. This time I knew you."

"Hodor."

"Hodor. My name is Hodor. You have to remember your name."

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A Hodor and the Maiden Fair

"A Hodor there was,"

"A Hodor, A HODOR!"

"All black and brown,"

"And covered with hair!"

"Oh come they said,"

"Oh come to the fair!"

""Hodor"? said he,"Hodor!"

"Hodor! Hodor!"

"Hodor! Hodor!"

"And down the road,"

"From here to there,"

"From here!To there!"

"Three boys, a goat,"

"And a dancing Hodor!"

"They danced and "Hodor"ed,"

"All the way to the fair!"

"Oh! sweet she was,"

"And pure and fair,"

"The maid with honey,"

"In her hair! Her hair,"

"The maid with honey,"

"in her hair!"

"Hodor smelled the scent,"

"On the summer air!"

"Hodor! Hodor!"

"All black and brown,"

"And covered with hair!"

"Hodor smelled the scent,"

"On the summer air,"

"He sniffed and "Hodor"ed,"

"And smelled it there!"

"Honey on the summer air!"

"Oh I'm a maid,"

"And I'm pure and fair,"

"I'll never dance,"

"With a hairy Hodor,"

"Hodor! Hodor!"

"I'll never dance,"

"With a hairy Hodor!"

"Hodor,Hodor!"

"Lifted her high,"

"into the air!"

"The Hodor, the Hodor!"

"I called for a knight!"

"But you're a Hodor!"

"A Hodor! A Hodor,"

"All black and brown,"

"And cover in hair!"

"She kicked and wailed,"

"The maid so fair,"

"But Hodor licked the honey,"

"From her hair!"

"Her hair! Her hair!"

"Hodor licked the honey,"

"From her hair!"

"Then she sighed and "Hodor"ed,"

"And kicked the air,"

"She sang: "Hodor Hodor Hodor!","

"And off they went,"

"The Hodor! The Hodor!"

"And the maiden fair!"

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