Erinne Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 As long as were posting satire:http://www.theonion....rge-rr-m,26934/Martin said that while he didn't want to give too much away, he was certainly going to kill off Tyrion and never resurrect him, because "that fucking dwarf" was annoying the shit out of him.Hey, maybe the books aren't going to suck after all! :PThe Christwire article was hilarious as well, though it's a little depressing to know that some people actually believe that kinda stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Hahahaha, bloody George ! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I want to know what makes people connect "ASOIAF" and "communism". The fact that they speak (or, rather, in the series, they don't) of a RED god?That was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanTasy Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Anyone tried to read the novels backwards? From the last syllable of ADWD towards 'deraG degur ,kcab trats dlouhs eW'?You get all kind of meaningful messages! :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Harren Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 8. The Irish actors willfully glamorize severe alcoholism.The ignominy of Ireland has always been the weakness of its people when it comes to alcohol indulgence. Why must Games of Thrones attempt to find humor in such a national disgrace?This defo gave me a good laugh. It's clearly satire though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 6. Actor Peter Dinklage, who plays a dwarf on the show, has become the poster child for sodomy amongst America’s youths.Children identify with Dinklage because of his small size and comical accent, but his obsession with anal penetration crosses the boundaries into pure propaganda. How many children will watch the little man and want to try his grunty thrusts at home? This made me spit out my coffee all over my labtop. This is probably the funniest shit I ever read relating to Game of Thrones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spotted Pate Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 http://tigerbeatdown.com/2011/08/26/enter-ye-myne-mystic-world-of-gayng-raype-what-the-r-stands-for-in-george-r-r-martin/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Olenna Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "In essence, Game of Thrones is a poorly produced copy of Mel Gibson’s Braveheart with a dash of smut straight out of Hustler Magazine added to spice up the frustratingly complicated drama".If that doesn't "reek" of satire I don't know what does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalia Borgia Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 http://tigerbeatdown...rge-r-r-martin/Harshness. But GRRM could have aged the girls and had the implied Theon/Ramsay rape scenes in the book to balance the scales a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenya Westerling Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Martin said that while he didn't want to give too much away, he was certainly going to kill off Tyrion and never resurrect him, because "that fucking dwarf" was annoying the shit out of him.Starting to think this might not be the worst thing? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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