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Rhymes of Ice and Fire v. 13


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My first time ever here :rolleyes: This is how you read this:

First line is Robert's, second is Rhaegar's, third is Robert's again and so on...

Great start, Liar! Welcome to the Rhymes from me as well! :)

My incompetent self just figured out

the noticfications recently -

before, I thought "what was about

the following of threads?"

Now new bards arriving from all sides,

all places, to join us in here -

I am happy to meet you, we'll have pretty times -

but you are flooding my page! :)

I love that the thread has awakened from its summer sleep!

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Dear Fragile Bird, for your nameday,

I wish you more happiness than I could say:

A big bag full of friendliness

from strangers and known ones, no less.

A sweet sweet lemoncake for you

and all that you love too.

A promotion from your boss,

one more coin to toss,

lots of love from highborn lords -

that goes without words.

And most of all I wish to you

to meet your bards, if you wish to

at some time in the future -

you will make for a nice picture!

:) :cheers: :grouphug:

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY NAMEDAY, FRAGILE BIRD!

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double, again, I'm drunk :drunk:

Fifty four tuns!

:lol:

For your nameday,

it's allowed to be that,

just dance and play,

and turn yourself mad!

Party a lot,

dance with whole body,

turn on the spot,

crash into somebody!

Keep dancing on,

until you're tired

and then you run

before Drogon has you fired!

Happy nameday, Liar! :grouphug: ;)

(But no :cheers:, since :drunk:. I am the guardian of propriety in this thread. :P)

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On this day, we have birthdays two!

They grow older, both Fragile Bird

And Liar, an old bard and a new.

To show you my joy, I can't find the right word.

(which is probably refrigerator)

Happy birthday to both of you :cheers: I wish you a joyful and fun 16th of September!

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A Liar is a true liar only

If he lies as well about his birthday,

But if you have failed to cover that track,

I hope you'll get lots of surprises and no heart attacks :smug:

The Liar is the lie not the liar

A shadow wants her tale, I brought ballad

But Liar pays his debts, she must wait

And Shadow gets her due, wait for him

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The Liar is the lie not the liar

A shadow wants her tale, I brought ballad

But Liar pays his debts, she must wait

And Shadow gets her due, wait for him

Errrrr ... what?

A lady cannot understand the Liar,

she worries, she had been mistaken,

trusting Liar's nameday date -

has she been wrong in trusting his words?

I am probably never going to pact with you again in the Elimination, you traitorous Liar! :fencing:

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Another year has come and gone,

For a fantastic friend,

A bird a man may depend on,

From now until time's end.

Full of wisdom and good advice,

She always lends a hand,

Would help without us asking twice,

So beloved by our band.

Just one last thing remains today,

Before to bed I flee,

With best wishes and love I say,

Happy birthday FB :)

I hope you have a great day FB, and many more to come. Enjoy it:D

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Errrrr ... what?

A lady cannot understand the Liar,

she worries, she had been mistaken,

trusting Liar's nameday date -

has she been wrong in trusting his words?

I am probably never going to pact with you again in the Elimination, you traitorous Liar! :fencing:

Buckie, I am true :(

I kept my vow then, you did not

For you hurt her, I saw

I do not lie in profile, I just don't :)

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Buckie, I am true :(

I kept my vow then, you did not

For you hurt her, I saw

I do not lie in profile, I just don't :)

I am ashamed I betrayed you then, :( :leaving:

I am sure it won't happen again,

I am happy you don't lie to me,

once more, let this the best of days be! :)

ETA: I will pact with you again, then.

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Come, people, come and see!

Hear the Song of Ice and Fire!

Do not think that you can flee

From this world of lords and liars.

Up here in the far, far North

Young Bran sees an execution

A deserter is brought forth

Losing head's the retribution

And the King is riding here!

They say that good Jon is dead

But the monarch has no fear

He know he has a friend in Ned

And from here the story starts!

It will make you laugh and cry!

It will cruelly break your heart!

You will love and fear and sigh!

Ned really becomes the Hand

Jon decides to take the black

Arya a butcher's boy befriends

His body cut in half comes back

Catelyn leaves, Bran will live

Sansa's in love with young Joff

In snarks and grumpkins don't believe

Varys a war will set off

Dany marries an horselord

Catelyn kidnaps the Imp

Ned and Jaime, it comes to swords

... Littlefinger is a pimp?

Wait, Joff's uncle is his dad!

And a pot of molten gold

Is poured on Viserys's head

On the Wall it's getting cold

And the King is dying now

Tyrion's trial is a fight

Theon is good with his bow

But Robb says "You had no right"

Robert dead, Stannis heir

Petyr has betrayed Ned

Robb for his dad cares

Arya flees, is Syrio dead?

Lord Tywin, Walder Frey

Kevan, Tyrion's mountain clans

Two big battles fought today

Drogo an invasion plans

Jon decides to keep his vow

Joffrey calls for Eddard's head

Jaime is a captive now

I fear also Drogo is dead...

Renly king, Tyrion Hand

The Watch goes beyond the Wall

Arya and Gendry become friends

Crowning in the Tully's hall

Do you think the book is done?

It's the song of Ice and Fire!

These news everyone will stun

Dragons rise from a pyre!

Come, people, come and see!

Hear the Song of Ice and Fire!

Just surrender, bend the knee

Read it, it's what your desire!

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