ASOIAF Elimination Game XL: Best Quotes (Part V - ADWD)

[KingGendry]

Heal 24

Hurt 7

Thanks

[TheCrannogDweller]

For KingGendry:

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 13

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 14

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 12

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 3 (-)

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 4

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 18

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 6

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 25

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 10 (+)

[brAnthelAstgreenseer]

Hurt 2

Heal 7

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 12-

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 14

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 12

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 4 (+)

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 4

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 18

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 6

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 25

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 10

[Lady Kraken]

Heal 22

Hurt 12

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 12

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 14

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 12

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 4

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 3 (-)

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 18

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 6

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26 (+)

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 10

[Crown]

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 12

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 15 (+)

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 12

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 4

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 3

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 18

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 5 (-)

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 10

[TheCrannogDweller]

Heal 4

Hurt 7

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 12

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 15

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13 (+)

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 3 (-)

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 3

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 18

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 5

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 10

[E-Ro]

Heal 13

Hurt 7

[Kobayashi Maru]

Heal 3

Hurt 24 please :)

[Jaime's Wench]

Heal 20

Hurt 2 please

[Samsaptakas]

Heal 13

Hurt 7

Heal 3

Hurt 24 please :)

Jaime's wench

Heal 20

Hurt 2 please

heal 2

hurt 12

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 12-+

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 16+

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 2-

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 2-

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 19+

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 6+

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 9+

[Juli Greyjoy]

Heal 3

Hurt 7

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 13

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 17 +

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 1 -

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 2

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 19

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 5

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 9

[Hallyington]

Heal 19

Hurt 2

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 13-

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 17

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 1

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 2

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 19

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 24+

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 5

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 9

[King Euron Swagjoy]

Hallyington didn't actually Heal/Hurt anything, so I fixed the score. Edit: Fixed score again, 2 is at 12 now.

Heal 2

Hurt 20

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 12 (+)

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 17

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 1

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 2

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 19

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 25

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 4 (-)

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 9

[Samsaptakas]

Quote 2 is at 12.

[lozeldatkm]

I kinda wanted to help save 7, but I figured it would be futile.

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 14 (+)

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 17

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 1

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 2

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 19

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 25

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 3 (-)

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 9

[lozeldatkm]

Quote 2 is at 12.

He had to adjust for Halliyngton's vote since he didn't actually change anything in his post.

[Lady Meera Reed]

Heal 13, Hurt 12 please

[King Euron Swagjoy]

He had to adjust for Halliyngton's vote since he didn't actually change anything in his post.

Julifay didn't Heal #2, but it changed to 13 in her post, so when Hallyington hurt it, that would make it 11, so with my Heal, it would be at 12.

[lozeldatkm]

ok, well if you're keeping better tabs on things than me, go ahead and change it. Just remember to account for my heal.

[King Euron Swagjoy]

Corrected score for #2

For Lady Meera Reed:

Heal 13

Hurt 12

2. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother. 13

3. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. 17

4. Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong. 13

7. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What’s a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? 1

11. The North remembers, Lord Davos. The North remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home. 21

12. Only cowards dress in iron. / This coward is about to kill you, ser. 1 (-)

13. What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance! 20 (+)

19. Dead men don’t claim vengeance./Their sons do./Not if you kill the sons as well. Ask the Casterlys about that if you doubt me. Ask Lord and Lady Tarbeck, or the Reynes of Castamere. Ask the Prince of Dragonstone. 25

20. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back. 3

22. Theon, my name is Theon. You have to know your name. 26

24. Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory? 9