Daario's*before*Snows Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 How can you not love Olenna? She's the Lucille Bluth of Westeros.How dare you! How dare you! Lucille Ball is a precious national treasure!Wait i dont know who Lucille Bluth is, wikipedia here i come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brienne Of Bombay Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 LF:AmbitiousKilled LysaMaimed Marrilion(I believe) Didn't do CatelynHasn't raped Sansa yet (!!)Was maybe at some point romanticHasn't gotten himself killed yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maid of Tarts Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Lysa Arryn- She likes music.- She gives Sansa some nice hair dye so people won't recognize her.- She shelters Sansa.- She proves to us that "first love never dies."- In love, she also proves to us that money, social status or even height does not matter.- She is a peaceful person because she never took part in the WotFK.- Littlefinger made her fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Janos Slynt- He has Ambition- Refers to himself using his name-??-?-?-?-?Seven is too much for this man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Let's big it up for Vargo Hoat:- he didn't kill Brienne- he keeps Biter and Rorge in check- he's got a lisp and must have been bullied at outlaw school- he provides employment for bears that would elsewise have been killed- Roose and Tywin didn't like him (so he must be alright)- he's fighting that nasty Lord Beric and his horrible companions- the goat is actually a gentle and peaceful animal :rofl: :rofl:Love the one with the outlaw school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 About the Others:1) they give people beautiful haunting blue eyes2) they fight against thiefs, rapists and murderers3) they are great fighters4) apparently, their main enemy is fire-loving mad deity. Whoever opposes him can't be that bad5) no matter what happens, they're cool6) in ASOS prologue, they mercifully rid us of Chett7) they took care of Craster's unwanted sons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Actually, this topic reminds me of famous Richelieu quote:Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.Apparently, the opposite works as well :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardhome Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 VisarysMade sure his sister was provided forObeys the rules of civalized society & rejects savagryBelieved in his brotherAmbitiousBeliever in fair exchanges, my sister is worth half your armyGreat believer in traditionAnd for all this he gets his crown in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother of Kittens Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 It's about time to love DAARIO NAHARIS!1. At least he has blue hair, compared to bald Ser Jorah2. His blue beard has better color than Arstan's White Beard3. He is leaner than fat Strong Belwas4. He has sense of humor, compared to boring Hizdahr zo Loraq5. He tamed the Dragon Queen, while Quentyn got roasted by the Dragon Queen's children6. His wound did not took his life, unlike Khal Drogo who died with infection (and MMDs magic probably)7. He carry an arakh with matching hilts to look like wanton, naked women (a rare collectible item compared to Jon's Longclaw, don't you think?) :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Cersei:Extremely witty. She's got some of the sharpest lines in the series.Badass: sleeps in the bed Robert died in. Why? Because-and I quote-"It gives me sweet dreams".She loves her kids-why else would she take on something as traumatising as the WoS?She takes what she wants, the patriarchy be damned.Charismatic.Able to correctly identify the inherent inequality of her society.Martin doesn't seem to like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommen Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Stannis:1) (VERY) dry sense of humour2) A man of his word3) Brilliant strategist4) Takes no nonsense from ass-kissers like Janos Slynt5) Davos6) Show!Stannis gives Melisandre a good choking at the end of season 27) Takes more responsibility than many other contenders (gives aid to the Night's Watch, plans to settle the Free Folk etc).All of that actually sounds pretty good. But he still no khaleesi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Euron Crow's Eye Greyjoy1. Smart2. Wins Battles3. Traveled the World4. Fearless5. Sexy6. Charismatic7. VisionaryRamsay Bolton1. Poetic Heart2. Loyal3. Courageous4. Smart5. Ambitious6. Adjusts well on the fly (switching with Reek at the last minute)7. Good at reading body languageSer Gregor1. Strong2. Athletic3. Courageous4. Loyal5. Fair , he didn't rape Arya even when he found out she was a girl. 6. Punished Vargo Hoat for his crimes (As mentioned)7. A "Strong" will to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManceSnow Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Euron:1. won the kingsmoot against several other serious claimants including Asha and Victarion2. has sailed around the known world and more3. has a badass horn4. has a badass ship called 'Silence' with crewmembers who will never tell his secrets5. (probably) killed Balon6. doesn't believe in Drowned god and still becomes king of Ironmen7. has good military tactics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harald Hard-Ruler Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 It's about time to love DAARIO NAHARIS!1. At least he has blue hair, compared to bald Ser Jorah2. His blue beard has better color than Arstan's White Beard3. He is leaner than fat Strong Belwas4. He has sense of humor, compared to boring Hizdahr zo Loraq :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:Haha, love this. Dany is surrounded by old man Selmy, hairy papa bear Jorah, borring Hizdahr, overweight Strong Belwas, ugly Shavepate, and castrated Grey Worm and people wonder why she's hooking up with Daario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Daario- He`s the leader of a sellsword company- His men seem to respect him- He slept with Dany- He has some awesome swords- Seems to be a decent enough fighter- Has some pretty funny jokes/ remarks- Has an original phylosophy about life "I count no day as lived unless I have loved a woman, slain a foeman, and eaten a fine meal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 what the hell am i reading? this thread is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shiera Seastar~ Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 Janos Slynt- He has Ambition- Refers to himself using his name-??-?-?-?-?Seven is too much for this man....I'll try my best to help you here. Okay, about Janos Slynt...1. He rose from a butcher's son to a KingsGuard to a brother of the Night's Watch2. Harrenhal was awarded to him for his service to King Joffrey and the 7 Kingdom3. He did not sleep with Cersei :bowdown:4. Tyrion sent him to the Wall to fight the Others (but his chance was cut immediately, unfortunately :( )5. Refusing LC Jon Snow's order takes a lot of courage6. Longclaw had the honor to cut his head7. He did not become a Wight or UnJanos Slynt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I'll try my best to help you here. Okay, about Janos Slynt...1. He rose from a butcher's son to a KingsGuard to a brother of the Night's Watch2. Harrenhal was awarded to him for his service to King Joffrey and the 7 Kingdom3. He did not sleep with Cersei :bowdown:4. Tyrion sent him to the Wall to fight the Others (but his chance was cut immediately, unfortunately :( )5. Refusing LC Jon Snow's order takes a lot of courage6. Longclaw had the honor to cut his head7. He did not become a Wight or UnJanos SlyntJon practically sentenced the entire realm to death when he cut of this guy`s head. Who else will save Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shiera Seastar~ Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 Jon practically sentenced the entire realm to death when he cut of this guy`s head. Who else will save Westeros?A minus point to Jon Snow, then. Plus point to Janos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 He is hysterically, tragically dumb. But pitiable because of the hints of childhood abuse. THere is something awful that happens to the youngest boys in the Iron Isles.Aye. I think this was more Aeron though, we're getting some pretty grim POVs from him in the next book. These awful happenings are definitely connected to Euron, but I don't know if Vic would have been a part of it. I might not like him, but he doesn't seem like a bloke you want to mess with, he's pretty damn strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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