Mitbert Strangejoy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 He's going to be "Blaster" from Mad-Max. Ultimately, Tyrion will control him as "Master," thereby fulfilling the prophecy of Master-Blaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unSonofStannis Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Na I don't buy that its Qyburn's cousin or something, he is a necromancer and in AFFC he was in the dungeon experimenting with different people so the likely conclusion is he's creating a monster and it has something to do with Roose because him and Qyburn were buddies in Harrenhal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leto Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Frankenstein pfft,there is nothing undead about him. He is Gregors Ghola, it is know. Qyburn got his axlotl tanks and bred a ghola (at a really impressive pace mind you!). While fighting Sandor, the champion of the faith, the body of gregor will respond to the trauma of having to kill it's brother and the memories will return to Gregor. The now restored Gregor will realize he has no moral issues with killing his brother, finish off Sandor and free the queen of all charges.Any other scenario is just extremely far fetched.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Noone Sword Of The Day Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I'm pretty sure house strong is extinct... or was so its unlikely plus with all the un-character's popping up it seems like the most likely reasoning behind Sir Robert Strong's sudden appearance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARNINJA68 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 It's UnRobert, UnGregor, UnHodor, UnBrienne, UnSandor, and UnDuncan the tall all combined into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Freypie Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 You forgot Drogo.Miri Maz Dur casted a last spell when she was burning reanimating Drogo body and tasking him to avenge her.He left the pyre and fell inconscious a little away from the khalazar.When he awakened Dany had left, and being unable to catch her without a horse, he decided to offer his services to her worse enemy, the Usurper and wait for her in Westeros.After unknown long adventures in Essos he arrived in King's Landing a bit too late and was found by Qyburn.UnDrogo is a real undead, but Qyburn has no power to create them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 It's a shame everyone is going to turn against him when they assume he is the dead body of a man he vaguely resemblesThe hilarity of Robert Strong just being an immensely socially awkward big guy would be amazing.I honestly hope that GRRM is trolling us with the whole UnGregor thing, it just feels too obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacNille Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'm telling you guys, Robert Strong is simply a large man with cripplingly bad social issues. He enjoys, in solitude, painting lovely pictures of the countryside, reading Valyrian poetry, and tending to his beloved pet goose, Aldous.You are speaking the truth here. Robert is a misunderstood guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 You are speaking the truth here. Robert is a misunderstood guy.It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea Darling Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Just some big guy actually named Robert Strong, like Qyburn's third cousin or something? And he actually did take a vow of silence, he's got an embarassing skin condition that makes him cover his face, and has some trouble with social phobias, so he doesn't eat, drink, or go to the bathroom around other people?How anticlimactic, but hilariously awesome would that be?This really did crack me up. I can just imagine him lifting his visor and saying, "Hi, I'm Bob. Nice to meet you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 This really did crack me up. I can just imagine him lifting his visor and saying, "Hi, I'm Bob. Nice to meet you.""Qyburn... If this is.. Robert... What exactly were you doing with the body of Gregor Clegane?""A man has needs, my lady. A man has needs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dove Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 You had me until "his beloved pet goose, Aldous". No man who keeps a pet goose can have good intentions; geese are assholes. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterz Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Well I'm mostly inclined to Gregor but you have to admit GRRM so strongly hinting that he was Gregor comes as a bit awkward. He's likely just playing us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Stark Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I love the idea that its Franken-Gregor but sadly he's more then likely just a big dude on the westeros equivalent of steiroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacNille Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The reason why he doesn't go to the bathroom is that he is too shy to go there when other people are around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 You had me until "his beloved pet goose, Aldous". No man who keeps a pet goose can have good intentions; geese are assholes. It is known.As a man with a Charlie Kelly avatar, I assume you are familiar with Bird Law, and as such, you know that Slander of a Goose, Gander, Gosling, or any group combination of said Geese is punishable in a Court of Ornithology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harald Hard-Ruler Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I will reiterate my crackpot theory, which a few other seem to have as well. Robert Strong is similar to Frankenstein's monster. A black magic hybrid of Gregor's body, Robb Stark's head and Jaime's sword hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 I will reiterate my crackpot theory, which a few other seem to have as well. Robert Strong is similar to Frankenstein's monster. A black magic hybrid of Gregor's body, Robb Stark's head and Jaime's sword hand.The only issue is time. It's been nearly 2 years since Ned's beheading, Qyburn didn't get to King's Landing until much later. No manner in which to preserve it if he isn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dove Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 As a man with a Charlie Kelly avatar, I assume you are familiar with Bird Law, and as such, you know that Slander of a Goose, Gander, Gosling, or any group combination of said Geese is punishable in a Court of Ornithology.... fillibuster...Alright, I'll take that advice under cooperation. You seem like a man who knows his bird law. My apologies to Mr. Strong and Aldous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 ... fillibuster...Alright, I'll take that advice under cooperation. You seem like a man who knows his bird law. My apologies to Mr. Strong and Aldous.We'll chalk it up to sniffing acrylic paint and eating bagged dog food, as opposed to huffing spraypaint and eating canned cat food. That'll cloud your judgement, plus you'l get no sleep with all the dogs outside your window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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