The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Stannis Eats No Peaches secretly wants to kill Davos in the hopes that he will become Stannis's hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 TGW has an irrational fear of warm milk, Billy Blanks & cabbage.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Leap is the head boy of emptying chamber pots for the Freys, and he really loves the Freys especially fair walda the only guy she won't touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Leap gets aroused by the sound of Christopher Lee's voice, a condition he picked up whilst working at an Iranian call centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 GMM is actually a cyborg cat whose one dream is to be a direwolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Leap is cercei and jaime's forth child, they left him in the woods for the wolves but he survived and been looking for mommy this whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 MFF secretly loves Sansa, but hates her because she is a sadomasochist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I thought GMM was the mean one.Walrus used to watch Tywin when he was taking a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 MFF was studying to be a Maester at the Citadel, but was kicked out for killing and stuffing white ravens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brAnthelAstgreenseer Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The generic walrus works for the generic medicine companies.He has 1 goal in life, that is to make cheaper drugs available to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Branthelastgreenseer chose such a long name because she wants to cause inconvenience to everyone who reads her name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Walrus is second Gen clone of cloned walruses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 MFF writes graphic Daario fanfiction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brAnthelAstgreenseer Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Walrus is not happy with whats being said about him in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 MFF writes graphic Daario fanfiction...That's actually tru :)Branlongname is actually jojen and he's pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 That's actually tru :)MFF is on the run because GRRM found out she wrote fanfiction and is trying to kill her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'm not on the run I let him catch me so he didnt have a heart attack b4 he finished the books, now I'm chained in his basement.Walrus eats baby food for breakie n dog food for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 MFF chews cat turd to combat her unnaturally bad breath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drogo_1 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Grand Maester Mithrandir is actually transgendered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Drogo is actually Monica Lewinsky, trolling the forum for a free dental plan.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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