Magic 8 Ball Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 As a physician :Yes, he could produce an heir with beans but no frank.Prostatic massage could generate ejaculation from an intact urethra in an otherwise abbreviated phallus. We harvest sperm from quadriplegics basically by shoving a cattle prod up their ass to do this. Not sure to what extent someone in Westeros would know how to do this, maybe in a pillow house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 As a physician :Yes, he could produce an heir with beans but no frank.Prostatic massage could generate ejaculation from an intact urethra in an otherwise abbreviated phallus. We harvest sperm from quadriplegics basically by shoving a cattle prod up their ass to do this. Not sure to what extent someone in Westeros would know how to do this, maybe in a pillow house?Lol. Abbreviated phallus.Where do you practice? If i ever get the bloody flux I'll need a specialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 As a physician :Yes, he could produce an heir with beans but no frank.Prostatic massage could generate ejaculation from an intact urethra in an otherwise abbreviated phallus. We harvest sperm from quadriplegics basically by shoving a cattle prod up their ass to do this. Not sure to what extent someone in Westeros would know how to do this, maybe in a pillow house?Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic 8 Ball Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Lol. Abbreviated phallus.Where do you practice? If i ever get the bloody flux I'll need a specialist.Alas, anal electrocution does not appear to be an effective treatment for the flux... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 As a physician :Yes, he could produce an heir with beans but no frank.Prostatic massage could generate ejaculation from an intact urethra in an otherwise abbreviated phallus. We harvest sperm from quadriplegics basically by shoving a cattle prod up their ass to do this. Not sure to what extent someone in Westeros would know how to do this, maybe in a pillow house?Would a heated poker in the rectum achieve the same effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic 8 Ball Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Would a heated poker in the rectum achieve the same effect?No. But manual massage of his prostate would do the trick just as well as an electrical current, provided you have a bit more patience and can get over the "yuck factor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Alas, anal electrocution does not appear to be an effective treatment for the flux...Then I'm out of luck. Back on topic, could someone who had his testicles removed achieve and maintain erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 No. But manual massage of his prostate would do the trick just as well as an electrical current, provided you have a bit more patience and can get over the "yuck factor". What yuck factor? Sounds like a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark Revenge Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Then I'm out of luck. Back on topic, could someone who had his testicles removed achieve and maintain erection?I think so, but I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nausicaä Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I think it would be very disappointing if Theon's arc concluded with him getting the lordship of the Pyke. Not only he came to view himself very differently in ADWD and realize the true worth of his friendship with Robb, he's not fit to lead anyone and especially not the Ironborn. His time with Ramsay doesn't magically "fix" the disconnect with the Ironborn culture that was born out of him being raised at Winterfell and which lead to him winning no friends or respect at the Iron Isles. And it would be even harder for him to get the Ironborn to support him now that he has been "broken". They are not the kind of people that value inner strength and bravery and would give Theon support for being an abuse survivor. They would most likely view him as a weak emasculated creature who is worth even less than when he came to the Iron Isles because at least then he was proficient with a weapon, despite that weapon being a bow. Theon's own father belittled him for wearing jewelry and fine clothes and compared him to a woman for it, which is a huge insult in their culture. Do you think the Ironborn would want a man who was a prisoner and a toy of a notorious sadist to succeed the Greyjoy brothers? I don't buy it.The way I see it, Theon's purpose in the story could be either making way for a new Kingsmoot where Asha could win or dying to advance another character's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenerationx Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Just did some searching, which I will probably regret as it's now in my search history, but..."Because the testicles produce male hormones, men who have lost both of their testes may experience a reduction in sex drive and difficulty in getting and/or maintaining an erection."So, not impossible. But as we all might expect, having children without at least one of them is impossible.http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/do-no-testicles-mean-no-erection-testicular-torsion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Just did some searching, which I will probably regret as it's now in my search history, but..."Because the testicles produce male hormones, men who have lost both of their testes may experience a reduction in sex drive and difficulty in getting and/or maintaining an erection."So, not impossible. But as we all might expect, having children without at least one of them is impossible.http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/do-no-testicles-mean-no-erection-testicular-torsionThe shit George makes me think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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