Lord Qyburn Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 A classic topic on a wide variety of forums and message boards. What would you like for ASOIAF characters to say? I'll start. 1. Jaime: Unhand me! 2. Beric Dondarrion: I'm not quite dead.... 3. SPOILER: AFFCQyburn: If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits... Gregor: Putting on the riiiiiiitz!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willas Tyrell Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Eddard: I'd lose my head if it wasn't attatched. Hodor: I say, why do all of you chaps keep saying "Hodor' repeatedly. Cercei: I'm dying, this is the most painful, tortured, lengthy death ever. (Not funny, but I so want it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallory Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Cercei: I'm dying, this is the most painful, tortured, lengthy death ever. (Not funny, but I so want it) Add Joffrey to that as well (I know he is already dead, but oooohh do I hate him!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 As long as we're being cheesy about this: Tyrion: "can you spare some change, I'm a little short" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyfinger Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I am soooooooo in dire need of coffee right now... :| Vargo Hoat: Thally thells theathells by the theathore. (Sally sells seashells by the seashore.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Uncat: "Whoa, what a headache, I feel like I've been dead for three days" Sam: "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Sandor: "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" Bran: (on Hodor's back) "YAH mule! MUSH! MUSH!" Jaqen H'gar: "give me a minute, I have to put on my face." Jon: "all in all it was all just bricks in the Wall" Tommen: "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahir al Daoud Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Melisandre: "Baby, its cold outside..." Stannis: "Jon...search your feelings...I AM YOUR FATHER!" Sparrows (as a chorus): "We're the Inquisiiiition/We're here to say/We've got a miiiission..." Sam: "Well, I'm back. Oh, wait a minute. Wrong series." Littlefinger: "And I'd've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you Stark Kids!" Jon: "Be vewy vewy quite, we're hunting wild wuns...heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh" Jaime: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Hodor: "HODOR SMASH!" Qyburn: "He's alive! Alive I tell you! ALIVE!" Cersei: "Why am I surrounded by frickin' idiots?" Dany: "I am woman. Hear me roar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemlyn Blackfyre Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Nymeria: Little Frey, Little Frey let me in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 feeling too slow myself to come up with any... maybe after coffee. Oh, I remember one that another poster put up here awhile back (can't remember who) Brienne, to her squire, requesting an audience with Osmund or Osney: "Pod, call the Kettleblack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lany Freelove Cassandra Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Nymeria: Little Frey, Little Frey let me in that's great. Tommen: Who's my daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Brienne, to her squire, requesting an audience with Osmund or Osney: "Pod, call the Kettleblack." Ser Osmund in response: "bring on the Payne" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemlyn Blackfyre Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Late Lord Frey: not by the hair of my pinny pin prick Nymeria: I'll huff, an I'll puff, then I'll eat your children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Ser Osmund in response: "bring on the Payne" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legarous Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Ned "you're right Renly, that's a great plan. rouse your men immediately. The keep will be ours before dawn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambram Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Sansa and Aryha to the Hound: "Go fetch Cersei's head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anath Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Jaime: What are you doing here, Cersei? You were not invited. But as you're already here... Dany, that is my sister. Cersei, that is Daenaerys Targaryen, the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Now, you know each other and I'll ask you leave, Cersei. Dany and I have a business unfinished. What sort of business?... Well, the same you have with Lancel, Kettleblack, the Moon boy and so on. No,I'm not kidding, sweet sister. I've realized that I'm not interested in you anymore and I don't want to die without bedding someone else. Dany is really pretty and quite proper... and if she remains pleased, I may not be hanged at the end of our pretty little war. Don't look at me so angry. sweet sister. We were born together but it's not obligatory to die together and that is the end I see for you if you continue like this. Well, I told you how the things are, now LEAVE. Keep calm, Dany, she's leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Tywin to Cercei: YOU STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! Jaime to Brienne: wanna lick my stump? Mormont's crow: <nothing> Robert Arryn: I can fly!!! Loras Tyrell: Let'sss go SHOPPINNNNGGG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Wolf Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Loras (or Renly): It's Raining Men.. Halelujah... It's raining men, Men, MEN Hodor: If I can keep up this stupid act long enough, no-one will suspect I'm behind every move in Westros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aludra Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Anyone at all: Loras is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime L Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Biter: The rudimentary flaw to your theory, noble sir, is that the concept of dystopia requries willing participants, not a hegemonic entity as you so vociferously allege. (Thoughtful pause) Now, who's up for some finger food? Pod: (whispering) I see dead people... Ramsay Bolton: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! Tommen: Did you know a human head weighs 8 pounds? (In wonderment) 8 pounds..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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