A True Kaniggit

Nope. When I feel my hair is getting too long, I let the 5 year old niece cut it down to a 2. No need for a comb.

WOOOO!!!!! IT LIVES!!!!!!!

‘Stares suspiciously at title.’ @mcbigski this is Drunk Thread IV at least. Best to correct that. I remember a drunk thread in 2016 made by someone else. Between 2016 and 2021 I made 2 more. Do your research man!

If the bolded is the case, please let me know. We can do battle. Can someone on here film a video of my glorious defeat?

You have practiced. You’ve done it before. Experience counts as practice I believe. Does it not? Edit: If you don’t like the results of what you did before, then try something different!

Practice makes perfect. Right?

Oh. I’m sorry to hear that.

Bad day at work?

Now that’s just good science.

Tell me if you don’t have it in 2 weeks. If not I will buy another copy and ship it to you.

But you want tonics. Don’t think I’ll be fooled by your witch powers! (Meaning yes, I read that wrong. I blame the schools)

You have tonics? You must be a witch! Burn her! Do you weigh the same as a duck?

I “just happened” to be on vacation when the book came out. Though I did tear through it. A reread is a must. After I’ve had a couple more days to digest it of course. Edit: Put that in the wrong reply .

I finished it last night.

Currently getting my ass kicked at Parcheesi by my stepmother. What you gonna do?

Blah. I’m gonna wait until the 14th and buy it in stores. Just a couple days away.

No apology necessary. Knowledge is Power!

This is the drunk thread. That wasn’t a real question. But why not?

Who the hell decided it was a good idea to make a state out of a Mountain? No wonder Manchin is such a dick. I’d be angry if I had I had to live here too. That deer is lucky it knew how to dodge. (No, I wasn’t driving) Edit: I saw what I did. I’m not fixing it.

Woooooo! My Dad’s neighbor was out of town and gave him his box seats to the WVU game. Good time hanging out, even though the game was never serious.

Gooood. Goood. Now help me blow up these enemy vehicles! Edit: Honestly, I'm running out of options here.

Did you shoot the Garden and the alcohol? Shoot squared?

Hmmm? I don’t deny reality. This thread is here. That’s an immutable fact. But what about the other thread you created? Poor little mite. Abandoned in it’s infancy.

Anyone else here watch Black Clover? It may be a cliche' anime, but I enjoy it. A really loud yelling protagonist beating the odds in order to do the right thing.... that's just good old entertainment right there.

Honestly, I don’t like sweet anything. Birthdays are always a trial. People buy a cake to be nice, and I have to pretend to like it. Dang traditions.