Thucydides Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Pretty much the only thing I know of that is missing from the Song of Fire and Ice novels is Christmas music. Imagine how amazing it would be for HBO (or even one of the major networks) produce a Song of Fire and Ice Christmas special -- an old fashion variety show with Christmas songs and skits. Wyman Manderly could dress up as Santa, and Stannis Baratheon could read the poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Every character, good or bad, would have a role singing a classic Christmas song: Varys: Oh, Holy NightRoose Bolton: I'm Dreaming of a White ChristmasJohn Snow: I'll Have a Blue ChristmasJon Connington: What Child is This?Ned Stark: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like ChristmasRobert Baratheon: Rudolf the Red Nosed ReindeerViserys Targaryen: Away in a MangerDaenerys Targaryen: We Three Kings of Orient AreCersei Lannister: Silver BellsTyrion Lannister: The Little Drummer BoyMance Ryder: Got Tell It on the MountainRenly Baratheon: Ding Dong Merrily on HighBlackfish & Jaime Lannister (duet): I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClauseThe Faceless Men (choir): Carol of the BellsMaester Lewen: There's No Place Like Home for the HolidayDoran Martell: Jingle Bell Rock What characters would you have singing which Christmas classics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioKnowsBest Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Best thing since the Star Wars Holiday Special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I think you got everything perfect except for Robert. He would definitely sing Santa gimme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thucydides Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 I'm wondering if it would be a good idea to have Tyrion and Sansa do a duet of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I'm wondering if it would be a good idea to have Tyrion and Sansa do a duet of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Sansa and Sandor, more like. Either way i am sure it would sound horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thucydides Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Sansa and Sandor, more like. Either way i am sure it would sound horrible. Yes, that's perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 That'd be so awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Yeah, I cant get the vision of mark addy(tv robert) singing "all i want is hoes hoes hoes" drunkenly out of my head. this thread has bought me such joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven in Winter Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Bah, humbug! (Sorry I couldn't resist lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 John Snow: I'll Have a Blue Christmas Should be "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaselPie Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Sansa Baby, hurry down the chimney for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Gwynhyfvar Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Stannis- Good King WenceslasLittlefinger- Mary's Boy ChildPodrick Payne- Little Drummer BoyLysa Arryn- Joy to the World!and personally I'd have Ned singing In the Bleak Midwinter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioKnowsBest Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Syrio Forel sings Chanuka(sp?)Song by Adam Sandler. Cuz ya know Braavosi are jews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaselPie Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Jeor and Jorah re-enacting the Bing/Bowie "Little Drummer Boy" duet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 It should be hosted by Jaime and Stannis so they can trade insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommen Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Doran Martell: Jingle Bell Rock The Sand Snakes can back him up on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dw7GE_BYjI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet-N-SourRobin Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Every Who down in Who's Landing liked King Joffrey a lotBut the Stannis who lived just south on Dragonstone did not The Stannis hated Joffrey, thought his crowning was treason!Please don't ask why, because we all know the reason Staring down from his throne with a teeth grinding frownHe plotted of ways to take over the town For he knew every Who in Who's landing beneathwas adorning their doublets with a Lannister motiff "You are the true king!" bellowed Mel, the red preistess"R'hllor will aid you, you must stop this mess!" "Is he truly a bastard?" asked Davos, ever pluckyThough without his dead fingers he no longer felt lucky "They're waving their banners!" Stannis growled with a sneer"And winter is coming, hell it's practically here!" "They'll praise their false gods, they'll hail their false king!"Melisandre advised, "you must stop this whole thing!" "I've sat idle too long!" Stannis yelled, "Until now!""I must depose this pretender... but how?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea!The Stannis got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" his laugh died in his throatThis is Stannis, after all. He grabbed a red coat. Putting it on, he said "what a plan!""I'll look like my big brother, come back once again!" "The Lord Of Light Approves," Mel spoke with a grin"With his mighty blessing you're certain to win!" "All I need is a Stag," The Stannis looked around.But they're scarce south of the wall, and there was none to be found. Did that stop the The Stannis? Hah! The Stannis simply said,"If I can't find a stag, I'll make one instead!" For nothing stops The Stannis, he fights to the endHe ate rats rather than surrender in the Siege Of Storm's End So he took his Fool, Patchface, and he took some black thread.And he tied a big horn on top of his head. "Under The Sea, Reindeer fly! Just like so!"He jumped once and fell. "I know! Oh Oh Oh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokando Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 It would be worse than AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesnow Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Every Who down in Who's Landing liked King Joffrey a lotBut the Stannis who lived just south on Dragonstone did not The Stannis hated Joffrey, thought his crowning was treason!Please don't ask why, because we all know the reason Staring down from his throne with a teeth grinding frownHe plotted of ways to take over the town For he knew every Who in Who's landing beneathwas adorning their doublets with a Lannister motiff "You are the true king!" bellowed Mel, the red preistess"R'hllor will aid you, you must stop this mess!" "Is he truly a bastard?" asked Davos, ever pluckyThough without his dead fingers he no longer felt lucky "They're waving their banners!" Stannis growled with a sneer"And winter is coming, hell it's practically here!" "They'll praise their false gods, they'll hail their false king!"Melisandre advised, "you must stop this whole thing!" "I've sat idle too long!" Stannis yelled, "Until now!""I must depose this pretender... but how?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea!The Stannis got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" his laugh died in his throatThis is Stannis, after all. He grabbed a red coat. Putting it on, he said "what a plan!""I'll look like my big brother, come back once again!" "The Lord Of Light Approves," Mel spoke with a grin"With his mighty blessing you're certain to win!" "All I need is a Stag," The Stannis looked around.But they're scarce south of the wall, and there was none to be found. Did that stop the The Stannis? Hah! The Stannis simply said,"If I can't find a stag, I'll make one instead!" For nothing stops The Stannis, he fights to the endHe ate rats rather than surrender in the Siege Of Storm's End So he took his Fool, Patchface, and he took some black thread.And he tied a big horn on top of his head. "Under The Sea, Reindeer fly! Just like so!"He jumped once and fell. "I know! Oh Oh Oh!" You seriously just made my day xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaselPie Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Every Who down in Who's Landing liked King Joffrey a lotBut the Stannis who lived just south on Dragonstone did not The Stannis hated Joffrey, thought his crowning was treason!Please don't ask why, because we all know the reason Staring down from his throne with a teeth grinding frownHe plotted of ways to take over the town For he knew every Who in Who's landing beneathwas adorning their doublets with a Lannister motiff "You are the true king!" bellowed Mel, the red preistess"R'hllor will aid you, you must stop this mess!" "Is he truly a bastard?" asked Davos, ever pluckyThough without his dead fingers he no longer felt lucky "They're waving their banners!" Stannis growled with a sneer"And winter is coming, hell it's practically here!" "They'll praise their false gods, they'll hail their false king!"Melisandre advised, "you must stop this whole thing!" "I've sat idle too long!" Stannis yelled, "Until now!""I must depose this pretender... but how?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea!The Stannis got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" his laugh died in his throatThis is Stannis, after all. He grabbed a red coat. Putting it on, he said "what a plan!""I'll look like my big brother, come back once again!" "The Lord Of Light Approves," Mel spoke with a grin"With his mighty blessing you're certain to win!" "All I need is a Stag," The Stannis looked around.But they're scarce south of the wall, and there was none to be found. Did that stop the The Stannis? Hah! The Stannis simply said,"If I can't find a stag, I'll make one instead!" For nothing stops The Stannis, he fights to the endHe ate rats rather than surrender in the Siege Of Storm's End So he took his Fool, Patchface, and he took some black thread.And he tied a big horn on top of his head. "Under The Sea, Reindeer fly! Just like so!"He jumped once and fell. "I know! Oh Oh Oh!" This. Is. Brilliant. Best part is the Patchface ending. BRAVO ETA I have to edit this just to say I don't know if I made it clear how BRILLIANT THIS IS. It's freakin perfect. ...the red heart of Stannis grew three sizes that day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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