Thucydides Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Every Who down in Who's Landing liked King Joffrey a lot But the Stannis who lived just south on Dragonstone did not ..... [edited for space] "Under The Sea, Reindeer fly! Just like so!" He jumped once and fell. "I know! Oh Oh Oh!" You seriously just made my day xD Mine, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Syrio Forel sings Chanuka(sp?)Song by Adam Sandler. Cuz ya know Braavosi are jews Don't hate the Jonah Hill quality Jewfro. That thing is sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Don't hate the Jonah Hill quality Jewfro. That thing is sweet. Syrio is bald!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Syrio Forel sings Chanuka(sp?)Song by Adam Sandler. Cuz ya know Braavosi are jews They're Italian... Venician, more specifically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Olenna Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Every Who down in Who's Landing liked King Joffrey a lotBut the Stannis who lived just south on Dragonstone did not The Stannis hated Joffrey, thought his crowning was treason!Please don't ask why, because we all know the reason Staring down from his throne with a teeth grinding frownHe plotted of ways to take over the town For he knew every Who in Who's landing beneathwas adorning their doublets with a Lannister motiff "You are the true king!" bellowed Mel, the red preistess"R'hllor will aid you, you must stop this mess!" "Is he truly a bastard?" asked Davos, ever pluckyThough without his dead fingers he no longer felt lucky "They're waving their banners!" Stannis growled with a sneer"And winter is coming, hell it's practically here!" "They'll praise their false gods, they'll hail their false king!"Melisandre advised, "you must stop this whole thing!" "I've sat idle too long!" Stannis yelled, "Until now!""I must depose this pretender... but how?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea!The Stannis got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" his laugh died in his throatThis is Stannis, after all. He grabbed a red coat. Putting it on, he said "what a plan!""I'll look like my big brother, come back once again!" "The Lord Of Light Approves," Mel spoke with a grin"With his mighty blessing you're certain to win!" "All I need is a Stag," The Stannis looked around.But they're scarce south of the wall, and there was none to be found. Did that stop the The Stannis? Hah! The Stannis simply said,"If I can't find a stag, I'll make one instead!" For nothing stops The Stannis, he fights to the endHe ate rats rather than surrender in the Siege Of Storm's End So he took his Fool, Patchface, and he took some black thread.And he tied a big horn on top of his head. "Under The Sea, Reindeer fly! Just like so!"He jumped once and fell. "I know! Oh Oh Oh!" You never fail to impress me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alysanne™ Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I thought this thread was giving free gifts!!!!!!!!!!! Shame on the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Syrio is bald!!! Obviously. But in the context if his alleged judaism i couldn't resist show-syrio's sweet afro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWizard Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Ned Stark: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Robert Baratheon: Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer Blackfish & Jaime Lannister (duet): I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause What characters would you have singing which Christmas classics? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryhtscipe Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 That sounds utterly disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Best thing since the Star Wars Holiday Special! And it would be just that good too. :D Everything's better with Ewoks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thucydides Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Ewoks in asoiaf? That would amount to nothing more than pandering to commercial interests, and it would violate the integrity of the characters and the setting of A Song of Ice and Fire.I think Alayaya would be great doing "Santa Baby"And Jalabhar Xho is perfect for a calypso version of "I Saw Three Ships" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joluoto Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 They're Italian... Venician, more specifically. They are Jewish Italians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tam Stark Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 daenerys - driving home for christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaselPie Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Mama got runover by a reindeer... (Direwolf chorus) .... sorry I'll go now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TepidHands Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 With special appearances by Rhaegar Targaryen and the Frey Festival Orchestra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Doran Martell: Jingle Bell Rock Cat called dibs on Jingle Bell Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TepidHands Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Mel, Mance and Rattleshirt: Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire. ETA: And Gilly and Val: What Child Is This? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSnow House Stark Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Tommen singing I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Santa of course portrayed by Jaime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Assassin Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Hodor: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer... Isn't Old nan his great grandma or something??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Arya's Song Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 This thread has seriously made my day! Tepid Hands Mel, Mance and Rattleshirt Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..I am still laughing. Iona Jinglebell rock by Cat perfection . And Stannis as the Grinch poem by Sweet and Sour Robin the topper of them all. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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