King Pellinore Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Okay, everybody has the favorite pet theory or theories on what Eddard Stark promised his sister. I mean really, if you want to start a knock down drag out fight in a forum, express a theory on this subject and somebody will get offended. In an effort to offend everybody equally, I want to start this thread. What is the most ridiculous thing Ned could have promised Lyanna? I'll start it off with: "Promise me Ned, Promise me you'll punch that wench Cersei Lannister in the mouth. She get's on my last good nerve!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Thornhart Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me, Ned, that you will not tell at least your wife that this boy is actually mine so she will be sure to treat him like a disease for his entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleath56 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, that you will die without a head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasporio Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise you'll not eat veal ever again. They're sooo cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mourneblade Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned that you will not tell anyone that I gained weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obebb Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 What a great idea for a thread! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Traveler Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, that you'll delete my browsing history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMysteriousOne Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 "Promise me Ned, promise me that you'll give my baby to Robert Baratheon and tell him his true father" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pellinore Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 My personal favorite:"Promise me Ned, Promise me this dress doesn't make my butt look bigger." Or to put a more popular spin on it: "Promise me Ned, Promise me this dress does make my butt look bigger!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, promise me that you will give him the crown and let him marry a dozen beautiful virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneorobertsbastards Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 "Promise me, Ned, that you will make the stone carver for my crypt statue give me huge boobies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franko99 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, promise me that you never think of what actually happened here on your POV chapters, so fans can debate this for 18 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathhunter587 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me ned that howland reed gets to stay and look after the neck never to leave or have any sort of contact with the outside world again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocoalover1956 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, promise me you'll tell Robert his warhammer isn't that impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokando Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, Don't do a GOT Christmas special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pellinore Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 "Promise me Ned, Promise me you won't name any of your children 'Roose'. I mean, what kind of name is that? It sounds like only half a name or the name of some fool at court. They'd say 'Roose is on the loose'. A very silly name indeed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mourneblade Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned that you will send that jerk of a little brother to wall for wearing my underwear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me, Ned, promise me that you will rename this f*****g tower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me, Ned, that you'll never marry a redhead. :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caggo Corpsekiller Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, promise me that you'll keep people guessing about this childs parentage until your son Bran realizes the truth by seeing the past through the "eyes" of a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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