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The Most Ridiculous Thing Ned Could Have Promised Was....


King Pellinore

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Promise me Ned, promise me you'll never tell anyone I died because I confused this huge kitchen knife with my dildo.. It was dark and we were out of candles!!!

For the night is dark and full of terrors...

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"Promise me you won't name him Jon."
"I won't."

"That's a really dull name, Ned."
"Ok."

"I know you and Jon Arryn were close but name him something like Rhaetan or something. I dunno. Make it Targaryen-ish."
"Sure whatever."
"Ned, seriously. Don't name him Jon."

"Lyanna pls."

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"Promise me you'll tell him who I am once he's old enough."
"When he is a man grown."
"What? No. Good lord. That would be too long."
"OK."
"Are you trying to stretch it out for maximum dramatic impact? This isn't a book. 13 is good."

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"Promise me... You know what? I can see you're going to mess this up. Just get me a band-aid and I'll raise the kid my damn self."

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"Promise me you'll never drop him... I know how clumsy you are... For Christ's sake Ned, what did I just say?"

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