XSarellaX Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Promise me Ned,promise me that when you re tell the events today that you forget the part where i crapped the bed. hahahaha you know, if she gave birth to Jon the same day she died, it may have happened, it's common when women are in labour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Ambar Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Hey, I named my kid Jon. :) A wise choice. But Lyanna wanted one of those Targ names for her boy -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 'Promise me; red.'Premise: tired of ever present blue roses. Request: burial decoration specifications.Interpretation: Ned injected himself into a moment of emotional crisis as people are want to do. Result: something greater than decoration, albeit with specific request ignored. Oh, Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isobel Harper Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 On a more serious note (not that I'm not loving these), the promise is often referred to a broken promise, so something along the lines of "Ned, promise me you'll......give him to his father to raise."...not let Robert take revenge on Rhaegar for this."...let him grow up with his brother and sister." Not knowing that Rhaegar and his other two children are already dead. ETA: Yeah, the OP asked for ridiculous, but I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Promise me Ned, to tell Robert that he should have played the harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmancampidori Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 On a more serious note (not that I'm not loving these), the promise is often referred to a broken promise, so something along the lines of "Ned, promise me you'll... ...give him to his father to raise." ...not let Robert take revenge on Rhaegar for this." ...let him grow up with his brother and sister." Not knowing that Rhaegar and his other two children are already dead. ETA: Yeah, the OP asked for ridiculous, but I couldn't resist. Well folks time to take this small bit of information and stop forever :) Promise me Ned, you'll name him after his true father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Lyanna: Eddard, I'm dying.Eddard:(sees that Lyanna is in a pool of blood) Nah, you'll be fine.Lyanna: Promise me ... Promise me you'll kill Rhaegar. I he left the thermostat on the wrong temperature when he left and none of the three Kingsguard he left here would adjust it. I had to spend months in this boiling hellhole: why in the seven Hell's would he have the thermostat at ninety degrees?! Its hot enough in Dorne as it is!Eddard: Ummmm ... He's already dead. Robert crushed his head with a hammer.Lyanna: Oh good. What he did with the thermostat is unforgivable.Eddard: Anything else you would like?Lyanna: Yes, there is a bag of coins on that nightstand there. Brandon payed for lunch once and I never got to pay him back. Oh Gods, I even told Brandon 'I owe you one'! Eddard: Yeah, about ... He's kind of dead.Lyanna: Oh no! I bet Father must be devastated by this.Eddard: That's one word to describe it. I myself would have described it as "burned to a crisp". Lyanna: Well, I don't have anything else to ask of you. Not being able to repay Brandon will probably haunt me into the afterlife. If you have a daughter, would you mind naming her after me?Eddard: No problem. Oh, and what should I do with that baby over there?Lyanna: Oh that? That's Robert's son. Remember when you told me about the arrangement and had the two of us talk to get to know each other-Eddard: I don't want to hear about it. I'll just figure that what to do with the baby when I get back to Winterfell.Later on.Robert: I miss Lyanna! Oh hi Eddard. Ned, who's baby is that you're holding?Eddard: (tries to remember, but gives and shrugs) I dunno. I guess its my bastard. I don't remember who the mother is, but it looks like me so I must be the father.Robert: How do you forget cheating on your wife?!Later still.Maester Ludwin: Congratulations Eddard, you have a new baby girl with black hair just like you. What should it's name be?Eddard: (tries to remember his promise, but gives up and shrugs) I dunno, I guess Arya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisch Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me, Ned...promise me you will not simply walk into Mordor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midi Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me, Ned... Don't let anyone find my pornographic drawings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGBeyondAsshai Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me, Ned...not to do the things I've doneWalk away from trouble if you can. *G*(okay maybe Kenny Rogers said that) Promise me, Ned...that you'll confuse everyone by thinking abstractly about blood and blue flowers instead of a detailed account of my passing. I like being mysterious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfmaid7 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 @ XSarellaX : Given the theory i was going for that ....lol For another: Promise me Ned,Promise me ...Tell them ah went out like ah boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise Lord Stark that you will always trust Petyr Baelish and put your faith in a butcher's son named Janos Slynt, he is honest as the day is long . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me, Ned...promise me you will not simply walk into Mordor. Promise me, Ned...promise me you will not use the eagles to simultaniously win this thing and keep everybody save Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me Ned, don't let shit get out of hand, I don't want thousands of people to die just cause I shacked up with Reagar. Talk to Bob, he's your friend he'll listen to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin's Roost Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me Ned....wait to use the master ball on Mewtwo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 promise me, ned.... promise me....................................................................................................................................................*dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Lyanna: Promise me, NedEddard: anything, sisLyanna: P...promiseEddard: yes?Lyanna: promise me.... i need you to... promiseEddard: ok, what?Lyanna: Ned, promise me..Eddard: what do you need?Lyanna: pr........promise meEddard: woman, please!Lyanna: Ned?Eddard: yeah?Lyanna: ...Eddard: ...?Lyanna: ...Pr-Eddard: FOR FuCKS SAKES WOMANLyanna: ooooooommmmmiiiiiiiiiseEddard: No wonder Rhaegar died, on PURPOSELyanna: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfmaid7 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me Ned,Promise me....That you won't put money down on Brazil winning the World Cup in Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me Ned...delete the fantasy hockey folder and purge the trash bin. Promise me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reckoner Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Promise me Ned, that you'll crucify Cat for the good of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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