Pilusmagnus Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 He promised that he would never ever show Robert her nudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgottenKnight Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Promise me, Ned, that you will not tell at least your wife that this boy is actually mine so she will be sure to treat him like a disease for his entire life. This made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Ned, promise me that you'll claim Brandon's bastard by Ashara Dayne as your own for no reason whatsoever just to cause a toxic relationship between you and your wife. What d'you mean there is no such kid? Oh well, do the same thing by with my son by Rhaegar, that's almost as good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynan Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Promise me Ned, promise me that you'll sacrifice all of your children and their favourite animals so that Cersei Lannister can stay young forever. She's such a lovely person and Cat is kinda crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 "Promise me Ned, promise me that your creep friend, Robert never touches me""Promise me Ned, promise me that on the occasions when you think of me, drink milk of the poppy so my mistakes and remembrance are clouded" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 "Promise me Ned, promise me that you will never try to get swag" "Promise me Ned, promise me that you'll never listen to Nicki Minaj' Anaconda" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Promise me Ned that you will not bury me in the Winterfell Crypts, I want to be on a hill with the sun shining on me.... Lol, and Robert smiled in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I'm just having fun; there's no need to be mean. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liaraeyne Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Promise me Ned, that you'll delete my browsing history Haha I love this one. Promise me Ned, let my disgusting betrothed Robert not even touch my body when I'm dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 "Promise me Ned, promise me that your creep friend, Robert never touches me""Promise me Ned, promise me that on the occasions when you think of me, drink milk of the poppy so my mistakes and remembrance are clouded" Haha I love this one. Promise me Ned, let my disgusting betrothed Robert not even touch my body when I'm dead.:ROFL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Robert: Eddard, I'm dying. This is the last time you will ever see me.Eddard: *sees Robert's mortal wounds* Nah, you'll be fine.Robert: Please take care of my son Joffery. He is after all my blood.Eddard: Ummm *scratches back of neck uncomfortably* Robert, about that. None of Cersei's children are yours. Cersei is banging her brother. Oh, that feels good. I hate keeping secrets! Robert: Wait, what-Eddard: I can't stop, I'm on a roll! I also lied about the Tower of Joy: Lyanna wasn't there and I never found her body. The three Kingsguard there were deserters, and I let them go unharmed. One of them told me Lyanna died peacefully of a chill in a warm bed, deliriously asking for you and saying she was supposed to marry you. I lied to you because I wanted you to remember Lyanna in less painful way. Robert: You thought telling me she was raped to death would make me feel better?!? I had nightmares about that constantly! Why do you think I was drunk as often as I was?Eddard: Oh, my bad. Robert: If you want to make it up to me, kill Cersei and Jamie. No, first legitimize all my bastards, THEN execute Cersei and Jamie. Next revoke Lord Tywin's titles and give Casterly Rock to butterfingers. When he fell off the tower Cersei said she hoped he died so this will piss her off.Eddard: Ok, I'll kill the Lannister Twins. Though if I knew Bran would rule the Westerlands I would have educated him on how to be a Lord Paramount.Robert: Hindsight is a blond haired adulterous incestuous b*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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