RuthBolton Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Is it burning because I'm kissed by fire too, now? Stannis and Selyse trying for another baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stateofdissipation Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Is it burning because I'm kissed by fire too, now? Stannis and Selyse trying for another baby. Stannis-- I am going to shove it in a place Renly never found Selsye-- "you're only interested in one thing... and you can't remember what it is" The mountain, the red viper, Sansa, and the hound in a game of naked twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Sansa: Room for one more! Gregor: Does anybody feel threatened by me? I know I'm big and imposing, but I want this to be a safe space, okay? The Red Viper: Please stay, sweet Gregor! You're the only one alive that might make me break my lifelong vow of celibacy! The Hound: Sansa, Snake, get the fuck out of the way. Gregor is mine and mine alone to love! Mance Rayder and Rhaegar Targaryen pissing off the top of the Wall next to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Stannis: Do you accept the Lord of Light as your god and savior? He makes me feel warm and fuzzy almost as much as seeing you again, dear brothers! Renly: Well, do they have hot women? Robert: Renly, that's inappropriate! I don't think so, Stannis, you know I can't abide those loose Essosi morals with all their wanton sexuality. Jaime and Robert, having both been dumped by Cersei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stateofdissipation Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Stannis: Do you accept the Lord of Light as your god and savior? He makes me feel warm and fuzzy almost as much as seeing you again, dear brothers! Renly: Well, do they have hot women? Robert: Renly, that's inappropriate! I don't think so, Stannis, you know I can't abide those loose Essosi morals with all their wanton sexuality. Jaime and Robert, having both been dumped by Cersei. Jamie-- Mom was better in the sack than you were anyway... Robert-- My dearest love you are all I ever dreamed of, please oh please take me back.. Bran in a threelegged race, Ilyn Payne at a spelling bee, Dolan Noye juggling axes, and Cersei baking a cake ---Yes I know that Payne is illiterate and mute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Bran: HODOR. You realize three-legged race doesn't mean use your third leg, right? Gods, just put me down, I'm starting to get creeped out by your willingness to carry me around. You're not stupid, you know how this must look. Ilyn Payne: I'm illiterate, you bloody fools. Why did you bring me to a spelling bee?! Donal Noye: I am SO beating the Halfhand this year! Cersei: Could somebody bring me the Splenda? I'm worried about Robert's health, I'd feel so terrible if anything happened to him because of me. to PP: I know you know he was illiterate and mute, that's why he verbally told you. I couldn't think of anything better I guess! I'm changing my next one because the last was not very good and no responses. Roose Bolton and Fat Walda on their first night together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 bump because edited the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Ramsey -I love youWalda-I know you marry me for my gold and please get rid of that scumbag son of yours ( all the houses living member before GOT) The Baratheons, Starks,Boltons,Lannisters, Shitmouth, Starks, Dany, and Brienne watching a Harry Potter Marathon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 *credits roll*Tyrion: that was so unrealistic! nobody has seven books' worth of plot armor and gets to ride a dragon at some point! Everybody else is too busy holding hands to answer, except for Brienne, who is trying to call Lady Stoneheart down on Hogwarts to hang all the innocent children. Roose Bolton and Tormund Giantsbane in a bathhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Roose-I'm out Shitmouth teaching kids at Westeros art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Any child whom I hear using inappropriate language in this class will be forbidden to drink any tea. Now, let us see who remembers the correct way to hold your teacup.Daenerys on a game show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 You know, I don't think I actually want to be on a game show. I'm not very good, you see...I think I have low self-esteem. I fucked up an entire continent and even my dragons don't really care about me. You should probably give the prize to the Starks, or the Baratheons. Littlefinger and Sansa at dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Little finger: Now Sansa don't you go kissing any old men, we all know what they want.Sansa: Of course Uncle. Balon seeing his son Theon for the first time since he returned from the North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You make me proud Gregor meeting Sandor at KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Gregor: It's on me, bro. You know I don't eat meat anyway; I can't stand violence.Sandor: Can I get a chicken flambee?Cersei and Daenerys are interviewed on your favourite news programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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