The brown snake Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I am going to put some sugar and spice and everything nice to make Joffery the greatest king in the world! The greyjoys on Dr Phill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 We tight nit family Damphair meet Patchface and Mel in a Pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 What is wet may never dry!Pour another jug! Mance singing to Ramsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Mance-you got flay by your dad Hodor meet Wun Weg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Hodor: Hey dude! I've been waiting for decades someone I could talk to!W.W.: You're right, SOBER TIME!! Darkstar imagining Arthur Dayne's last words at Tower of Joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 he was right Tyrion at his wedding to Lysa Arryn with Shitmouth as the best man, patchface as the priest, Ramsey as the ring bearer, and Cersei as maid of honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Tyrion: I Have never been so happy I am so glad I never indulged in prostutes and wine, my lovely normal sweet bride was all worth it.Lysa: Me to my lion I am so happy I never fell in love with another, oh cersi you look lovely.Cersi: why thank you Lady Lysa not as much as you, oh course Oh and I cant forget about my little brother you look so hansom Tryion!! Now don't forget the lannister cloke I made it special just for you, oh and a box. Ramsay my dear do u have the box.Ramsay: Yes your Grace, its right here with the rings, I love weddings more than anything. i am so glad my big brother Dominic brought me here. Oh and thank you your grace for making me a Bolton, Cersi: it was my pleasure Ramsay, you seem to love your big brother very much.Ramsay: yes of course- my Father started teaching me a Bolton sport but i like playing the harp betterPatchface: Yes the harp is a nobel professionLysa: Do you like the harp ShitmouthShitmouth: why yes my lady I do, i also can not wait for my wedding soon, maybe you and dominic can play at it Ramsay, oh but dont forget to bring your own wine, as I do notPatchface: you may now cloke the bride to bring her under your protectionLysa *sobbing* this is the happist day of my life!! Trywin at school interviews with Jamie cersi and tryion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Tywin: I'm so honoured that you three chose our humble institution. You are all so brilliant that I feel as though you should be interviewing me! What subjects would you like to study?Jaime: I was thinking of studying medicine, but I can't stand the sight of blood; so I think I'll go into early childhood education. Cersei: I want to become a social worker. I love helping people! I'd like to specialise in family therapy.Tyrion: I like gonna play football. I hope you got a scholarship where I don't gotta study cuz I hate books.Sansa and Arya discussing interior decoration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Sansa-I like the placeArya-it need axes and swordsSansa-that not properArya-who cares Show Saan dinner with the lannisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'm sailing for the highest bidder!Tywin: We have ships.This makes you the highest bidder! kudos for getting the reference. Robin Williams commenting on all of Daenerys' important moments.rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Nano NanoRobin was a great actor if Stongboar was a Stark man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I will side with the hound to bring Arrya home I don't want to fight him.If Jamie lannister married cat tully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Jaime: My darling Cat, I am so sorry about Bran; I should never have let myself get warged like that. I will make it up to you by giving you many healthy, well adjusted children.Catelyn: Don't worry, beloved. Bran was an idiot anyway. It runs in the family, the Starks are all morons. Thank the gods I'm finally rid of Ned.Joffrey: I wuv you, auntie.Tyrion and Daenerys meet at a ball in a Jane Austen novel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Tyrion-let just be friendsDany-ok Cersei, Tyrion, and Robert B in rehab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Cersi and Robert kiss and make up.Tyrion: Why am I even here? (remembers the women and wine) oh yeh Ramsay Bolton and 'Arya stark' in marriage counselling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Ramsey-I a bad husbandFArya-yes your are(then the counsel turns out to be Brienne in a cowl) Stannis in Vegas casino while Mel is fire eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 SUCK, Suck, suck, suck suck, suck, suck, suck...{spaceballs reference} Tormund's urologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I'm afraid a prosthetic is your only hope. And since we're not advanced enough for prosthetics, I'll have to send you down south to see a chap named Qyburn.Tyrion obtains the Ring of Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I will hand it over to Cersei.She's my elder after all..and she suffered so much with his horrible husband..she needs some compensation after all.And if I kept it to myself I would run the risk to show that meritocracy could save the world...that would mean ruining the game altogether..Sure, that's how the world goes round!Jaime and Brienne at the opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 ALL HAIL KING JOFFERY THE RIGHTFUL KING Renly barratheron on his wedding night to Margery tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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