Metopheles Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I can kill it and I can fuck it. what shall I do...what shall I do........ .....would be easier if I could drink it..... oh, wait! Ser Ilyn, Ser Ilyn, I need you to do me a favour, no questions asked. :devil: remember, last thing they would say. I want you to go with this one Show Jaime and Show Tyrion during the escape :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Sorry Tryion but I am not releasing you, you should die for everything you have done. Show Yarra Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH my brother is a eunuch! That's hilarious! Gregor during his fight with Oberyn (book version). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I loved that woman! I dream every night of her. But she died on her own! It was not my doing! I killed that boy, aye, but only to protect the real boy! Aegon is alive you stupid dornish fool! Brienne meets the Hound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 "It's not really about me." -Stannis and Cersei in unison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I wish I could marry you(Cersei and Stannis then marry) Stannis talking to Tommen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 bastard! bastard! bastard! You are a bastard! bastard! muhahahaha Wex Pyke being tortured by Qyburn, while Davos tickles his feet with a feather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I Tell you nothing Illyn Payne talking to Ned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I'm gonna chop your head off very slowly, with your own posh blade. I will do it in front of at least one of your children and have her held down, so she has to watch, I'm gonna send yer head and body separately to your wife, so she has to look at your stinking decaying body, when the next day your son receives your head...in his bed. he will wake up to it, laying between his legs, so he can never bear to watch down on himself.I will do that, just you wait, just you wait. Gendry finding Arya in the woods, while she takes a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I only wish I was as manly as you.Show Shae and book Shae fighting over Tyrion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Book Shae: Oh, I so love Tyrion with all my heart and soul, that I would walk on fire before I even think of betraying him. People trying to buy my loyalty with gold are wasting their time! I'll do anything possible to save him in this mummer's trial! Oh gods oh oh. Show Shae: Fuck the bastard, I hated him so much. Luckily he got married to that whimpering bitch, the Stark girl, so that the last weeks I didn't have spend so much time with him. I'm earnestly waiting for the first offer of diamonds to come, and then ship back to where I came from. I just can't wait to find a new richer lover. Preferable akin to him, to hurt him even more. Book Shae: You have no feelings. *Sobs* ^^Sorry, that got long. Next: The waif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I gonna to be a lumberjack Shitmouth quitting being a Mountain's men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Can you give me a recommendation and write some nice works so I get better chances at my next employer? Mountain going over to declare for Renly and Loras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valyrian Perfect Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Hey guys, I spent some time alone, looking in my inner self...and...(sobs) I decided to JOIN THE 'SWORDFIGHT' !Next: Ser Dontos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 while rowing Sansayo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Sansa's thoughts while being rowed by Dontos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Why didn't I leave with the Hound before all this Tywin as hand of the queen during small council member of the council areShireen as the Queen(she actually go to the meeting on time)Stannis as Master LAwPAtchface as grand MaesterTyrion as coin masterLC is Rob StarkShips is Dany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 actually sansa thought that... Ah:Tywin: CE---LEE---BRATIONS COME ON!!! duh duh duhh du. CEEEEELEEEEBRATIONS COME ON!! du du duuuduuu Stannis on the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 at least I not Tywin who mistreat his own kid Cersei babysitting Stark kids and Shireen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 come kids! I baked you a nice fine cake!! It's Joffrey's birthday, now all sing with me!*Pulls guitar from behind her back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 That was funny,What the character you pick for the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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