To catch a Lannister Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'll start. Stannis - Loses Battle of the Ice, captured/killed by Boltons, well shit here we still are...Boltons rule the North. http://media.tumblr.com/4c94b639b2b677ab2df19a4d03a5ea27/tumblr_inline_mrw303g4p31qz4rgp.gif Maybe if he escapes he can open up an orthodontist practice due to his extensive knowledge of teeth but for all intents and purposes his quest for kingship is over, and I would shed a single crystal tear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Chain Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Daenerys not going to Westeros. The sad part is that this happening is truly plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion for King Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 1) Euron's plans are a complete failure, basically affect nothing.2) Jaime is hanged by LS or loses tge trial by combat to Brienne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To catch a Lannister Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 1) Euron's plans are a complete failure, basically affect nothing.2) Jaime is hanged by LS or loses tge trial by combat to Brienne. Sadly I think that's entirely possible, he's my 2nd favorite character(thanks for botching my top 2 by the way D&D), but there's just something about his adwd chapter that make him seem doomed As for Euron I think there's no way he doesn't raise complete hell before he goes out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangirl000 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Jon is DED dead, forever and permanent-like, after his caesar-ing at the Wall. Arya trips and falls down some stairs and breaks her neck. Sansa chokes on some food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Santa of House Claus Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Robb Stark being murdered at a weddingDrogo dying from what amounts to an infected boo booAs for current characters Jaime being killed by Lady Stoneheart without the chance to complete his path of redemptionJon actually being deadCersie not dyingTheon dying with Stannis before redeeming himself (he isn't a favorite character of mine, but I would still be disappointed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boarsbane Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 And they lived happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion for King Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Sadly I think that's entirely possible, he's my 2nd favorite character(thanks for botching my top 2 by the way D&D), but there's just something about his adwd chapter that make him seem doomed As for Euron I think there's no way he doesn't raise complete hell before he goes outIm hoping that Jaime and Cersei leave the world the same way they came in: together holding hands. After 5 books i'm assuming we've past the random/sudden death point of the major characters. The POVs have to amount to something at least now.But yeah no doubt Euron will be a major player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twatbeards conspiracy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Jon found that in the end Edd was right about 2 things at least, roasted surely he (edd) smelled like pork and definitely went better with apple sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0bR Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Arya dying after escaping death the entire timeJon becoming the Super King of the Universe Jaime killing Cersei or dying together with herStannis gets roasted by Daenerys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iridescence Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Varys...Outwitted and executed by someone like Cersei who has no business being able to outwit him.Tyrion...Marries Penny and joins a circus. (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WunWun11 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Tommen suffocates under a Care Bear in bed. OK, so he's not my favorite, but that seems to be about the trajectory of his arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To catch a Lannister Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Im hoping that Jaime and Cersei leave the world the same way they came in: together holding hands. After 5 books i'm assuming we've past the random/sudden death point of the major characters. The POVs have to amount to something at least now.But yeah no doubt Euron will be a major player. Hopefully this is where Jaime's arc is heading in TWOW http://i.imgur.com/Pp6dDUN.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Santa of House Claus Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 And they lived happily ever after.It was all a dream, and the final page is a pic of GRRM pointing and laughing at us. I like to think of that as the Lucas Star Wars prequel ending. After all the build up and anticipation, the creator of the universe just mocks us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kinkslayer Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Shaggydog is never heard from again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Wolf Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Jamie and Brienne run off together never to. Be seen again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vrso Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Here's some I can imagine, from the way aDwD ended: Jon dies from his wounds, for good. Nobody saves him and he doesn't warg. Alternatively, he could warg but basically just run away and be mostly useless, save maybe for some last appearence. That would disappoint me as well.Lady Stoneheart executes Jaime. Nothing useful (like further character development for anybody else) comes out of it. Would be even worse if she kills Brienne and Pod immediately after that.Jorah dies without being useful for Dany, not having his loyalty recognized by anyone else (except maybe Tyrion).Quentyn discovering he's a warg, warging into a dragon and conquering Westeros by himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0bR Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also - the Others being just a mindless zombie army serving as a training field for Mary Sues and Gary Stues of the asoiaf world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WunWun11 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Margaery Tyrell gets married a dozen more times... but still dies a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Man Has Said Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Arya becomes a full-fledged member of the Faceless Men.For an assignment she takes on the identity of a proper Southron girl, and melds into the character too well.Winds up married to a minor Lord who is sworn to House Lannister,spends the rest of her days doing needlepoint, eating lemoncakes and knitting while humming "The Rains of Castermere."Oh NOES!!! :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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