King Tyrion I Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 <shrugs> tells you something about your offer up to now.Though I'll gladly be the sovereign of both parties and have you both seated at the negotiations' table.That would be the solution I could offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Whatever you feel like being K_T, thats fine with me. as long as you don't do anything "silly" like blowing up our base from the inside or anything :P It would be helpful to have somebody both sides could talk to and through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 If I may, ser, I would ask some mulled wine to ease the talk, I like it so much..And I would demand some bumps for Benjen.Who could possibly be against bumping for Benjen, ser?In exchange we could pass from "cheap gifts" to them to "less expensive gifts"..Just a suggestion, ser... I'm going for a slice of one of our delicious lemon cakes.. Anyone care for some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I won't blow anything up. I don't know much about explosives. I'll just wait and abide my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The dude abides, your grace as well..Luckily I'm on duty, nobody else seems to be around.Not that I think you would escape ungarded, no your Grace!Just thinking, all these cakes here.. I'll take another slice, waiting for someone to show up.Sure you don't want a slice?I'll put some tea on. My commander is bound to show up, he always does.I'll treat him so he'll lend a ear to my suggestions...Sure a Lannister will appreciate some cake and tea?Will pay a small debt in due time, will he your Grace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 How're things doing Comrade Kika? I t looks like you've been doing an excellent job! If we ever get through this war, I'll make sure there are promotions all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Is Kika eating and drinking all the stuff we were negotiating about? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Is Kika eating and drinking all the stuff we were negotiating about? :eek:Nah, we've been sorting through and removing any stale stuff while consistently restocking. And of course you wouldn't want leftover tea. Anyway, we offered that stuff HOURS ago, we get hungry with nobody to fight :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The dude abides, your grace as well..Luckily I'm on duty, nobody else seems to be around.Not that I think you would escape ungarded, no your Grace!Just thinking, all these cakes here.. I'll take another slice, waiting for someone to show up.Sure you don't want a slice?I'll put some tea on. My commander is bound to show up, he always does.I'll treat him so he'll lend a ear to my suggestions...Sure a Lannister will appreciate some cake and tea?Will pay a small debt in due time, will he your Grace?Lemon cakes and tea are always welcome. And I shall be paying. Wouldn't neglect my motto.I took some notes. To make the wait worth while. And I bumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Yes your Grace, just bumped too too.Duty first!lLet's take a tea then I'll bake some fresh cakes...I heard our enemy is very greedy, can't gave never enough of them...understandable, so good they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 Where are all the other alchemists? :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Defeated.surrend!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 What would Major Armstrong do? :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Yield ..we have won, your army is dispersed, we hold your king captive...no contest.I'm sure you'll acknowledge the situation like the sage and good commander that you are. No shame in it, were better armed and organized.No blood will be shed.Yield and I'm sure my commander will be more than merciful.I go back in to prepare for the peace feast. Do not let me roast all that venison in vain..Any particular dish you'd like me to prepare for the feast?Drinks?Just let me know, we've plenty of food.Just ran out of turnips but I don't like them anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 First would you accept command of a province and immunity from prosecution in return for your surrender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 A tempting offer... but fighting to the death would be much more dramatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 There will be a noble cause worth dying for.And then we'll fight side by side till victory or deathAye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 There will be a noble cause worth dying for.And then we'll fight side by side till victory or deathAye!Excellent point Kika! You wont get a better offer then this FoMN. Let us join in brotherhood and defend for our beloved shows form nonbelievers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 You're saying I should join you? And betray the Fullmetal Army? Never! I'd rather go out with a bang :P KJR, I challenge you to single combat! Winner take all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 A unicorn will cry.Please FoMN reconsider!Don't you smell the roasted venison and boar?Don't you see the peace banquet ready?Will you really put your king's life at stake?All on a Saturday's night?I can hardly believe it.Let's join forces to bring back our Benj instead!I'll go bumping there and come back again.To watch over our prisoner and the skewers both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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