you are a 3rd son how do you become lord without loosing your head? (challenge)

[still bill]

nah If u really need to be a lord that bad just pull a bronn and forget about honor lol

[jon rhaegar stark]

arrange a marrage for your older brother with one of the big house and make sure that girl as a incest relation with her brother and cuckholds your brother and doesnt provide him an heir

hire a red priest or faceless man and take care of your second brother

now you become the rightful heir

[TimJames]

If Willias is already crippled, I would tamper with the medicine used to treat him to ensure the injury festers and he dies.

Next I would wait until Garlan is drunk, than I'll put something in his drink to make sure he passes out in a few hours when he and his wife return to their bedroom. I'll then go in there, strangle Garlan's wife, leave to clean up, and in the morning my dear brother is a wife-killer. He'll get sent to the wall or be put to death, but either way I'll be next in line for inheritance.

Now I could wait a few years, but if I were impatient than I would ensure papa had an 'accident'.

Loras the Kinslayer of Flowers.

[Mithras]

Follow the example of Harlan Hunter.

[IdoTheChoombi]

remind me to never be the big brother of any of you.

[still bill]

remind me to never be the big brother of any of you.

Lol

[Poodle Pup From Astapor]

Sleep with Renly, get Tyrells to support his bid for crown and become Lord Commander of his Rainbow Guard.

[In A Coat of Gold]

If he asked Mace, I'm sure there's a castle to be had from the rebels in the Riverlands/Stormlands.

[John Doe]

Poison Willas, blame a dornish, hope that Garlan dies in an ensuing battle (maybe pay someone to make sure he does).

[Lord of the Vale]

Trick garlan into A trill by combat and kill him, hier A whore with a std to seduse and infect willas

[aryagonnakill#2]

Id get myself a nice sea fairing ship and start making a ton of money being 1 of only a handful of people in Westeros who understand the basic principals of trade. I'd use that money to acquire that poison the fm use that can drive any warm blooded animal crazy to kill anything in sight and would feed it to Willas' falcons. Now Garlands heir and I'm 2nd in line so I'd try to marry a good daughter from a strong Reach family. I'd then use my money to pay some Ironborn to attack the shield islands. When my brother gathered an army to retake the shields I'd be right at his side. Sadly, when Garlan awoke on the day of the battle, he would find himself feeling tired and slow, but would not show it. The gallant Garlan would thus meet his end at the hands of an Ironborn axe as he tried to lead a van while still under the effects of my poison.

Since I had done well making money and have a strong house as an ally then even if there are whispers about both my brothers dying they will remain whispers.

[Isobel Harper]

I don't know. Ask Aegon the Unlikely. ;)

[the storm king returns]

I don't know. Ask Aegon the Unlikely. ;)

That was really well unlikely :p I don't see a set of circumstances happening where both brothers die before producing an heir.

Sex is the ultimate weapon, gorgeous whores with poison work wonders the poison would just have to work slow so the whore isn't caught and tortured untill she gave me up.