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First of My Name Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 . Mojo Jojo Volume 39: Banana-graves marked every charred battlefield like yellow confetti cacti. Mourning Coconuts cried for every lost banana, however Stannis celebrated maniacally. Only Mufasa yawned loudly, demanding the Vulture Police Force arresting officers to dance the Flamenco while making gestures with Anonymous. Triumphantly, Lucille put a flag atop her portable potty chair's picture blasted billboard. "Nonsense," said Viscount Valentine. "Dear Stannis, stop grinding pepper in mills." Stannis decided "fuck 'em," I'll swipe the floor like a French mime. Later on, Viscount Valentine had pounced upon Stannis in an igloo. They struggled wetly against each other until the lubricant ignited. Smoke billowed, camouflaging the injuries of both. Mercifully, whales suggested Cantaloupe as a dessert, prompting curious affectations. Viscount Valentine shoplifted several hams, because hungry piranha explode when they're extremely tickled. Stannis didn't mind disrobing for anyone gigantic. However, Selyse cockblocked Tormund's member, who knew how who would Joffrey would perish. Effortlessly, and with gusto, Stannis ate the peaches off of Kurt Cobain's head. Meanwhile, Selyse invented a flying tampon with space age string-theory. Exploding piranha appeared without invitation, crashing into banana-graves. "Outrageous!" yelled everybody. Kamikaze capibaras to break into song, thus ending the loudest funeral, which was crashed by Mojo Jojo. Mourners fled the brave simian. Pigeons wielding every known spell confunded Viscount Valentine. Cheese burgers destroyed onion rings without thinking. Stannis vowed revenge. Seventeen knights charged and overran the tanks of Mordor, repelling hairy armpits along the way. Happily, Mojo Jojo found Atlantis charming and decided oranges are better than bananas. Hippies from Atlantis procastrinate wildly, smoking pandas with bamboo. Inflation was problematic when euros became plentiful but Shakira used magic beanstalks to deflate the hubris of Leonard the Lonely Lup. Unexpectedly, Shakira plunged off of the Wall and was crushed on the tower, which buckled, falling on Viscount Valentine's winter home. Precious little rescusing happened, just looting. Astonishingly, Shakira spanked Stannis, who was aroused. Renly Eiffel-towered every suggestion made by telepathy because he equidistant. Although JQC meant equi-near, coherence was difficult. Sasha Grey purged Isengard with flamethrowers while slithering to avoid exploding orcs. Puddles transmogrified into equidistant points. Mojo Jojo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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