GAROVORKIN Posted August 13, 2017 Author Share Posted August 13, 2017 The Queen from Outer Space 1958 staring Zsa Zsa Gabor and a very forgettable cast of actors . There is nothing to recommend in this film at all, not even campy entertainment value , it doesn't even have that to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 13, 2017 Author Share Posted August 13, 2017 The Killer Shrews 1959 a bunch people stranded on an Island infested by goat ravenous killer shrews. Pretty lame film and the shrews look suspiciously like dogs dressed up in bad looks shrew costumes. The did a sequel to this film 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 15, 2017 Author Share Posted August 15, 2017 The Beast of Yucca Flats. 1961 staring Tor Johnson ( from Plan 9 From Outer Space ) who plays a scientist who get mutated by radiation and goes on the rampage. This was his last film appearance and very possibly his tour de force acting performance. Sadly this film got zero mention at the oscars. But it did get the Mystery Science 3000 treatment thus achieving film immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Starcrash 1978 another Star Wars knock off . This has everything you could want in a bad science fiction film. And yet it does have entertainment value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Jupiter Ascending Its only tiny redeeming feature was Redman's character. When people say Valerian is worse than this, I struggle to believe them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 17 hours ago, ants said: Jupiter Ascending Its only tiny redeeming feature was Redman's character. When people say Valerian is worse than this, I struggle to believe them. That film had so much potential. It seems the at late Washowskis can't seem to duplicate the success that they had with the Martix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 Saturn 3 1978 Staring Kirk Douglass, Farrah Fawcett and Have Keitel. Insane , boring and convoluted . Douglas and Fawcett play a couple living on isolated station one of Saturn moons, The get menace by a a man and his killer robot. This film has nothing going for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Bass Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Ghosts of Mars is easily the worst science fiction/fantasy/space horror film I've ever seen in a theater, and possibly ever period that wasn't a low-expectations B movie. Stupid, bad- and cheap-looking even for a $28 million budget, with an idiot plot that feels incredibly contrived and ends on a stupid cliff-hanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Summer Bass said: Ghosts of Mars is easily the worst science fiction/fantasy/space horror film I've ever seen in a theater, and possibly ever period that wasn't a low-expectations B movie. Stupid, bad- and cheap-looking even for a $28 million budget, with an idiot plot that feels incredibly contrived and ends on a stupid cliff-hanger. I thought the concept was interesting , Unfortunately , It was badly handled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makk Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Transformers 2 was without a doubt the worst Science fiction movie I have seen (part of, I watched about 45 minutes). So incredibly cheesy and moronic. Is The Passion of the Christ allowed to be selected as a fantasy movie? No way I should have gone to it but went with a friend and sat through what felt like 10 hours of a single torture scene. Is Sharknado considered a horror movie? Again I have only seen a small bit of it but it wasn't scary and it wasn't funny and it wasn't entertaining in any way. I've never seen the point in deliberately making a movie so bad that someone finds it good. The ones that turn out like this are at least funny or clever and this is neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Makk said: Is Sharknado considered a horror movie? Again I have only seen a small bit of it but it wasn't scary and it wasn't funny and it wasn't entertaining in any way. I've never seen the point in deliberately making a movie so bad that someone finds it good. The ones that turn out like this are at least funny or clever and this is neither. I think there was a brief period of time when that trend first started (Troma films come to mind, like Toxic Avenger for instance) there were a really small handful of these movies that were novel and entertaining. It was like WTF, are they doing this on purpose? Once the joke became obvious and overplayed it got tired really quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Makk said: Transformers 2 was without a doubt the worst Science fiction movie I have seen (part of, I watched about 45 minutes). So incredibly cheesy and moronic. Is The Passion of the Christ allowed to be selected as a fantasy movie? No way I should have gone to it but went with a friend and sat through what felt like 10 hours of a single torture scene. Is Sharknado considered a horror movie? Again I have only seen a small bit of it but it wasn't scary and it wasn't funny and it wasn't entertaining in any way. I've never seen the point in deliberately making a movie so bad that someone finds it good. The ones that turn out like this are at least funny or clever and this is neither. In the case Sharknado , they got 4 or 5 films now in this incredibly dumb franchise. I hope this one never gets to the tv series rout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 15 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I think there was a brief period of time when that trend first started (Troma films come to mind, like Toxic Avenger for instance) there were a really small handful of these movies that were novel and entertaining. It was like WTF, are they doing this on purpose? Once the joke became obvious and overplayed it got tired really quick. At one time, we could count on Troma to delver a quality film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, GAROVORKIN said: At one time, we could count on Troma to delver a quality film. I'm not sure I'd even go that far, I'd just say there shtick was initially novel and fresh enough that their films were fairly enjoyable. Once you got to say your 4th or 5th Troma film it was like, okay enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I'm not sure I'd even go that far, I'd just say there shtick was initially novel and fresh enough that their films were fairly enjoyable. Once you got to say your 4th or 5th Troma film it was like, okay enough. I did like The first Toxic avenger film it's a guilty pleasure film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 34 minutes ago, GAROVORKIN said: I did like The first Toxic avenger film it's a guilty pleasure film. Surf Nazis Must Die wasn't half bad either, but I think those are the only 2 that I could even half-heartedly recommend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAROVORKIN Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Surf Nazis Must Die wasn't half bad either, but I think those are the only 2 that I could even half-heartedly recommend. Then there's Class of Nuken High. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, GAROVORKIN said: Then there's Class of Nuken High. I don't think I ever saw that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Or if you wanted to go with a more loving tribute to Roger Corman type films you could go Grindhouse. Still pretty bad, but not quite as obvious as your typical Troma fare. See also Hobo with a Shotgun. /Although I'm not sure you could classify Hobo with a Shotgun as Horror. More Action I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 And speaking of Roger Corman, I'd have to go with Deathrace 2000. The 1975 version of course. The remake with Jason Statham might be just a tiny bit too good to be listed here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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