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22 hours ago, TheLastWolf said:

Marry ofc, sugar daddy about to kick the bucket.

Bang. Hard Smash.

Needless to say, an excruciating death if left to me.

 

 

For the next lucky soul;

Balon Euron and Victarion Greyjoy :P

 

Bang Euron, then kill him

Marry Victarion, then immediately kill him (before it happens the other way round)

Kill Balon. Too boring for anything else.

next - people that Jon Snow was rumored to be banging among the Night's Watch gossips:

Val

Satin

Melisandre

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28 minutes ago, Annara Snow said:

Bang Euron, then kill him

Marry Victarion, then immediately kill him (before it happens the other way round)

Kill Balon. Too boring for anything else.

Wise choices indeed. :closedeyes:

28 minutes ago, Annara Snow said:

next - people that Jon Snow was rumored to be banging among the Night's Watch gossips:

Val

Satin

Melisandre

Marry Val (Eh, wouldn't want to make Satin an oathbreaker. Do I have what it takes to steal her?! Who knows. At least I'm safe from her gelding knife)

Bang Satin (Well, he's not "taking a wife", is he? But, only if he wants, I wouldn't want to trigger any memories)

Kill Melisandre (By process of elimination... But not before learning the arts of R'hllor from her. So that I may bring Jon back)

Next, we've got some promiscuous side characters (sorry, Bobby B, you've already come up a while ago):

Tom of Sevenstreams, Aegon IV Targaryen, Oberyn Martell

 

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7 minutes ago, TheLastWolf said:

no shit

Indeed, this guy... He claimed to have slept with at least nine hundred women. And that he can't remember the exact number. That's... quite a record, even in the world of ASoIaF.

(I'm sure you already know this, of course, but I can't help expressing my amazement)

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2 minutes ago, FantasyCreature said:

Indeed, this guy... He claimed to have slept with at least nine hundred women. And that he can't remember the exact number. That's... quite a record, even in the world of ASoIaF.

(I'm sure you already know this, of course, but I can't help expressing my amazement)

And that's just the women

Spoiler

jk

 

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20 minutes ago, TheLastWolf said:

Good thing the dragons died out before his time :ph34r:

Don't give him ideas, his spirit is probably roaming with dragon spirits, lol

Or mayhaps he is busy with all the beautiful women who have ever died.

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2 hours ago, FantasyCreature said:

Wise choices indeed. :closedeyes:

Marry Val (Eh, wouldn't want to make Satin an oathbreaker. Do I have what it takes to steal her?! Who knows. At least I'm safe from her gelding knife)

Bang Satin (Well, he's not "taking a wife", is he? But, only if he wants, I wouldn't want to trigger any memories)

Kill Melisandre (By process of elimination... But not before learning the arts of R'hllor from her. So that I may bring Jon back)

Next, we've got some promiscuous side characters (sorry, Bobby B, you've already come up a while ago):

Tom of Sevenstreams, Aegon IV Targaryen, Oberyn Martell

 

Marry Oberyn, bang Tom, kill Aegon the Unworthy

next - Winter of the Widows:

Johanna Westerling, Lady of Casterly Rock

Sabitha Vypren (Frey), Lady of the Twins

Alys Rivers, the Witch Queen of Harrenhal

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On 5/3/2024 at 9:46 PM, Annara Snow said:

next - Winter of the Widows:

Johanna Westerling, Lady of Casterly Rock

Sabitha Vypren (Frey), Lady of the Twins

Alys Rivers, the Witch Queen of Harrenhal

Marry: Johanna Westerling 

Bang: Sabitha Frey

Kill: Alys Rivers

Easy choices this time :)

Next: some Essosi people

Khal Drogo, Moqorro, Magister Illyrio

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On 5/5/2024 at 6:41 AM, FantasyCreature said:

Marry: Johanna Westerling 

Bang: Sabitha Frey

Kill: Alys Rivers

Easy choices this time :)

Next: some Essosi people

Khal Drogo, Moqorro, Magister Illyrio

 

Bang Drogo

Kill Illyrio

Marry Moqorro. I don't know if Red Priests can get married, but it would be interesting at least. Let's see what craziness happens with that dude.

next: Masters of Whisperers

Tyanna of the Tower

Mysaria

Varys

 

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8 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

I don't know if Red Priests can get married, but it would be interesting at least. Let's see what craziness happens with that dude.

Indeed. We've never seen a married one, but then, they haven't explicitly said they cannot. Lots of craziness, I'd say, including... 

Quote

Moqorro’s dark eyes seemed to shine. “[...] dragons.”

Have fun! :D

Anyway, for me it's:

Marry Varys (LOL. I don't wanna kill that guy really)

Bang Mysaria

Kill Tyanna of the Tower (that darn witch)

Next, we have: the Conquerors 

Aegon I, Rhaenys, Visenya

I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, it's literally the original trio.

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On 5/8/2024 at 9:11 AM, FantasyCreature said:

I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, it's literally the original trio.

Ah sheesh, it has been done, by you in fact. I guess now you get to choose.

There seems to be three common groups in the game... Daemon Targaryen - Criston Cole - Harwin Strong, Loras - Garlan - Willas and Tyanna - Mysaria - Varys. And often, Daemon Blackfyre and dear Brynden who people still name their kids after. Just an observation ::dunno:

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On 5/8/2024 at 5:41 AM, FantasyCreature said:

Indeed. We've never seen a married one, but then, they haven't explicitly said they cannot. Lots of craziness, I'd say, including... 

Have fun! :D

Anyway, for me it's:

Marry Varys (LOL. I don't wanna kill that guy really)

Bang Mysaria

Kill Tyanna of the Tower (that darn witch)

Next, we have: the Conquerors 

Aegon I, Rhaenys, Visenya

I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, it's literally the original trio.

It has, just not lately.

Marry Rhaenys

Bang Aegon

Kill Visenya 

Next: Val, Ygritte, Osha

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On 5/14/2024 at 3:45 AM, Annara Snow said:

It has, just not lately.

Marry Rhaenys

Bang Aegon

Kill Visenya 

Next: Val, Ygritte, Osha

Hmm... 

Marry Osha, she seems quite resourceful and ultimately caring or at least loyal.

Bang Val, she's quite the beauty and... I don't know who else to choose.

Kill Ygritte, because to tell the truth, I didn't really like her that much. Jealousy? Who said anything about that?

 

Next, some interesting (I think) minor characters:

Anguy the Archer, Alleras the Sphinx, Darkstar (Gerold Dayne)

(There are so many more of these minor characters though. How does GRRM keep track of all of them and the story? It's incredible and crazily impressive.)

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3 hours ago, FantasyCreature said:

Hmm... 

Marry Osha, she seems quite resourceful and ultimately caring or at least loyal.

Bang Val, she's quite the beauty and... I don't know who else to choose.

Kill Ygritte, because to tell the truth, I didn't really like her that much. Jealousy? Who said anything about that?

 

Next, some interesting (I think) minor characters:

Anguy the Archer, Alleras the Sphinx, Darkstar (Gerold Dayne)

(There are so many more of these minor characters though. How does GRRM keep track of all of them and the story? It's incredible and crazily impressive.)

Marry AlleraSarellA

Bang Anguy

Kill Darkstar (because he sucks)

Next: women suspected of being Septa Lemore

Ashara Dayne, Mellario of Norvos, Wenda the White Fawn

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4 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

(because he sucks)

Indeed he does, how dare he hurt poor Myrcella? :angry:

4 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Next: women suspected of being Septa Lemore

Ashara Dayne, Mellario of Norvos, Wenda the White Fawn

I never knew about the last two. Do you believe in any? I don't, although there must be something more to the Septa...

Marry Mellario of Norvos

Bang Ashara Dayne

Kill Wenda the White Fawn

Next: some more minor characters I like \ find interesting

Addam Marbrand, Nimble Dick, Yoren

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