Annara Snow Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 22 hours ago, TheLastWolf said: Marry ofc, sugar daddy about to kick the bucket. Bang. Hard Smash. Needless to say, an excruciating death if left to me. For the next lucky soul; Balon Euron and Victarion Greyjoy Bang Euron, then kill him Marry Victarion, then immediately kill him (before it happens the other way round) Kill Balon. Too boring for anything else. next - people that Jon Snow was rumored to be banging among the Night's Watch gossips: Val Satin Melisandre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Annara Snow said: Bang Euron, then kill him Marry Victarion, then immediately kill him (before it happens the other way round) Kill Balon. Too boring for anything else. Wise choices indeed. 28 minutes ago, Annara Snow said: next - people that Jon Snow was rumored to be banging among the Night's Watch gossips: Val Satin Melisandre Marry Val (Eh, wouldn't want to make Satin an oathbreaker. Do I have what it takes to steal her?! Who knows. At least I'm safe from her gelding knife) Bang Satin (Well, he's not "taking a wife", is he? But, only if he wants, I wouldn't want to trigger any memories) Kill Melisandre (By process of elimination... But not before learning the arts of R'hllor from her. So that I may bring Jon back) Next, we've got some promiscuous side characters (sorry, Bobby B, you've already come up a while ago): Tom of Sevenstreams, Aegon IV Targaryen, Oberyn Martell Edited May 3 by FantasyCreature justice for Oberyn XD (removing a word) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastWolf Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 15 minutes ago, FantasyCreature said: Aegon IV Targaryen 15 minutes ago, FantasyCreature said: promiscuous no shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) 7 minutes ago, TheLastWolf said: no shit Indeed, this guy... He claimed to have slept with at least nine hundred women. And that he can't remember the exact number. That's... quite a record, even in the world of ASoIaF. (I'm sure you already know this, of course, but I can't help expressing my amazement) Edited May 3 by FantasyCreature added a point in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastWolf Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 2 minutes ago, FantasyCreature said: Indeed, this guy... He claimed to have slept with at least nine hundred women. And that he can't remember the exact number. That's... quite a record, even in the world of ASoIaF. (I'm sure you already know this, of course, but I can't help expressing my amazement) And that's just the women Spoiler jk FantasyCreature 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastWolf Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Good thing the dragons died out before his time FantasyCreature 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) 20 minutes ago, TheLastWolf said: Good thing the dragons died out before his time Don't give him ideas, his spirit is probably roaming with dragon spirits, lol Or mayhaps he is busy with all the beautiful women who have ever died. Edited May 3 by FantasyCreature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 2 hours ago, FantasyCreature said: Wise choices indeed. Marry Val (Eh, wouldn't want to make Satin an oathbreaker. Do I have what it takes to steal her?! Who knows. At least I'm safe from her gelding knife) Bang Satin (Well, he's not "taking a wife", is he? But, only if he wants, I wouldn't want to trigger any memories) Kill Melisandre (By process of elimination... But not before learning the arts of R'hllor from her. So that I may bring Jon back) Next, we've got some promiscuous side characters (sorry, Bobby B, you've already come up a while ago): Tom of Sevenstreams, Aegon IV Targaryen, Oberyn Martell Marry Oberyn, bang Tom, kill Aegon the Unworthy next - Winter of the Widows: Johanna Westerling, Lady of Casterly Rock Sabitha Vypren (Frey), Lady of the Twins Alys Rivers, the Witch Queen of Harrenhal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 On 5/3/2024 at 9:46 PM, Annara Snow said: next - Winter of the Widows: Johanna Westerling, Lady of Casterly Rock Sabitha Vypren (Frey), Lady of the Twins Alys Rivers, the Witch Queen of Harrenhal Marry: Johanna Westerling Bang: Sabitha Frey Kill: Alys Rivers Easy choices this time Next: some Essosi people Khal Drogo, Moqorro, Magister Illyrio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 5/5/2024 at 6:41 AM, FantasyCreature said: Marry: Johanna Westerling Bang: Sabitha Frey Kill: Alys Rivers Easy choices this time Next: some Essosi people Khal Drogo, Moqorro, Magister Illyrio Bang Drogo Kill Illyrio Marry Moqorro. I don't know if Red Priests can get married, but it would be interesting at least. Let's see what craziness happens with that dude. next: Masters of Whisperers Tyanna of the Tower Mysaria Varys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 8 hours ago, Annara Snow said: I don't know if Red Priests can get married, but it would be interesting at least. Let's see what craziness happens with that dude. Indeed. We've never seen a married one, but then, they haven't explicitly said they cannot. Lots of craziness, I'd say, including... Quote Moqorro’s dark eyes seemed to shine. “[...] dragons.” Have fun! Anyway, for me it's: Marry Varys (LOL. I don't wanna kill that guy really) Bang Mysaria Kill Tyanna of the Tower (that darn witch) Next, we have: the Conquerors Aegon I, Rhaenys, Visenya I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, it's literally the original trio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 On 5/8/2024 at 9:11 AM, FantasyCreature said: I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, it's literally the original trio. Ah sheesh, it has been done, by you in fact. I guess now you get to choose. There seems to be three common groups in the game... Daemon Targaryen - Criston Cole - Harwin Strong, Loras - Garlan - Willas and Tyanna - Mysaria - Varys. And often, Daemon Blackfyre and dear Brynden who people still name their kids after. Just an observation : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted Monday at 10:15 PM Share Posted Monday at 10:15 PM On 5/8/2024 at 5:41 AM, FantasyCreature said: Indeed. We've never seen a married one, but then, they haven't explicitly said they cannot. Lots of craziness, I'd say, including... Have fun! Anyway, for me it's: Marry Varys (LOL. I don't wanna kill that guy really) Bang Mysaria Kill Tyanna of the Tower (that darn witch) Next, we have: the Conquerors Aegon I, Rhaenys, Visenya I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, it's literally the original trio. It has, just not lately. Marry Rhaenys Bang Aegon Kill Visenya Next: Val, Ygritte, Osha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted Wednesday at 07:26 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:26 PM On 5/14/2024 at 3:45 AM, Annara Snow said: It has, just not lately. Marry Rhaenys Bang Aegon Kill Visenya Next: Val, Ygritte, Osha Hmm... Marry Osha, she seems quite resourceful and ultimately caring or at least loyal. Bang Val, she's quite the beauty and... I don't know who else to choose. Kill Ygritte, because to tell the truth, I didn't really like her that much. Jealousy? Who said anything about that? Next, some interesting (I think) minor characters: Anguy the Archer, Alleras the Sphinx, Darkstar (Gerold Dayne) (There are so many more of these minor characters though. How does GRRM keep track of all of them and the story? It's incredible and crazily impressive.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted Wednesday at 10:53 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 10:53 PM (edited) 3 hours ago, FantasyCreature said: Hmm... Marry Osha, she seems quite resourceful and ultimately caring or at least loyal. Bang Val, she's quite the beauty and... I don't know who else to choose. Kill Ygritte, because to tell the truth, I didn't really like her that much. Jealousy? Who said anything about that? Next, some interesting (I think) minor characters: Anguy the Archer, Alleras the Sphinx, Darkstar (Gerold Dayne) (There are so many more of these minor characters though. How does GRRM keep track of all of them and the story? It's incredible and crazily impressive.) Marry AlleraSarellA Bang Anguy Kill Darkstar (because he sucks) Next: women suspected of being Septa Lemore Ashara Dayne, Mellario of Norvos, Wenda the White Fawn Edited Wednesday at 10:53 PM by Annara Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyCreature Posted Thursday at 04:14 AM Share Posted Thursday at 04:14 AM 4 hours ago, Annara Snow said: (because he sucks) Indeed he does, how dare he hurt poor Myrcella? 4 hours ago, Annara Snow said: Next: women suspected of being Septa Lemore Ashara Dayne, Mellario of Norvos, Wenda the White Fawn I never knew about the last two. Do you believe in any? I don't, although there must be something more to the Septa... Marry Mellario of Norvos Bang Ashara Dayne Kill Wenda the White Fawn Next: some more minor characters I like \ find interesting Addam Marbrand, Nimble Dick, Yoren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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