Corvo the Crow Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) Oh my gods old and new and red, how no one has noticed this before? Arya is a gods damned kinslayer, she murdered her father! As is common knowledge, Just like Obi Wan Kennedy didn’t stay idly by and allow Dork Vader to cut him down but instead Forced himself out of existence, giving a whole new meaning to ghosting, Ned, a witchman coming from the line of Others on his maternal side didn’t just bow his head to be chopped of and die, he did something similar and warged himself to a pigeon, which is quite common knowledge. The next part apparently isn’t though, despite evading death the first time he was later killed by his own daughter when he was trying to communicate with her. Quote The scent of hot bread drifting from the shops along the Street of Flour was sweeter than any perfume Arya had ever smelled. She took a deep breath and stepped closer to the pigeon. It was a plump one, speckled brown, busily pecking at a crust that had fallen between two cobblestones, but when Arya's shadow touched it, it took to the air. Her stick sword whistled out and caught it two feet off the ground, and it went down in a flurry of brown feathers. She was on it in the blink of an eye, grabbing a wing as the pigeon flapped and fluttered. It pecked at her hand. She grabbed its neck and twisted until she felt the bone snap As you may have noticed, what Arya thinks of as a pigeon pecking at crusts is actually PigeoNed trying to communicate in Mors Code, named after the Westeros’ leading Ornithologist Mors Umber who is especially renowned for his study on the behavior of carrion crows, he was so dedicated to his study he sacrificed an eye which earned him the moniker Crowfood. Arya you foolish girl, you should’ve focused more on your studies! Edited July 11, 2023 by Corvo the Crow Craving Peaches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 37 minutes ago, Corvo the Crow said: Arya you foolish girl, you should’ve focused more on your studies! May be she remembered that for some reason many people go to holy buildings to drink some wine and eat body of some dude. But she just did not like wine. So she just wanted to have religious ceremony without wine. Besides Ned should be happy that his daughter had one more meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted July 11, 2023 Author Share Posted July 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, Loose Bolt said: May be she remembered that for some reason many people go to holy buildings to drink some wine and eat body of some dude. But she just did not like wine. So she just wanted to have religious ceremony without wine. Besides Ned should be happy that his daughter had one more meal. Wasn’t the wine the blood of that said dude either? Come to think of it, lot of blood drinking going on with Roose Bolton, so this means he is the god of the leeches, meaning he died but rised again. Roose is a wight confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) I thought she killed that pigeon before Baelor/Headless Ned. Like I think that’s how that chapter starts, with the pigeon. Edited July 11, 2023 by James Arryn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted July 11, 2023 Author Share Posted July 11, 2023 9 hours ago, James Arryn said: I thought she killed that pigeon before Baelor/Headless Ned. Like I think that’s how that chapter starts, with the pigeon. Oh really? All the better for Ned then as he is probably still pecking around and shitting on statues I guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Corvo the Crow said: Oh really? All the better for Ned then as he is probably still pecking around and shitting on statues I guess! Ohno, what if someone nearby, there was a rabbit? What if we unwittingly watched Ned’s actually impressively long second life as a bunnywarg meet it’s end as Joffrey’s entertainment? Edited July 11, 2023 by James Arryn Corvo the Crow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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