Rhoynar Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Do we have a Tormund's quotes thread? He has many funny ones too. When Val threatens someone (Jon?) to cut his balls off and Tormund tells his son: "Har, you keep away from that one, I've got one daughter, I don't want another". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nudu Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 You won't belive this but there was a thread for this. Forum is really strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueblewbloo Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 In ADWD Jon Snow is feeling lonely and Dolorous Edd's personality seems to be rubbing off on Jon. Jon says to Edd, "Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What's a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? I could do with one myself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe in Stannis Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 love Edd! i dont remember if it was mentioned by why is he at the wall? forced to go or did he choose to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeRhaegar Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 everything he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 love Edd! i dont remember if it was mentioned by why is he at the wall? forced to go or did he choose to?He probably got everyone depressed where he lived and they sent him to The Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ororo727 Jon Snow Fangirl Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 The pillow struck the wall and burst, scattering stuffing everywhere just as Dolorous EddTollett poked his head through the door. “Beg pardon,” he said, ignoring the flurry of feathers, “shall I fetch m’lord some breakfast?” “Corn,” cried the raven. “Corn, corn.” “Roast raven,” Jon suggested. “And half a pint of ale.” Having a steward fetch and serve for him still felt strange; not long ago, it would have been him fetching breakfast for Lord Commander Mormont. “Three corns and one roast raven,” said Dolorous Edd. “Very good, m’lord, only Hobb’s made boiled eggs, black sausage, and apples stewed with prunes. The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes. I won’t eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them up with chestnuts and carrots and hid them in a hen. Never trust a cook, my lord. They’ll prune you when you least expect it.~Epic Dolorous Eddison Tollett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsaw Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 When the Others attack them:In the midst of carnage and chaos and blowing snow, he found Dolorous Edd sitting on his garron with a plain black banner on a spear. “Sam,” Edd said when he saw him, “would you wake me, please? I am having this terrible nightmare.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueblewbloo Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 "I always feared I'd burn, but I was hoping to die first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manderlay Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 "If it please m'lord, I should get back to my mules. They miss me when I am gone. More than I can say for them Spearwives" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 My second favourite character. Love his quotes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Does anyone else think he's a funnier version of Marvin the Robot from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? One of my favourite minor characters apart from the equally droll Olenna Tyrell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Does anyone else think he's a funnier version of Marvyn the Robot from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?Definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Not from the books, but when the Night's Watch arrive at Craster's in the show and they're talking about how terrible it is:"I grew up in a place like this. Later I fell on hard times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrl1 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I love Dolorous Edd. He's the Puddleglum of Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bear With Yellow Hair Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 “When I was a lad, we only ate mice on special feast days. I was the youngest, so I always got the tail. There's no meat on the tail.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 What I love about this character is that he's actually quite brave and optimistic. His jokes are intended to bring some gallows levity, but no-one appreciates his sense of humour. So by default of people not realising he is actually a deadpan snark he is regarded just as a droll grumbler. But he is actually one of the biggest look-on-the-bright-side types of character in all the series. Tyrion and Oberyn are the only other characters who share his make-a-joke-of-anything humour, which is usually a sign of genius. If Dolores Edd had ever had any ambition, or been less decent, he might have proved himself as tactically dangerous as Tyrion and Olenna Tyrell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
65536ob Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 He probably got everyone depressed where he lived and they sent him to The Wall.no someeone probably died from laughing and edd was sent to the wall for murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howie Manderly Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 If someone had the real quote that'd be awesome but it was about him enjoying a cup of warm horse blood with a bit of cinnamon in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guinness man Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 haha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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