Ser Thomas Derpingham Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Let us discuss one of the most highly anticipated Chekov's Guns of this series, and how, and when, it shall fire its payload.Brothers, Sisters, how do you reckon it will play into the Song of Ice and Fire? It is frequently mentioned, like Dany's dragons. It has done great feats, like Dany's dragons. Surely it will play a role most vital to the climax of this series.Edit: Re: Topic typos:I may have been in my cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Hippie Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Biggest addition to the cast in season 3 of the show, if nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Reyne Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Can anyone or anything stand before this mighty weapon. I shudder to think what it could do if it were to run amok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisandDaeny Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Tormund's Member will turn out to be the actual Horn Of Joramun and accidentally bring the Wall down when Tormund decides to take a piss against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Tormund's Member will turn out to be the actual Horn Of Joramun and accidentally bring the Wall down when Tormund decides to take a piss against it.In the TV series, is "blowing the Horn of Joramun" the job that Varys wants for Ros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Hodor Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I could not help but smile when I saw the name of this thread :PWe all of course know that Tormund's foreskin is the third head of the dragon. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 As long as it can rise to the occasion when needed. I'd hate to see a premature retreat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrja Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Tormund's Giant Member is my favourite character!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arc Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 It turns out that his member is the Great Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toccs Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 In aDwD when Tormund says "and I could say that me member is as long and thick as my forearm, but it doesn't make it so", it's because in reality it is much bigger. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howling Mad Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Har :pirate: a few oysters and a handful of green M&Ms and Tormund could really mount the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Jonny Nature Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Tormund lost half his member, but its okay because its twice as long as a regular man!On a side note, Tormund's dialogue was the funniest in the whole series...The magnar is the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flinky Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 according to Brown Ben Plumm his grandfather would put his member to shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyryan Lannister Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 They need to cast two people for the part... one to play Tormund one to play his memberbut in all seriousness this is one casting that I feel they really need to not fuck up... whoever they get has to be a big guy with a natural "har" type of laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N. Baratheon Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Tormund's member is Jon Snow's parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I think if they get Long Dong Silver to play Tormund we will finally know the truth about his member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drigoly Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Tormund's member is the one who should be sitting the iron throne at the end of the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Tormund's member is the one who should be sitting the iron throne at the end of the series.Then your just getting Robert the 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathFromBelow Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Wait wait wait, just a thought. We can all agree that Tormund's member is the mightiest force in the entire story. The second mightiest is The Wall itself. Now what if the Wall can only be brought down by Tormund's member. That's right, what if Tormund's member is actually the Horn of Joramun. That means that somebody will need to...I better stop now before I get myself into serious trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Thomas Derpingham Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Wait wait wait, just a thought. We can all agree that Tormund's member is the mightiest force in the entire story. The second mightiest is The Wall itself. Now what if the Wall can only be brought down by Tormund's member. That's right, what if Tormund's member is actually the Horn of Joramun. That means that somebody will need to...I better stop now before I get myself into serious trouble.Yeah, they're gonna cast Ros for the part you're describing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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