Davos' fingertip Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Danaerys - Struck by the disease known as 'progeria'. Brienne - WWE Wrestler ''I am Brienne, your next WWE Champion!''Stannis - President 'I will raise this country to be better then any other, we will be just and loyal'Walder Frey - Wedding Planner ''It will be a night to remember ;)''Tywin Lannister - Plumber ''I can make you shit gold' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Ghost Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Ned: Runs some sort of family businessCat : Stay at home momIf the Kids were olderRobb: Works with Ned, being groomed to take overJon: Park RangerSansa: Charity workerStannis: ArmySam: Teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Rickon - Perpetually in the principal's office for "biting his classmates".Roose - Successful politician who only comes into the limelight when attempting to quietly clear his son for murdering a hooker. Again.Theon - Frat boy.Renly - Well-known and beloved TV personality.Sam - Right here with the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Killdragon Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Stannis- kingJaime- retired, depressed, film star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unburnt Hound Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Sandor Clegane-FiremanNed Stark-WeathermanArya-Strikeforce fighterIlyn Payne-Judicial ExecutionerJon Snow-Border PatrolBrienne-Hollywood Stunt DoubleStannis-Secretary of DefenseRobert-PresidentRamsay Bolton-Mass MurdererTywin Lannister-Gold Mine OwnerTyrion-Actor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milady de Winterfell Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Jaime Lannister: David Beckham. (I think I need a moment.)Margaery Tyrell: Kim Kardashian -- opportunistic, outwardly sweet with a pretense of stupidity, but secretly clever... and very, very rich. Sansa: Mostly Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls but with a lot more money/influential family, depending on the point in the storyline.Arya: Girl from the right side of town in a punk phase her family hopes she'll outgrow. Possibly Ends up like Lisbeth in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (in terms of badassery, not all the awful things that happen to her, etc... at least I hope not :-\ ) Stannis: Awesome.Possibly an ex-marine who takes over his brother's company as CEO. Knows nothing about business but it is his duty so he hires alternative-PR-spokewoman Melisandre and long-time friend/reluctant strategy-analyst Davos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARYa_Nym Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Arya could do some athletics. She's a good swimmer and I think she would be good at gymnastics. She has a small build and received some training on balancing herself. I think she could do the tumbling passes if she was taught.I think her personality would be like Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for some reason. Clem felt trapped and wanted to forget the past and start anew.You know me, I'm impulsive. I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me. My goal, Joel, is to just let it flow through me? Do you know what I mean.? I think we're all taught we should be consistent. Y'know? You love someone - that's it. Forever. You choose to do something with your life - that's it, that's what you do. It's a sign of maturity to stick with that and see things through. And my feeling is that's how you die, because you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing. You know? Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours. I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told! Except she wouldn't work in a book store/library and would never tell a guy that she was going to marry him one day. She's more violent too.Bran I could see being a reputable historian but maybe with a concentration on the use of mythology in different cultures. This is not what he initially planned for himself. He was going to be an athlete, jet fighter, or maybe an astronaut. He had an accident which has made him increasingly bitter and depressed over the years. Robert and Theon are definitely frat boy types. Robert would also be like DiCaprio where he peaked early and gained weight.Brandon Stark is George Clooney basically. Bachelor for life. He is prone to getting into fights so don't get on his bad side.Missandei is an interpreter. She could also be a diplomat.Tywin Lannister-Wallstreet for this guy.Jorah is homeless.Sansa is Taylor Swift.Tyrion is a comedian. I've read that plenty of them are unhappy IRL so this works.MMD is a voodoo witch. Melisandre is one of those fortune tellers who are full of it.Catelyn is either a stage mom or a soccer mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BannermanOfDorne Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I have a feeling most of the characters would be locked up in prison for manslaughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milady de Winterfell Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Jorah is homeless.Can't stop laughing... I think I ruptured something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lann Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 The Lannister family would probably be a whole lot less fucked up (and interesting) in modern times, unless they were like a mafia-like structure of something that forces families to keep together. Both Cersei and Tyrion would have had rights and possibilities to escape their fathers plans without forever throwing away the chance for wealth and power, and knowing them, they'd have used them. I imagine they'd both be business people or politicians of a sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devaki Khanna Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Tywin Lannister--Businessman/politician--a backroom boy.Jaime Lannister--either a sports star who's suffered an injury or a soldier/cop. Defied his father to pursue his dreams.Tyrion Lannister--Professor and political/financial analyst/journalist with (possibly) several failed relationships if he does not get together with the right woman or (hopefully) happily married to the right girl after he's cut himself free from his family.Ned Stark--Runs the family business and is involved in local politics.Brandon Stark--Soldier/jockey/racehorse trainer, married to Barbrey Ryswell.Catelyn--Housewife--could also work as schoolteacher.Robb--Helps dad with family business and local political affairs.Benjen Stark--In the CIA/Army/FBILyanna Stark--Free-spirited--ran off with married pop star/sports icon Rhaegar Targaryen and lived with him outside the bonds of matrimony. His wife Elia walked out on him with her two young kids and went back to her brothers, who are in the hotel/ horse-breeding/ winery businesses. Lyanna now works as a music teacher and lives with Ned, Catelyn and their family, as well as her son Jon, after Rhaegar was killed by a crazy fan.Jon--Joined the FBI/army/CIA like Uncle BenjenSansa--Studies political science/economics in college. Involved with the youth choir--likes to sew and cook. A good mixer and networker at social events--universally liked for her good nature.Arya--planning to join the armed forces. Studies martial arts.Bran--Drawn towards military heroism and learning--still at school.Rickon--the naughtiest kid at schoolRobert Baratheon--One-time football player/military hero, now gone to seed.Cersei--his long-suffering wife, who works with Dad in the family business.Joffrey--her troubled eldest son, who is receiving psychiatric treatment.Tommen and Myrcella--nice kids, still in school.Stannis--In the Navy/Marines/a judge.Davos--his sidekick with a shady past--maybe a one-time gang member who went straight after a run-in with Stannis.Selyse--Wife and mother--rather a snob with a born-again faith.Shireen--school girl--probably suffers from leucoderma.Renly--lawyer and political consultant, living openly with Loras Tyrell, his security guard and assistant.Brienne--athletics coach/soldier in the army/security guardLittlefinger--Wall Street broker and political insider. Still in love with his childhood sweetheart, although married to her little sister.Brynden Tully--Ex-soldier, now works in intelligence or as a private detective.Sandor Clegane--Seargeant in the army; security guard; has anger management issues.Gregor Clegane, Ramsay Bolton--serial killersMargaery Tyrell--With enough money, brains and looks to make the right political/business marriageEdmure Tully--Heir to a substantial estate; has an active social conscience.Married to Roslin, the good-looking daughter of his father's associate, Walder Frey.Lysa Tully--Defied her father to marry Petyr Baelish.Is the happy mother of a healthy son, although her husband still yearns after her sister.Tyrells--in the market gardening/horse-breeding/wine businesses.Greyjoys--In the shipping business.Theon Greyjoy--Ladies' manAsha Greyjoy--Works in the family business--thinking of expanding into cruises.Daenerys and Viserys--children of one-time political big boss, Aerys Targaryen, who lost the elections after his son Rhaegar (who was till then a media darling) had an affair with the daughter of Rickard Stark, the political boss of the North, which resulted in the breakup of Rhaegar's marriage. Aerys went off his head after losing the elections and had to be institutionalised. The children were brought up by their mother, Rhaella, and a family friend, Willem Darry, somewhere abroad.Jon Arryn--Professor/political consultant/businessman. Mentor to Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon. Has brought up his nephew, Elbert Arryn, and his grand-nephew, Harrold Hardying, as his heirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat of the Canal Girl Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Robin Aryn - bubble boyDolorous Edd - side character on a sitcom (like Kramer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Grey Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Littlefinger as a stockbroker or pimp? Perhaps. I see him as more of a sleazy gameshow host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Wing Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Bran - prodigal medium and fortune tellerTywin - mob bossLittlefinger - mob lawyerHodor - conceptual artistJaimie - dirty copGregor - butcherTheon - pimpDrogo - porn starHot Pie - Cake Boss :laugh:Sandor - dog catcher, his hobby is bird-watchingSansa - teacher's petJon - Greenpeace activistRickon, Arya - in detention for bringing wolves to schoolNed - small town Sheriff and wolf sanctuary ownerDaeny - 3rd world martyr/saintStannis - DA or judgeSam - GRRM :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 My thoughts are:Ned: as an upright lawyer.Cat: a lady who lunch, soccer mom.Tywin: As a owner-president of a multi-million enterprise.Jaime: as a playboy, celebrity.Tyrion: As a freelance sharp tongue political journalist.Jon: as a sentimental photographer artist.Daenerys: as a captain cheerleader.Stannis: as the perfect judge.Davos: as a editor at an international newspaper.Sansa: budding lady who lunch.Jaqen: James BondTywin - mob bossLittlefinger - mob lawyerHodor - conceptual artistGregor - butcherTheon - pimpSandor - dog catcher, his hobby is bird-watchingSansa - teacher's petSam - GRRM :) Those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandor's Hound Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Cersei - Victoria's Secret Angel or someone like Ivanka TrumpWalder Frey - Hugh HefnerSansa Stark - Faye ReaganHot Pie - Celebrity BakerGregor Clegane - NBA CenterNed - Some righteous shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Turtle Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 On this season of the biggest loser! Samwell Tarley- A disapointment to his father for choosing math and science over baseball. His marks are fantastic across the board except in gym which he has not passed since the first grade. Constantly bullied, Sam turned to food, what he saw as his only solace. Will he be our biggest loser!? Wyman Manderly- As a high level executive at North Co, Wyman has seen his superiors constantly fired since the buyout from South Co. The constant paranoia that Wyman may lose his job next, has led him to a life of stress eating to the point where he can no longer even fit in his car. Will he be our biggest loser!?Illyrio Mopatis- When Illyrio's wife died, it left an enormous void in his life. Neither his riches or other women could fill this void, which drove him to fill it with decadent cuisine. While Illyrio can still move around at this point, it gets very hot in the summer and his majestic forked beard can no longer hide his discomfort. Will he be our next biggest loser!? Butterbumps- Butterbumps was never loved by his parents at home as a child and so he was always seeking the adoration of others. In school, he was the class clown and all of his peers found him very amusing. As an adult, Butterbumps is a struggling comedian failing to spark laughter into his audiences. As an attempt to rectify this, Butterbumps decided to put on a massive amount of weight to try his hand at physical comedy. After failing at that too, Butterbumps has been struggling to take the weight off. Will he be our next biggest loser!?Lysa Tully- Lysa was always second best in everything to her sister Catelyn. She was always less pretty, intelligent and sane than Catelyn and this reality never ceased to torment her mind. When she was young she married a rich older pilot, Jon Arryn. Because of Jon's age, his own little plane would not fly very high at all and they constantly struggled to have children. They managed to give birth to a sickly boy, but a few years later Jon died in a mysterious plane crash. Struggling as a single parent worrying for the health of her boy, Lysa has forgotten to worry about her own health. Will she be our next biggest loser!? Walda Frey- Coming from the Frey family of Twins Wedding Planning Company fame, Walda has always felt pressured by the romantic ideal of society because she could never find anyone that wanted to be with her. When her grandfather introduced her to one of his business associates, Roose Bolton, she found love at first sight and the two were soon married. Even though Walda's husband loves her mountainous curves, she wants to feel lighter and healthier. Will she be our next biggest loser!? All on this season of the biggest loser hosted by celebrity trainers Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Apple Eater Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Ned would work for a I've cream delivery service . I can't think of what their slogan might be? Jon would be in a Ramones cover band. Sansa would be a model. Arya would be an method actor. Ramsey would just be a night club bouncer. Walda Frey would be and adult film star, for the men who are into larger ladies. And Roose would have no problem with it as long as she gets that gold.Stannis would be an a guns smuggler. Davos would still be his right hand man. The Clegene brothers would be in and out of prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plurabel Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 since I live in brazil and types like cheerleaders, jocks, big-time celebrity athletes/entertainers and marines are not exactly part of our culture, I'd say...based on how I perceive their personalities, not matching what actually happened to them in the books,- catelyn would be a veggie, crafty type mother who makes a living selling her stuff on the internet- ned, her husband, builds ecologically minded houses and brews his own beer- lysa would be the same as catelyn, but gone awry. overprotective and obsessed with health or something- cersei would, at this point, have gone through tons of unnecessary cosmetic procedures and would work as a businesswoman who could never quite make it to the top of the company- robert would be head of a big company always getting people to do his job for him while he reaps the rewards- jon would be the introspective ranch owner who tends his own horses and makes a living breeding them, living in the country by choice where his family is mostly urban people- arianne would be a theater actress, playwright and nude model- tyrion would be a history teacher, wine connoisseur and amateur chef- howland reed would be some genius code-writing guy working for apple or microsoft or a physicist working at CERN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Stark Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Hot Pie would be a master bakerSansa would be the CEO of a lemoncake company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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