Winter's Lady Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 A Ninja has her nameday,a joy for us to know,cause without her lovely poems,this place wouldn't be what it's now!HAPPY NAMEDAY NINJA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Hi Thread Towels is a go.Now then Peeps Lets not invoke mod wrath before the event by spamming (too much) the GenChat thread. But just enough to keep it in the general board consciousness.What? We're not spamming, we're rhyming. We know the rules. A few birthday rhymes has never been a problem before :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 , for JonKnew something betterHe kept it for himselfI'm not that stupidI just need a lot of helpTo understand how stupid you really areDown at the northernSide of the Wall, I lay downNobody's comingJust continue to drownAnd no one here could ever stop my ruin now, nowAnd I know I've got a lot to fearYou'll get me outOh, gods, just get me out of hereAre you astounding us, surrounding usAnd asphyxiate all your pain awayDon't try to win it will only end in disgraceNobody's bastardHe never was, he never willBe beholdenTo anyone he cannot killYou don't understand how damaged we really areYou don't understand how evil we really areAnd I will dig my own grave, yeahI'm misbegottenI am the last one you save hereOf course I'll sleep forever and for everAnesthetise all your horrors awayWe live inside this black web you have spunGreed and your truth is leagues awayDon't tell me what I've lost when clearly I'm doneI dread to see you stretched out on the floorThe realm's broken doll, the realm's shattered whoreAnd you, you can't walkBut you, you can crawlCome on, infect us allAsphyxiate all your pain awayDon't try to win it will only end in disgraceTranslucetise the cold light of dayIt's gloriousIt's terribleGods, I need itIt's beautifulIt's ravenousI'll just feed itCoil down to their dark black decayAnd I will dig my own grave, yeahI'm misbegottenI am the last one you save hereBastards are rotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 What? We're not spamming, we're rhyming. We know the rules. A few birthday rhymes has never been a problem before :)Tis ok. I'm in the wrong thread. meant to post in TTTNE Re the towel thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Tis ok. I'm in the wrong thread. meant to post in TTTNE Re the towel thread.Towels in strange places will be fun :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 She creeps about at nightAnd never a sound will makeBut even sneaky ninjasNeed to celebrateHappy name day, Ninja!May your day be full of funAnd there be lots of lemon cakesAnd partying til the night is done(sorry for the shoddiness - I'm reaally tired, lol)@Drac Oh! I forgot about that! >< Oops...I know not of this towel talkOr what we're asked to doAll I know is I know where mine isAnd the answer's forty-two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 . For Sansa from Cersei.On a Hole thing today. No crude jokes, please, there are ladies present :P Swearing in this one again, sorry!Dear Sansa, you sworeYou never turned that trick beforeKeep waiting for a warYou'll never winYou'll lose againWatch me wrap my legs around this worldCan't take that gutter from the girlDear SansaYou burned me outDear SansaIt's over nowOh, SansaOur warWas a lost cause before we cameKeep prayingPray forThe pretty things you won't get backWatch me wrap my legs around this worldStab the gutter right out of that girlThat girlThrough villages of etherMy walk of shame comesWill you sing my hallelujah?Will you tell me when it's done?Look in my eyesThere's nothing thereGoodbyeI wanted you out of my whole lifeGoodnightAnd don't try to movePeople like you fuck people like meIn order to avoid agonyPeople like you fuck people like meIn order to avoid sufferingPeople like you fuck people like meFuck people like youFuck people like meFuck people like youFuck people like meFuck people like youFuck people like me(Fuck people like you)Leave your money by the bed(Fuck people like me)(Fuck people like you)In the gutter where I live(Fuck people like me)And I throw it all awayAnd I throw it in your faceAnd if you were on fireI would just throw WildfireCause I love so much I hateAnd I hate what you have seen in meOh, SansaSo you think that you could save himAnd we know that Eddard diedOh, an unkindness of ravensAnd we know that Tywin liedAnd through villages of etherOh, my walk of shame comesWill you sing my hallelujah?Will you tell me when it's done?People like you fuck people like meIn order to avoid agonyPeople like you fuck people like meIn order to avoid sufferingPeople like you fuck people like meFuck people like youFuck people like meFuck people like youFuck people like meFuck people like youFuck people like meFuck people like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 Dear, dear Ninja,like all the bards,I wish you happy nameday,and eat lot of tarts!Have much fun this special day,what more can I say?Love, and friends, and much success,let them always go your way.:grouphug: :cheers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NINJA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Night Full of Ninjas Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Thank you, everyone, for all the name day cheers!An extremely joyful one its been so far, no complaints here :cheers:Its nice, and sunny here today, not a rain cloud in sightI do have a couple assignments due, but they will not take all nightBut on this, my name day, I do wish to sayThat I hope I'm not the only one enjoying this lovely dayThanks everyone! Love you all :grouphug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Sunshine Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Tyrion's take on " " by Gossip (to Bronn)It's a cruel cruel land when you're on your ownA heavy cross to carry alongThe name does count, but everyone's goneAnd it's cruelWith a cunning way to make ends meetAnd daily visits to that Silk StreetIt feels alright but never completeWithout joyI'll make doAnd if it's money you want, I'll pay itIt takes twoIt's up to me and you to prove itOn the deadliest heights, even the goriest daysYou may seem sly, but you´re not far awayThe principle of crooks, it's true but it's a cruel worldWe can play it safe and play it coolOr we can win this Game breaking up all the rulesWhatever you want, the choice is yoursSo choose...I'll make doAnd if it's money you want, I'll pay itIt takes twoIt's up to me and you to prove itI'll make do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Make do :smug: No likes left, love it! :DAnd also love the original song :bowdown: Nice choice for Tyrion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Jaime's begging Cersei for Yeah yeah yeah [x4]I love youBut I gotta stay trueMy vows got me on my kneesI'm beggin' pleaseStop playin' gamesI don't know what this isCause you got me goodJust like you knew you wouldI don't know what you dobut you do it wellI'm under your spellYou got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)You got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)Sweet sister Cersei (yeah yeah yeah)Now you think that IWill be somethin' on the sideBut you got to understand that you need a man who can take your handYes you doI don't know what this isBut you got me goodJust like you knew you wouldI don't know what you doBut you do it wellI'm under your spellYou got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)You got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)Sweet sister Cersei (yeah yeah yeah)I'm beggin' you for mercyWhy won't you release meI'm beggin' you for mercyYou got me beggin, you got me beggin', you got me beggin'MercyWhy won't you release meI'm beggin' you for mercyWhy won't you release meYou got me beggin' you for mercyI'm beggin' you for mercyI'm beggin' you for mercyI'm beggin' you for mercyI'm beggin' you for mercyWhy won't you release me yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Jaime's a Perfect Stranger to Brienne :wub:I didn't have to turn aroundI can feel him at my back, no cravenWhen I step into the crowdSomething told me that I'd meet you todayYour energy when you touch meLifted me over groundYour words to me are like musicI don't know (I don't know)Who you are (who you are)All I really know is, there's something in your heartThat makes me feel (me feel)It's a new start (it's a new start)All I really know is, there's something in your heartHave you been released from her?I've never seen someone who looks like youKingslayer, stranger, how do you do?Tell me is there something I can do for youYour energy when you touch meLifted me off the groundYour words to me are like musicI don't know (don't know)Who you are (who you are)All I really know is, there's something in your heartThat makes me feel (makes me feel)It's a new start (it's a new start)All I really know is, there's something in your heartSomething, something, something [x3]Oh there's something, there's something I can see it thereSomething, something, something [x3]Oh there's something, there's something I can see it thereSomething, something, somethingSomething in your heartI don't know (I don't know)Who you are (who you are)All I really know is, there's something in your heartThat makes me feel (makes me feel)It's a new start (it's a new start)All I really know is, there's something in your heartI don't know (I don't know)Who you are (who you are)All I really know is, there's something in your heartThat makes me feel (makes me feel)It's a new start (it's a new start)All I really know is, there's something in your heartSomething, something, somethingOh there's something, there's something I can see it thereSomething, something, something [x3]Oh there's something, there's something I can see it thereSomething, something, somethingSomething in your heartSomething, something, somethingSomething in your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Sunshine Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Combined efforts between me and Dracarya resulted in this cheesy masterpiece :smug:Jeyne Westerling - Long, last glance at you (to Duffy's " ")When I take one long, last glance at youBetween banners of grey, red and blueDon't let us live on borrowed timePromise me you won't step out of line!When I take one long, last glance at youI swear to you I'll always be trueIt's so unfair that I have to stay hereWho will be there at night to dry your tears?I'm seeing you for the last time, babyYou think the Twins won't be safe for meAll of these thoughts in your mind, latelyYou try to hide them so that I can't seeBaby, do tell meWhen I take one long, last glance at youWish that there was no one but us twoWhen will we get to kiss once more?Just return safe, that's all I ask forWhen I take one long, last glance at youCan't you see, baby, my pain's trueI'm seeing you for the last time, babyYou think the Twins won't be safe for meAll of these thoughts in your mind, latelyYou try to hide them so that I can't seeBut I do indeed. Baby, do tell meThat first night spent together, I knew you betterDidn't want the morrow to comeNow you've departed, I'm broken-heartedSeems like we never startedThat first night spent together, you got to know me betterWaiting for better days to come!You think you're careful by not taking meBut do her my plea, baby do take meIf you love me, don't leave me hereBaby, do take me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Aww yeeeaaahh! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 Excellent, my ladies! :bowdown:I take it everybody knows the Fr`ere Jacques tune? Ok. An unworthy adaptation.*ahem*Brother Greywind, brother Greywind,strong and faithful, strong and faithful,murdered at a wedding, murdered at a wedding.Wuff, wuff, wuff. Wuff, wuff, wuff.Sister Lady, sister Lady,far too trusting, far too trusting,we're missing you sorely, we're missing you sorely,lick, lick, lick. Lick, lick, lick.Sis' Nymeria, sis' Nymeria,with her pack, with her pack,running through the woods, running through the woods,howl, howl, howl. Howl, howl, howl.Brother Summer, brother Summer,where are you, where are you?Lost beyond the Wall, lost beyond the Wall.Howl, howl, howl. Howl, howl, howl.Brother Shaggy, brother Shaggy,fierce and angry, fierce and angry,goes hunting to Skagos, goes hunting to Skagos.Grr, grr, grr. Grr, grr, grr.Brother Ghost, brother Ghost,silent, wise, silent, wise,runs through Haunted Forest, runs through Haunted Forest ........................................................................That sould not have taken me that much time.:leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 o_o Jeez, guys, that gave me chills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 o_o Jeez, guys, that gave me chills...You mean Drac's and Lady's? I find it cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I was gonna do the last two verses with Rhaegar and Moon Boy, but it didn't feel natural, so sorry, this is all I have :/. If you guys could give me some ideas of how to go about fixing it, I'd appreciate it :).Always True to You in my FashionIf you're gone and my bed's coldI still need someone to holdWell, my gold will still be sold, without your sayBut I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.I'm alone, but cousin's hereAnd he always follows nearIf it's clear he'll slay a deer, then he can stay.But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.I've a plan I must enactAnd I need a KettleblackFor a black cloak he'll be back to get his payBut I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.Late at night, when I've been stirredAnd had a bit too much liquorOh, with her, I'll be in Myr, and there we'll playBut I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 You mean Drac's and Lady's? I find it cool.Ya. It literally gave me goosebumps. Crazy o.o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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