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Rhymes of Ice and Fire v. 13


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Hi Thread Towels is a go.

Now then Peeps Lets not invoke mod wrath before the event by spamming (too much) the GenChat thread. But just enough to keep it in the general board consciousness.

What? We're not spamming, we're rhyming. We know the rules. A few birthday rhymes has never been a problem before :)

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, for Jon

Knew something better

He kept it for himself

I'm not that stupid

I just need a lot of help

To understand how stupid you really are

Down at the northern

Side of the Wall, I lay down

Nobody's coming

Just continue to drown

And no one here could ever stop my ruin now, now

And I know I've got a lot to fear

You'll get me out

Oh, gods, just get me out of here

Are you astounding us, surrounding us

And asphyxiate all your pain away

Don't try to win it will only end in disgrace

Nobody's bastard

He never was, he never will

Be beholden

To anyone he cannot kill

You don't understand how damaged we really are

You don't understand how evil we really are

And I will dig my own grave, yeah

I'm misbegotten

I am the last one you save here

Of course I'll sleep forever and for ever

Anesthetise all your horrors away

We live inside this black web you have spun

Greed and your truth is leagues away

Don't tell me what I've lost when clearly I'm done

I dread to see you stretched out on the floor

The realm's broken doll, the realm's shattered whore

And you, you can't walk

But you, you can crawl

Come on, infect us all

Asphyxiate all your pain away

Don't try to win it will only end in disgrace

Translucetise the cold light of day

It's glorious

It's terrible

Gods, I need it

It's beautiful

It's ravenous

I'll just feed it

Coil down to their dark black decay

And I will dig my own grave, yeah

I'm misbegotten

I am the last one you save here

Bastards are rotten

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She creeps about at night

And never a sound will make

But even sneaky ninjas

Need to celebrate

Happy name day, Ninja!

May your day be full of fun

And there be lots of lemon cakes

And partying til the night is done

(sorry for the shoddiness - I'm reaally tired, lol)

@Drac Oh! I forgot about that! >< Oops...

I know not of this towel talk

Or what we're asked to do

All I know is I know where mine is

And the answer's forty-two

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. For Sansa from Cersei.

On a Hole thing today. No crude jokes, please, there are ladies present :P Swearing in this one again, sorry!

Dear Sansa, you swore

You never turned that trick before

Keep waiting for a war

You'll never win

You'll lose again

Watch me wrap my legs around this world

Can't take that gutter from the girl

Dear Sansa

You burned me out

Dear Sansa

It's over now

Oh, Sansa

Our war

Was a lost cause before we came

Keep praying

Pray for

The pretty things you won't get back

Watch me wrap my legs around this world

Stab the gutter right out of that girl

That girl

Through villages of ether

My walk of shame comes

Will you sing my hallelujah?

Will you tell me when it's done?

Look in my eyes

There's nothing there

Goodbye

I wanted you out of my whole life

Goodnight

And don't try to move

People like you fuck people like me

In order to avoid agony

People like you fuck people like me

In order to avoid suffering

People like you fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

Fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

Fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

Fuck people like me

(Fuck people like you)

Leave your money by the bed

(Fuck people like me)

(Fuck people like you)

In the gutter where I live

(Fuck people like me)

And I throw it all away

And I throw it in your face

And if you were on fire

I would just throw Wildfire

Cause I love so much I hate

And I hate what you have seen in me

Oh, Sansa

So you think that you could save him

And we know that Eddard died

Oh, an unkindness of ravens

And we know that Tywin lied

And through villages of ether

Oh, my walk of shame comes

Will you sing my hallelujah?

Will you tell me when it's done?

People like you fuck people like me

In order to avoid agony

People like you fuck people like me

In order to avoid suffering

People like you fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

Fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

Fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

Fuck people like me

Fuck people like you

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Dear, dear Ninja,

like all the bards,

I wish you happy nameday,

and eat lot of tarts!

Have much fun this special day,

what more can I say?

Love, and friends, and much success,

let them always go your way.

:grouphug: :cheers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NINJA!

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Thank you, everyone, for all the name day cheers!

An extremely joyful one its been so far, no complaints here :cheers:

Its nice, and sunny here today, not a rain cloud in sight

I do have a couple assignments due, but they will not take all night

But on this, my name day, I do wish to say

That I hope I'm not the only one enjoying this lovely day

Thanks everyone! Love you all :grouphug:

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Tyrion's take on "

" by Gossip (to Bronn)

It's a cruel cruel land when you're on your own

A heavy cross to carry along

The name does count, but everyone's gone

And it's cruel

With a cunning way to make ends meet

And daily visits to that Silk Street

It feels alright but never complete

Without joy

I'll make do

And if it's money you want, I'll pay it

It takes two

It's up to me and you to prove it

On the deadliest heights, even the goriest days

You may seem sly, but you´re not far away

The principle of crooks, it's true but it's a cruel world

We can play it safe and play it cool

Or we can win this Game breaking up all the rules

Whatever you want, the choice is yours

So choose...

I'll make do

And if it's money you want, I'll pay it

It takes two

It's up to me and you to prove it

I'll make do...

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Jaime's begging Cersei for

Yeah yeah yeah [x4]

I love you

But I gotta stay true

My vows got me on my knees

I'm beggin' please

Stop playin' games

I don't know what this is

Cause you got me good

Just like you knew you would

I don't know what you do

but you do it well

I'm under your spell

You got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)

Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)

You got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)

Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)

Sweet sister Cersei (yeah yeah yeah)

Now you think that I

Will be somethin' on the side

But you got to understand that you need a man who can take your hand

Yes you do

I don't know what this is

But you got me good

Just like you knew you would

I don't know what you do

But you do it well

I'm under your spell

You got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)

Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)

You got me beggin' you for mercy (yeah yeah yeah)

Why won't you release me (yeah yeah yeah)

Sweet sister Cersei (yeah yeah yeah)

I'm beggin' you for mercy

Why won't you release me

I'm beggin' you for mercy

You got me beggin, you got me beggin', you got me beggin'

Mercy

Why won't you release me

I'm beggin' you for mercy

Why won't you release me

You got me beggin' you for mercy

I'm beggin' you for mercy

I'm beggin' you for mercy

I'm beggin' you for mercy

I'm beggin' you for mercy

Why won't you release me yeah

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Jaime's a Perfect Stranger to Brienne :wub:

I didn't have to turn around

I can feel him at my back, no craven

When I step into the crowd

Something told me that I'd meet you today

Your energy when you touch me

Lifted me over ground

Your words to me are like music

I don't know (I don't know)

Who you are (who you are)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

That makes me feel (me feel)

It's a new start (it's a new start)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

Have you been released from her?

I've never seen someone who looks like you

Kingslayer, stranger, how do you do?

Tell me is there something I can do for you

Your energy when you touch me

Lifted me off the ground

Your words to me are like music

I don't know (don't know)

Who you are (who you are)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

That makes me feel (makes me feel)

It's a new start (it's a new start)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

Something, something, something [x3]

Oh there's something, there's something I can see it there

Something, something, something [x3]

Oh there's something, there's something I can see it there

Something, something, something

Something in your heart

I don't know (I don't know)

Who you are (who you are)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

That makes me feel (makes me feel)

It's a new start (it's a new start)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

I don't know (I don't know)

Who you are (who you are)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

That makes me feel (makes me feel)

It's a new start (it's a new start)

All I really know is, there's something in your heart

Something, something, something

Oh there's something, there's something I can see it there

Something, something, something [x3]

Oh there's something, there's something I can see it there

Something, something, something

Something in your heart

Something, something, something

Something in your heart

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Combined efforts between me and Dracarya resulted in this cheesy masterpiece :smug:

Jeyne Westerling - Long, last glance at you (to Duffy's "

")

When I take one long, last glance at you

Between banners of grey, red and blue

Don't let us live on borrowed time

Promise me you won't step out of line!

When I take one long, last glance at you

I swear to you I'll always be true

It's so unfair that I have to stay here

Who will be there at night to dry your tears?

I'm seeing you for the last time, baby

You think the Twins won't be safe for me

All of these thoughts in your mind, lately

You try to hide them so that I can't see

Baby, do tell me

When I take one long, last glance at you

Wish that there was no one but us two

When will we get to kiss once more?

Just return safe, that's all I ask for

When I take one long, last glance at you

Can't you see, baby, my pain's true

I'm seeing you for the last time, baby

You think the Twins won't be safe for me

All of these thoughts in your mind, lately

You try to hide them so that I can't see

But I do indeed. Baby, do tell me

That first night spent together, I knew you better

Didn't want the morrow to come

Now you've departed, I'm broken-hearted

Seems like we never started

That first night spent together, you got to know me better

Waiting for better days to come!

You think you're careful by not taking me

But do her my plea, baby do take me

If you love me, don't leave me here

Baby, do take me...

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Excellent, my ladies! :bowdown:

I take it everybody knows the Fr`ere Jacques tune? Ok. An unworthy adaptation.

*ahem*

Brother Greywind, brother Greywind,

strong and faithful, strong and faithful,

murdered at a wedding, murdered at a wedding.

Wuff, wuff, wuff. Wuff, wuff, wuff.

Sister Lady, sister Lady,

far too trusting, far too trusting,

we're missing you sorely, we're missing you sorely,

lick, lick, lick. Lick, lick, lick.

Sis' Nymeria, sis' Nymeria,

with her pack, with her pack,

running through the woods, running through the woods,

howl, howl, howl. Howl, howl, howl.

Brother Summer, brother Summer,

where are you, where are you?

Lost beyond the Wall, lost beyond the Wall.

Howl, howl, howl. Howl, howl, howl.

Brother Shaggy, brother Shaggy,

fierce and angry, fierce and angry,

goes hunting to Skagos, goes hunting to Skagos.

Grr, grr, grr. Grr, grr, grr.

Brother Ghost, brother Ghost,

silent, wise, silent, wise,

runs through Haunted Forest, runs through Haunted Forest ...

.....................................................................

That sould not have taken me that much time.

:leaving:

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I was gonna do the last two verses with Rhaegar and Moon Boy, but it didn't feel natural, so sorry, this is all I have :/. If you guys could give me some ideas of how to go about fixing it, I'd appreciate it :).

Always True to You in my Fashion

If you're gone and my bed's cold

I still need someone to hold

Well, my gold will still be sold, without your say

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I'm alone, but cousin's here

And he always follows near

If it's clear he'll slay a deer, then he can stay.

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I've a plan I must enact

And I need a Kettleblack

For a black cloak he'll be back to get his pay

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

Late at night, when I've been stirred

And had a bit too much liquor

Oh, with her, I'll be in Myr, and there we'll play

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion,

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

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