Jalapenohitchhiker Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Minstral lost his taco sauce while standing on one leg in the fire forest while eating the intestines of a rodent of unusual size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Jalapenohitckhiker is the foremost pepper in his avatar, the one sliced into bits. He got jalapen the wrong guy's business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 loz is the ringleader of a rodent conspiracy to gain control over all places making cheese... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Iron Baratheon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 The great walrus has a rare disease that causes him to frequently break into dance. His most common dances are the electric slide and gangnam style, he is also the insperation for the harlem shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Stanny's favorite toy as a child was a butt plug, always confusing it for a "rocket". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 GMM likes dogs more then cats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Walrus' English teacher begins every lesson by violently headbutting a brick wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 lozeldatkm hate ASoIaF and only comes here to troll Stannis treads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Koba is actually an unemployed truck driver who kidnapped the girl in her avatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 TGW secretly dislikes the GoT tv show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 GMM is hardly ever on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 TheBlackBear is a particularly intelligent Salmon who for reason's unknown has access to a computer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 TGW has trained said salmon in using computer and karate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Kobayashi once claimed to have invented a new form of Pokemon which was essentially a flying carnivorous penis, and tried to sue developers of the series for renege of contract for not using the idea. As punishment, they were sentenced to promote a new restaurant in a giant chicken outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo Attano Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 The Killer Snark once got arrested for stealing a stuffed elk from a museum, attaching wheels onto it, and riding it through the streets using a fire extinguisher to propel it. When asked about his motives, his response was "I was pretending to be Thranduil from the first Hobbit movie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Corvo Attano has never played Dishonored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Corvo, that was absolutely brilliant. The Great Walrus once attempted to hold a bank hostage with a banana wrapped inside a scarf. When the police arrived, it was eaten to withhold the evidence, but in the ensuing chase he slipped on the skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 The Killer Snark obviously does not exist, along with grumpkins and walruses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 People stay far way from anyone who is on their Minstral cycle. It's a lot like a menstrual cycle, but with more Monty Python quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 lozeldatkm came to this clinic for a good argument but then proceeded to complain about a parrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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