Kobayashi Maru Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 GMM claims he can please a lover with his eyelashes. He also claim he learned this technique during the years he spent backpacking through Tibet. So far none of ex GMM's lovers had neither confirmed or denied this rumor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Now now Koba, no need to hang our dirty laundry out for all to see, besides you said you loved my "eyelashes of doom" technique :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Now now Koba, no need to hang our dirty laundry out for all to see, besides you said you loved my "eyelashes of doom" technique :PYou have no proof of that :P Besides you promised you're not the one to kiss and tell.Shame on you.Gmm says lies about Kobayashi Maru all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Koba is a real stand up gal :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 GMM's favorite food is cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Koba is a real stand up gal :P :tantrum: :fencing:TGW is actually GRRM who comes here only to laugh at R+L=J theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 GMM's favorite food is cat... Blasphemy!Oh and Koba enjoys seal pornography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Koba teaches young children so she can cull out the next generation of X-Men. She sends them onto a mysterious underground training camp designed for them to develop thier superhuman skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 GMM films seal pornography... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Agghh...Ninja'd by GMM :PGMM has been reported multiple times to animal control for cat hoarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Now, I've been ninja'd by TGW :DTGW was late to ballet practice yesterday because the pink tutu was in the wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Woah! I'm getting ripped up here :lol:Bex has been arrested multiple times for sneaking the Powerpuff Girls into orgies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maegor the Cuddly Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Grand Maester Mithrandir has been arrested a grand total of six-hundred and sixty six times for jaywalking. The end of the world is nigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Harry doesn't make much money and has the sexual prowess of John Goodman rendered impotent on alcohol and Cheetos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Harry the Heir currently lives on a diet made up of cat food and raw shellfish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maegor the Cuddly Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 The Great Walrus loves nothing more than being ninja'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Harry the Heir tried to act like Littlefinger in real life, but got arrested... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Harry the Heir tried to act like Littlefinger in real life, but got arrested... :lol: WTF?TGW was chief consultant for the best selling book, Karma Pootra: Mind Blowing Ways to Poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 GMM shaves his hair off around Easter, paints his head, and hides behind walls with the top showing so people mistake him for a giant Easter Egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 ^ :lol: that is A1 creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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