The Great Walrus Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 So you're saying my dad is Loki? Cool.Walrus decided to drill a hole in the bottom of the boat to allow his member to drift freely, but it compromised the boat's structural integrity, and Walrus was forced to swim, which wasn't so bad because he's a Walrus after all.Sore is jealous because he glimpsed my member, and can no longer feel adequate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Sore is jealous because he glimpsed my member, and can no longer feel adequate.I would be envious if I wished my member were more like yours, jealous if I saw someone else enjoying your member and I wished it were me instead.Anyhoo, for breakfast today, Walrus ate the cutest little baby seal you've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I would be envious if I wished my member were more like yours, jealous if I saw someone else enjoying your member and I wished it were me instead.walrus just got Stannis'd and sore was so selfless he served the baby seal to walrus,medium\rare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Potato is so covered with thetans that he's going to need at least $42,000 worth of auditing to become clear. Or he could just drive into the maw of Xenu's volcano and be re-born on Venus. Or was it Mars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Sore wants the apocalypse to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Nero is trying to bite off my nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 sore is stuck in an endless time paradox where he keeps waking up in the eighties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Potato was kicked out of Ballet class because he couldn't be as good as me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 sore is stuck in an endless time paradox where he keeps waking up in the eightiesthe seventies (Warren Beatty - The Parallax View (1974))Walrus was the one who told Cam Newton he shouldn't wear jewelry or get tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Potato was kicked out of Ballet class because he couldn't be as good as me...how the hell i'm i supposed to compete with this http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/026/b/b/I_am__by_laine_jewell.jpgwalrus used steroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Potato keeps that portrait of me as a reminder to never give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Potato has been ninja'd...as have I...It's slowly dawning on Potato that he's formed a closed-loop human centipede with Walrus and Sore...I give up. Walrus is a high-priest of R'hhlor.ETA: What am I doing with my life? I seriously am going to start having dreams about potatoes and Walruses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 WS is spending his Friday night banging his against the wall wondering 'why out of all the women in the world, is my sister Shirley McClaine?'Oops...sorry. This is supposed to be 'Outrageous Lies' :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Dreamsongs has collected 700 pounds of Gary Glitter memorabilia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 ETA: What am I doing with my life? I seriously am going to start having dreams about potatoes and Walruses.Haha seriously, I passed a mirror the other day and thought to myself "A walrus needs to trim his mustache..."But the Great Walrus only drinks cat milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 R'hhlor's Red Wings is lulling me into a false sense of security. He is really Mighty Potato or The Great Walrus in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Weeping Sore is actually R'hllors Red Wings in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wings' lies are getting stranger because he's trying those magic mushrooms i sold him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 A Walrus is hallucinating a Sore that is hallucinating a Walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 A Sore wishes he were hallucinating with everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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