Graeae Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Lmao , didn't know about the theory of Sandor and Gregor being brothers , Jaime L has just won the internet for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eyrie Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth.The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door" hahah that was awesome :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LywinTannister Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 That Tyrion is a secret Targ. It's pretty tinfoily. Another one I thought was a bit stupid was that Rickard + Lyanna = Jon. GRRM really should write faster, the longer he delays, the more time he gives us to come up with crackpot theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sordelor Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 That Tyrion is a secret Targ. It's pretty tinfoily. Another one I thought was a bit stupid was that Rickard + Lyanna = Jon. GRRM really should write faster, the longer he delays, the more time he gives us to come up with crackpot theories.Is there a theory that Jon is the child of Lyanna and her own father? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LywinTannister Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Is there a theory that Jon is the child of Lyanna and her own father?There is. I'll try and find it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eyrie Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 This one easily.For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/ I got to the third line and died with laughter the whole way through. Thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cressen's Fury Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 What's the I personally liked the Jojen Paste Version 2 theory, which convinced me to make my own account here.Do you have a link to the theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Do you have a link to the theory?You don't want to read it. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blede Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Is there a theory that Jon is the child of Lyanna and her own father?There is. There was also a theory that Robb is the child of Catelyn and Hoster Tully... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMoore4 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Tyrion being a targHodor being anyone's fatherNed not being Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicky Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 This one easily.For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/LOL, well, that just made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicky Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Jon is the saviour :stillsick:Dany believes Jon's the real dealThere's something hidden in WF's tombsTyrion's a TargJojen is actually HowlandLady Stoneheart = CatThe worst has got to be LF caused Robert's Rebellion. Are you kidding?!Whaaaat...? I can't tell if you are joking with some of these or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth.The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door"This is pretty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Umber Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 That it was necessary for Jon and Dany to warg into each other, and gender swap for AA to be reborn. not kidding.Unfortunately the OP and some of the more entertaining posts were deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Jojen pasteTyrion = Targ3 heads of the dragon - Jon snow, stark, targ (just NO.)Hodor being anyone's fatherMindblown. Hodor is a virgin. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyrnaSnowBunnyAvenger Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Hodor raped Catelyn and Rickon is their demonspawnI've not been able to decide if that is more crazy, or if Theon being the father of Rickon and Bran being the reason why he didn't kill them was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Girl Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Jon is the saviour :stillsick: Dany believes Jon's the real deal There's something hidden in WF's tombsTyrion's a TargJojen is actually Howland Lady Stoneheart = Cat The worst has got to be LF caused Robert's Rebellion. Are you kidding?!yes to all of these!!!ps, LF was like 18 and stuck at the Fingers. No way he was involved in RR!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oba Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Ned warged Ilyn Payne in the instant before his beheading and the "Ilyn Payne" we've seen since then really is Ned Stark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueberry Stark Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 There was also the brilliant theory that Bran is Jon's real father. He time traveled through the weirwood network, convinced his Aunt Lyanna to have sex with him, and fathered Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 This one easily.For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/Damn, that's a nice one. I wish more troll threads nowadays were this entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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