Daendrew Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Long live King Hot Pie, first of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Baker of the Realm. R'amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin Smokin a Blunt Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 No sorry, that was Lummy Greedhands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daendrew Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 What is dead may never die. Lommy will rise again harder and stronger. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 The fundamental question is whether he will have rights to it by birth or by 'right of conquest'. He may be a Targ. He is fat but so was Aegon IV at the end. He likes to occupy himself in a way that constantly brings him close to fire. His hair is straw colored so that can make him a match. Maybe he will pull a sword out of the oven and it will glow and he will be Azor Ahai. The trio that travel together are him, Gendry and Arya. The other two have highborn noble blood. Symmetry requires that he has it too. I think you're onto something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daendrew Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 The fundamental question is whether he will have rights to it by birth or by 'right of conquest'. He may be a Targ. He is fat but so was Aegon IV at the end. He likes to occupy himself in a way that constantly brings him close to fire. His hair is straw colored so that can make him a match. Maybe he will pull a sword out of the oven and it will glow and he will be Azor Ahai. The trio that travel together are him, Gendry and Arya. The other two have highborn noble blood. Symmetry requires that he has it too. I think you're onto something here. :agree: It will surely be by conquest. By fire and dough, he will unite the Seven Kingdoms once more. I heard that Hot Pie once stepped on a Lego... the Lego cried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Roast Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 At the end of ASoIaF Hot Pie will sit on the IT. Everybody will eat lemon cakes and all will be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Lady Stark Martell Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The fundamental question is whether he will have rights to it by birth or by 'right of conquest'. He may be a Targ. He is fat but so was Aegon IV at the end. He likes to occupy himself in a way that constantly brings him close to fire. His hair is straw colored so that can make him a match. Maybe he will pull a sword out of the oven and it will glow and he will be Azor Ahai. The trio that travel together are him, Gendry and Arya. The other two have highborn noble blood. Symmetry requires that he has it too. I think you're onto something here. Holy shit. What the hell is wrong with me that made me so blind to this obvious fact? Honestly, I've missed some pretty "in your face" theories, but never have I felt so stupid. I bow down to you. Also: The dragon has three heads. Are we 100% sure Arya and Gendry aren't Targs too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The Pie that was Promised! Azor Apie Reheated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden of the Cheesy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The Pie that was Promised! Azor Apie Reheated!lolI needed this thread after the crappy day I've had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Also: The dragon has three heads. Are we 100% sure Arya and Gendry aren't Targs too?Both of them can't be. Hot Pie is two of the heads. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarrelRoll42 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 So does he belong to House Pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The Pie that was Promised! Azor Apie Reheated! Well you have to consider all the stuff they are always saying about salt and smoke. Some think the salt is from tears or the sea or the smoke is from a wound. They are blind to the fact that Hot Pie works around salt and smoke all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The Pie that was Promised! Azor Apie Reheated! So does he belong to House Pie? :rofl: Thanks, guys. This makes my day right now. .oO(Methinks, my Queen and I need a jester at our Spam Court.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Holy shit. What the hell is wrong with me that made me so blind to this obvious fact? Honestly, I've missed some pretty "in your face" theories, but never have I felt so stupid. I bow down to you. It happens to the best of us. Arya and Hot Pie are the Song of Ice and Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contemplative Brother Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 We're through the looking glass here, people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 So does he belong to House Pie? That would only be needed if he wasn't a Targaryen. But he is. His sigil will be a golden dragon heating pie with its fire. A pie which will be made in salt with smoke coming out of it, against a field with bleeding stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jairion Lannister Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Yes. He and Gendry will conquer Westeros like Aegon and the other Baratheon dude did. Drogon's flames will try to engulf him, but only serve to heat his pie. What is burned may rise again, tastier and crisper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 His court fool can be Butterbumps, who clearly enjoys the noble art of a fine pie! On a more serious note:Salt: salt is used in breadSmoke: from the fires of the holdfast where Yoren diedReborn: When he began his new life as a vagabond with Gendry and Arya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden of the Cheesy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 That would only be needed if he wasn't a Targaryen. But he is. His sigil will be a golden dragon heating pie with its fire. A pie which will be made in salt with smoke coming out of it, against a field with bleeding stars. He shall have a pie baked this way and it will be so delicious the stars all bleed. He will eat the pie and be REBORN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 You know this new Dollar Menu and More crap they're using to revamp the menu prices at McDonalds is making everything more expensive than a dollar except for the new stuff they've added to the dollar menu that nobody really wants. Like, when I go, I want my two HOT PIES for a dollar, but can I get that anymore? Nope. And my other favorite was the hot fudge sundae with NUTS. Again, it's been bumped up into the And More part of the menu. Is this a major sign that the U.S. dollar is about to implode and suffer wild inflationary devaluation? Yes, as far as I can tell. As you get your McD's Hot Pie! and you're going back out their front door, that's a good time to hold the pie(s) aloft and cry out "Hot Pie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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