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Well Darkstar's claim to fame is cutting off half of a little girl's face.

Daario is an amoral soldier and serial plunderer by his own confession, ie serial rapist.

Right up there with Victarion, they are pretty despicable.

Unlike Dany, whose righteous fire only burns the deserving and whose mighty wrath shall surely crush her enemies. Praise Dany unto all!

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Dorkstar has the most fierceness and fury in the Seven Kingdoms. His magical prowess includes the cutting off of a small child's ear. Hail Dorkstar!

Daario also has much manliness. His sword hilts are two naked women who do not like clothing. His beard is also of the color blue, and he has sexy time with the dragon mother, who has 14 years of age. Much coolness.

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Darkster is kind of a douche, as stated above.

Daario though, he

Has sexy time with the Dragon Mother (DMILF)

But he did sexually abuse his brother when he was younger - points against.

He also has a cool eye patch

He hired a FM to kill his bro bro

Told people he threw a Dragons egg in the sea (I mean who needs a dragon egg when you can plant seeds in the Dragons eggs).

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Really don't like Darkstar. Mutilating a little girl, and arguably one of the only redeemable Lannisters, then running for his life? Fail to see what's cool about that...


Daario...meh, I'm indifferent. I like that there are some hard truths, that Dany needs to learn about life, that he is more than happy to share with her. I don't have any specific hatred towards him (I don't like his contempt towards Barristan, but then I sort of understand it, because he just doesn't have the experience of ruling, or being around rulers, that makes Barristan so "Ser Grandfather"-y). I don't think he's done anything that is going to be fatal to Dany's cause, realistically. Unless he betrays her or turns out to be Euron. If Daario = Euron I'll be piiiissseddd and then will move over to hating him.


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I've said it many times. Dany is FAR more dangerous for Daario than Daario is for Dany.

I say that because there usually seems to be this narrative of Daario as this bad boy with weird hair who is corrupting this innocent flower which is Dany.

Dany is clearly in control of this relationship.

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Darkstar will be revealed as Doran's real power play. I am pretty sure Darkstar is a hidden dragon, though whether he is Targaryen or Blackfyre, and who he is exactly (probably not Aegon), is unknown. Doran is not as stupid or as bumbling as a lot of readers think he is.

Obviously Darkstar has Targaryen looks, which is why he is hidden as a "Dayne", who look like Targs. His "of the night" schtick relates to his hidden identity somehow.

Also we know from the Arianne WoW chapter that Oberyn wanted Darkstar killed, but Doran protected him. Why would a minor Daynish knight evoke such passion from Princes of Dorne? There is more to him then meets the eye. You will see!

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