Pellaeon Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Egg married a Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liam DarkStark Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Aegon is a faceless person. Not assasin just a changed face. But I like the blackfyre theory more. But as for crackpots jamie getting his hand back in anyway seemse to be one of the most cracked pots. I like what losing his hand has brought him..the almost peace and redeeming nature. But some people think it'll be restored by some fire magic or something. I would hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I suppose Syrio Forel = Meryn Trant is my only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearmeroar92 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 i ve heard someone said shae is a targaryen after the scene in the tv show where she doesn t feel the pain from the candle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlan Marius Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Melisandre is going to put Jon under a Davos glamour to save his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intheswamp Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The wall was not built to protect Westeros from The Others; it was built to contain Tormund's member. Now that he is south of the wall, no soul or hole is safe. He started with his old frenemy, Jon Snow. The 4th knife was Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liam DarkStark Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The wall was not built to protect Westeros from The Others; it was built to contain Tormund's member. Now that he is south of the wall, no soul or hole is safe. He started with his old frenemy, Jon Snow. The 4th knife was Tormund's member.Yes! Now the story makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Robert Baratheon staged his death, he was replaced by Varys with a fat drunkard from Pisswater who was in a terminal state of liver failure. In reality Robert fled to Essos and works as a sellsword for the masters of Yunkai.In the book there is a redhaired whore in Winterfell. In the tv series the role was expanded to Ros. This proves that she is the bastard daughter of Minisa Whent and Brynden Tully. She was sent to Winterfell so as to be close to her sister.Hodor is named after Walder Frey. Walda the fawn was a Frey bastard.Harrenhal isn't cursed, just buried on a CotF burial groundDaenerys is AA and Jorah Nissa NissaPisswater is in fact a place where clones of the main characters exist. There is a Rhaegar clone, an Eddard clone but not a Lyanna clone. Lyanna lives in Skagos and cultivates blue roses.Jon Snow is his own father. In order to save him Melisandre transported him to the past, where he met Ashara Dayne. He is the Stark who dishonoured her. Nine months later he was born. Jon became his own father.Ned never brought back the remains of his fellow Northmen from ToJ because they never died. They liked the sun of Dorne so much and the warm weather that they refused to return to the North. They changed their names and fled to Essos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordouche Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The fat pink mast is AA reborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberyn King Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 There will be no season 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of House Thorpe Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Joffrey will return as UnJoffrey and will stand for Margaery at her trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerBrightflame Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Brandon Stark had a bastard on Lady Dustin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 The fat pink mast is AA reborn.A variation: the Fat Pink Mast is Lightbringer, and the Myrish Swamp is Nissa Nissa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Angels' Prophet Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 The series will have a happy ending where ever character we love gets rewarded, and every character we hate gets what coming to them.HAH! Like THAT will ever happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys is my queen Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 My most crackpot theory is probably that there will actually be a happy ending for these books. Although I guess it's more a hope than a theory.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King.In.Yellow Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Everyone is a secret Targ. Aegon the Conqueror jerked off Balerion the Black Dread until the entire continent of Westeros was inundated in dragon semen. Every living being has since had, to varying degrees, the blood of the dragon. Also, Hodor is Dunk in disguise and also Brienne's true father. Sam Tarly is the king of the Others, but he wears a red suit and a white beard when enthroned. He holds little others on his lap and invokes women of loose morals (hos). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Benjen Stark is behind a conspiracy to upstage his family and become Lord of Winterfell - scheming about everything since Harrenhal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuendillar Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 The hooded man in Winterfell is an Ironborn. Still think it's viable possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Benjen Stark is behind a conspiracy to upstage his family and become Lord of Winterfell - scheming about everything since Harrenhal.Good One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Βrienne was not lying to Jaime. Sandor went to the Vale, recognised Alayne, kidnapped Sansa, LF went looking for her and was reunited with LS. Still in love with Cat, LF abandons his machiavellian schemes and joins BWB. Pod and Ser Hyle are both spared. They discover that Sandor has Sansa and they sent Brienne and Jaime to retrieve her. Jojen's quote about a reader who lives thousands lives was actually referring to the handful of people who read books apart from the Maesters. That means that Tyrion, Samwell, Rodrik and last but not least Roose are immortal. Roose has gained extra points because he burns the books after he reads them.Joanna Lannister did not die. She abandoned Tywin after Tyrion's birth. She fled to Essos where she became the Green Grace. Tywin is in denial and insists that his wife died. The only person Joanna really loved was Jaime, this is why she appeared to him in Riverrun.Ramsay is actually Brandon Stark's bastard. Boltons practised the First Night custom. The miller's wife was actually Roose's half sister. This is why the child had Roose's eyes. Brandon too slept with the girl and nine months later Ramsay was born.Melara never existed. She was Cersei's imaginary friend.Cersei created a fictional alter ego in hopes that she will end her incestuous affair with Jaime and allow her twin to be with other women. By killing Melara, Cersei actually killed the last part in her conscience that prevented her from sleeping with Jaime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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