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F*ck, Marry, Kill (ASoIaF style) Part 5


The BlackBear

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Why oh why no Shiera .. :bawl:

Marry: Bloodraven (seems interesting)

Kill: Bittersteel (no good reason)

Fuck: Daemon (no good reason)

The I'm gonna be sick later edition:

Queen of Thornes

Grand Maester Pycelle

Reek

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Fuck Dany

Marry Missandei

Kill Doreah

This was hard. On the one hand, Doreah knows her way around the bed. On the other hand, Dany is reputed to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Had to flip a coin for this one.

Frey Day

Black Walder

Edwyn

Merret

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F: Edwyn, he is not as promiscuous as Black Walder, less chance of disease

M: Merret, because he is going to be hung, and I will then be Frey-free

K: Black Walder

Piratical

Davos

Salladhor

Aurane

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Damn ninja's!

Marry Davos - man is devoted (I'll have to kill Stannis though)

Kill Aurane - can't stand the pillock

Fuck Sallahor - probably good in bed

Sam

Silk

Grenn

Assume you mean Satin?

Fuck Satin

Marry Grenn

Kill Sam

Legendary

Brandon the Builder

Lann The Clever

Durran the Storm king

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I don't think anyone is going to step up to marrying Freys so I will do it so the game can go on:

Lothar has to die so that makes it simpler

I would feel guilty taking the most marriageable Frey off the market when I don't really want one anyway, so I'll fuck her

Marry Fat Walda because she seems harmless and easily satisfied

I feel sick

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I forgot, I was traumatised. I was wondering if I just stocked the castle with a lot of food could I go on long holidays and leave Fat Walda behind. But then what's the point of being a Castellan in the first place?

Jorah

Tormund

Robert

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Marry Jorah

Fuck Robert

Kill Tormund

Dornish edition!

Prince Oberyn

Nymeria Sand

Gerold "Darkstar" Dayne

WHY

Oh, and kill darkstar, marry oberyn, fuck nymeria.

Essosi edition!

Drogo

Daario

The Yellow Whale

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