Mladen Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 This thread is created by the poster Spilly, but since he`s not around and the first part was closed due to length, I thought it would be best to open second edition of the thread.I have to apologize in advance for continuing this thread without permission of its creator, but I think it`s the best that this thread continues. So, welcome and give us a piece of your mind what are the craziest theories you have heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aerys the Just Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Evolution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Evolution!Haha i see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father of Hosts Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Evolution!Interesting choice...Courtesy of tonight, Sansa is the daugter of LF and CatStannis Baratheon is not a BaratheonJoffrey is actually Robert's son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redviper9 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Ned warged Ilyn Payne.Also, any theory that posits that either Ned, Lyanna, or Rhaegar are still alive makes me break out in hives.ETA:I forgot to mention the "sperm jump" theory, which posits that Robert Baratheon's sperm was so powerfully awesome that he was able to impregnate Cersei even though she always "finished him off" with her hands or mouth; the logical extension of this asinine theory is that Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen are actually Robert's kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Targaryen Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Hodor is Rickons father. Mind boggling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Sansa is not a Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 To be fair, the theory didn't specifically say Rickon was Hodor's son rather than he being wild because he wasn't like the other Stark kids and he wasn't Ned's son, which is stupid because there is no way Cat would have an affair and she would remember being raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor knows Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Ned warged into Balerion the cat and has been in the walls of Kings Landing learning secrets for nearly two years. When the time is right, he will warg into Robert the Strong and go on a legendary killing spree before fleeing into the woods never to be found. He then finds Nymeria and she allows him into her. Now that Ned is in Nymeria, Arya knows that her father is alive and makes her way back to Westeros by any means possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Ned + Lyanna = JonRhaegar + Lyanna = SamHodor raped CatelynSansa is Littlefinger's daughterAsha is a manMost secret Targaryen theories.There are more, but these are the first that come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadside Rose Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 The funniest :) Sandor & Gregor Clegane are brothershttp://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/5513-crackpot-theory-gregor-clegane-and-sandor-clegane-are-brothers/It's been shared before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missionary Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I once read in some thread about the significance of clothing, that because Cersei and several other women wore a green dress with a vine pattern on the sleeve, then they were either the same person (FM) or it hinted to a future battle between the Hound and the Mountain in which UnGregor will use a whip of vines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Joffery is Robert Baratheons true son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joluoto Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Joffery is Robert Baratheons true son.Ha! Not impossible at all, just very unlikely. How the heck did Cersei, Jon and Ned know anuthing for sure, when Cersei had slept with both Robert and Jaime.My candidate to dumbest theory ever: Tyrion is a Targaryen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 We really need a drag and drop option for this thread.I think the all time worst is Dunk was not a knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted June 26, 2013 Author Share Posted June 26, 2013 Cersei is pregnant, but she doesn`t know it...My candidate to dumbest theory ever: Tyrion is a TargaryenNot dumbest, but certainly most irritating...Musical theory.What is that?Look at those theories. And there were times I thought Jojen paste is the craziest of all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Oswell Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Tyrion TargaryenNed is AliveSansa is Littlefinger's daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Cersei is pregnant, but she doesn`t know it...Not dumbest, but certainly most irritating...What is that?Look at those theories. And there were times I thought Jojen paste is the craziest of all of them.Jojen paste should just be retired as the craziest one so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterKing Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Dany is the daughter of Rhaella and Barristan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted June 26, 2013 Author Share Posted June 26, 2013 Dany is the daughter of Rhaella and BarristanWasn`t that AEgon is on of Barristan and Rhaella? That theory gave me an enemy :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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