Reginald blackfield Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Where does tormunds member go?Valar tormundsmemberis- All men must suck tormunds memberAnd there are no tormunds members in AsshaiR+L=TMThe grand tormunds member conspiracy theory(From the show) born amidst salt and smoke, is he tormunds member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I will take Tormund's member with fire and blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Faith is like Tormund's member. Better with milk and honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Noctua Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 A mind needs books, just like Tormund's Member needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. A woman's life is nine parts mess and one part Tormund's member. All these kings would do a deal if they would put down their swords and listened to Tormund's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Born amongst salt and smoke, wielding the magical blade, Tormund's Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myufa Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 "He licked the honey from Tormunds Member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 "He licked the honey from Tormunds Member!" *Screams internally* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted February 15, 2015 Author Share Posted February 15, 2015 Lord Beric's knees folded slowly, as if for prayer. When his mouth opened only blood came out. Tormunds member was still in him as he toppled face forward.Lord beric is always helpful in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The young knight’s longsword hammered at his thigh, once, twice, thrice…this boy is quick, the iron captain realised.(Victarion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myufa Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The young knight’s longsword hammered at his thigh, once, twice, thrice…this boy is quick, the iron captain realised.(Victarion)Did you forget to insert Tormund's member? I got you: Tormund's member hammered at his thigh, once, twice, thrice…this boy is quick, the iron captain realised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuvuuia Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Lord beric is always helpful in this thread "It was not me who raised him, my lady. It was the Tormund's member. Tormund's member is not done with him yet. Life is warmth, and warmth is fire, and fire is Tormund's and Tormund's alone.” meanwhile: “Under the sea, men marry Tormund's member.” Patchface did a little dance step, jingling his bells. “They do, they do, they do.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenedstark Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 "Only Tormund's member.""There is a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a Tormund's member in his hand.""Wherever Tormund's members go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 "Shagga likes Tormund's member" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 "Shagga likes Tormund's member" "Shagga is of the opinion that three Tormund's members are even better than two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Blackfyre Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The man who passes the sentence should swing the Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The man who passes the sentence should swing the Tormund's member "Lord Tormund's member, I would make you Hand of the King." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted February 16, 2015 Author Share Posted February 16, 2015 "I am not questioning your Tormunds Member, i am just denying its existence " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Valar TormundMemberous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 A bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed Tormund's Member buys it forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 "Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, Tormund's member, the Hound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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