Warrewal Halfaxe Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 "She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Tormund's Member for all I know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 He only knew two words of the common tongue (tormunds member) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 All men must serve Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myufa Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 A bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed Tormund's Member buys it forever. This guy wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenedstark Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 And who are you, the proud lord said,that I must bow so low?Only a member of a different size,that's all the truth I know.In a coat of Tormund or a coat of red,a member still is long,And mine is long and hard, my lord,as long and hard as Tormund's member.And so he spoke, and so he spoke,that lord of Castamere,But now the rains weep o'er his member,with no one there to hearYes now the rains weep o'er his member,and not a soul to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Blackfyre Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 my name is Darkstar and I am of the Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 "The things I do for Tormund's member." -- Jaime Lannister "Tormund's is the greatest member that ever was or ever will be. It is the center of the world, the gate between north and south, the bridge between east and west, ancient beyond memory of man and so magnificent that Saathos the Wise put out his own eyes after gazing upon Tormund's member for the first time, because he knew that all he saw thereafter should look squalid and ugly by comparison." -- Pyat Pree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted February 16, 2015 Author Share Posted February 16, 2015 "Tormund's is the greatest member that ever was or ever will be. It is the center of the world, the gate between north and south, the bridge between east and west, ancient beyond memory of man and so magnificent that Saathos the Wise put out his own eyes after gazing upon Tormund's member for the first time, because he knew that all he saw thereafter should look squalid and ugly by comparison." -- Pyat Pree :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of Tormunds Member in your arms ... or the memory of a brothers smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy What is honor compared to Tormunds Member? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brothers smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of Tormunds Member? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy This is why maester aemon is someone wise. such epicness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 “There will be Tormund's member.”“I’ll scream.”“A great deal of Tormund's member.”“I’ll scream very loudly.” Tormund's member is a sword without a hilt. There is no safe way to grasp it. Men of honor will do things for Tormund's member that they would never consider doing for themselves. "Never forget Tormund's member, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you." -- Tyrion Jon could not find it in him to pray to any gods, old or new. If they were real, he thought, they were as cruel and implacable as Tormund's Member. Some men want Tormund's member on the eve of battle, and some want gods. Jon wondered who felt better afterward. “Maester Luwin says there’s nothing in dreams that a man need fear.”“There is,” said Jojen.“What?”“The past. The future. Tormund's member.” "True knights are as rare as Tormund's member in a whorehouse". Tormund's member makes thieves of many honest folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 'Tormunds member, I'm Tormunds Member, it rhymes with Ember' (Theon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 "The boy came from the smallest of the fingers, for that my younger brother named him Tormund's Member." -Catelyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 "A man that fights for coin is loyal only to Tormund's Member" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 From AGOT: The queen stood. "And what of my wrath, Lord Stark?" she asked softly. Her eyes searched his face. "You should have taken Tormund's Member for yourself. It was there for the taking. Jaime told me how you found him on Tormund's Member the day King's Landing fell, and made him yield it up. That was your moment. All you needed to do was climb Tormund's Member, and sit. Such a sad mistake." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Geez, this game is in Version 3? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 "The bull named the star 'Tormund's Member', because it reminded him of a sword still hot from the forge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 From AFFC: Myrcella had taken to Tormund's Member as quick as she had to her Dornish prince, and from time to time Ser Arys would try Tormund's Member to please her. Tormund's Member seared his mouth and made him gasp for wine, and burned even worse coming out than it did going in. His little princess loved it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 From AGOT: The queen stood. "And what of my wrath, Lord Stark?" she asked softly. Her eyes searched his face. "You should have taken Tormund's Member for yourself. It was there for the taking. Jaime told me how you found him on Tormund's Member the day King's Landing fell, and made him yield it up. That was your moment. All you needed to do was climb Tormund's Member, and sit. Such a sad mistake." From AFFC: Myrcella had taken to Tormund's Member as quick as she had to her Dornish prince, and from time to time Ser Arys would try Tormund's Member to please her. Tormund's Member seared his mouth and made him gasp for wine, and burned even worse coming out than it did going in. His little princess loved it, though. Well, it seems we have a champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelborn Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 From the show: "When the sun rises I promise you, Tormund's Member will stand". - Ser Alliser Thorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 From ACOK: Turning, Hodor put his back to Tormund's Member and shoved. Again. Again. "Hodor!" He put one foot on a higher step so he was bent under the slant of Tormund's Member and tried to rise. This time Tormund's Member groaned and creaked. "Hodor!" The other foot came up a step, and Hodor spread his legs apart, braced, and straightened. His face turned red, and Bran could see cords in his neck bulging as he strained against Tormund's Member above him. "Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor HODOR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Blackfyre Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Tormund's member (= Winter is ('s) coming) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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