Raisin' Bran

Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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What can you say about me?

Edited by Raisin(g) Bran 2 Greenseer

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Nobody can say anything, In fact it is known that all posters here are not able to talk and only communicate with the world writing posts.

What I can write is that I read some evidence stating that you have something personal against the number 23 and that no later than 6 moths ago you raised an hell in an hotel when assigned the room 23.

 

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Kikajon knows the number 23 is evil. He/she created it for no other purpose than to destroy being. Which seems a tad extreme.

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CB is very confused about the story line. He keeps writing me PM's about silly things like where he might find Braavos, or what zoo he can find a direwolf. Do not get me started on his questions about dragons.

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Truth be told I don’t know many things about  Baseborn Manjack but no one really knows. According to a legend he is a Borg who was sent back in time on Earth in order to create the first Borg colony and conquer Earth. Another legend claim that Baseborn Manjack is one of the Zygon’s that used to live in Zygon colonies and was a part of Bonnie’s group. A third legend claim that he was one of Last Hero's companions. The truth is  that no one can say for sure whi he is.

Edited by Jon's Queen Consort

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JQC insists that more than one Ford Focus in any given parking lot should be referred to as "Focii". Anyone that disagrees is told "Well, FocYOU!"

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Baseborn Mnajck isn't really baseborn. In fact, he's Emperor Manjack CXVII, Grand Overlord of the Andromeda Galaxy. The dynasty goes back 4,000,000 years and is therefore the most illustrious in the universe.

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CB is omniscient and therefore can determine superlatives on various subjects across the universe.

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Raisin(g) Bran 2 styles himself as a greenseer but he's actually daltonic and can't tell red from green.

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Kikajon doesn't want anyone to know that he played Jar Jar Binks in the Star Wars prequels.

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HH wrote all of Jar Jar Binks' dialogue. He jumped up and down crowing when he came up with "meesa".

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Manjack knows the truth about Jon's parentage, having learnt it from GRRM in a bar. He will only say that it involves Ser Pounce; requests for further information only meet with loud raucous laughter.

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CB, being a big Legend of Zelda fan, once named his cat Hyrule, or Rule for short. However, every time CB came home, he said "Hi, Rule!", thereby completely defeating the purpose of a shortened name. Chagrined, now he just says "What it iiiiiiiiiiiiis, cat?", & has now begun to extend this greeting to people as well.

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BM has been committed to multiple mental institutions over the last 4 years. His mental health providers can never agree on what BM is afflicted with. As such, he now is being treated for 6 different conditions with numerous medications to be taken at different times (sometimes extremely inconvenient times) during the day. Some of these medications counteract each other, rendering them useless. Others multiply the effects of each other, making him dangerous to not only himself and other people, but also to the crickets in his backyard. His family is concerned, and has him under 24-hour watch.

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RB2G knows that in a modern society, he can't REALLY get away w reaving. As a consolation, he considers using coupons as "paying the iron price".

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BM hates the region name "Riverlands". Once his plot to overthrow the Iron Throne is complete, he will rename it Manjackland.

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Raisin Bran is taking ahead a world campaing to proclame the Riverlands a World Heritage Site, so when BM sits in the IT, he won't be able to change the name. He proclaims that the last place where a free Frey lived is worth some respect.

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