Maltaran Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I was going to say that sub-Saharan semi-amphibious herbivorous ungulates are fat and ugly, but that would be hippo critical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 The truth is, when Bambi's mother died I really wasn't too upset. She just wasn't that deer to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 What does the U.S.S. Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons. A farmer had three daughters. One Friday night they all had dates. At 7pm the first date shows up. He knocks on the door and the farmer answers. "Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer cocks his head but then calls down Betty and she leaves with Eddie. At 8pm there's another knock on the door and the farmer answers. It's the second daughter's date. "Hi I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show. Can she go?" The farmer scratches his face and says "Sure" and calls down Flo who goes with Joe. At 9pm there's someone at the door again, it's the third daughter's date. His name was Chuck. The farmer shot him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criston of House Shapper Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9.9.2016 at 2:56 AM, R'hllors Red Lobster said: How do you make a Venetian blind? Reveal hidden contents Poke his eyes out Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Reveal hidden contents Because they can't swim under it/ if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels The first one is actually pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunderMifflin Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Courtesy of XMRADIO this morning: A man comes across a frog. Frog says: "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful bride for you" Man picks up frog and puts it in his pocket. Frog says: "Did you hear me?? I said I'll turn into your beautiful bride if you kiss me!!!!" Man says: "No thanks, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog" Wokka wokka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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