Spockydog Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Falcon2908 said: Why? Because the cyber is so big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Null Infinity Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Darude – Sandstorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said: trump supporters lmao You're laughing now, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Q: What did the fish say when it ran into the wall underwater? A: Dam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 46 minutes ago, Mr. X said: Q: What did the fish say when it ran into the wall underwater? A: Dam. One of my all time favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 How do you make a Venetian blind? Spoiler Poke his eyes out Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Spoiler Because they can't swim under it/ if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindly Old Man Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Two antennas had a wedding. The ceremony was mediocre, but the reception was excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 A man walks into a bar. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 21 hours ago, R'hllors Red Lobster said: One of my all time favorites. Mine too. Use it in class every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 16 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said: A man walks into a bar. Ouch. A horse walks into a bar, and the bartenders asks "hey buddy, why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Since we're telling "a guy walks into a bar" jokes... (NSFW Language) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEyedGhost Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? elephino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, RedEyedGhost said: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Reveal hidden contents elephino How do you stop a rhino from charging? Spoiler Take away its Amex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Dogs can't operate an MRI machine... ...but Catscan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 On 8 September 2016 at 2:55 PM, matt b said: Q: what's brown and sticky? A: a stick Me and my friends always used to follow this up with "What's pink and fluffy? "Pink fluff." "Oooooooohhhhh" we were such wild kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenOfCloverfield Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Man gets a job at the zoo and is told that if you kill any animals you have to pay for them and is given a book with all the prices. First day on the job he is asked to clean out the bird cages. As he opens the door to the aviary it clangs shut behind him and two finches flying through the air crash into each other and fall to the ground dead. He looks them up in the books and sees they are £20 each. He thinks to himself 'I can't afford that' and comes up with the idea to throw them into the lion enclosure to dispose of the evidence. Next day he is tasked with feeding the chimpanzees. Again as he enters the enclosure the door clangs shut behind him startling 2 chimps swinging around who crash into each other and then fall to the ground dead. He quickly looks up his price book and sees they are £500 each so again decides to throw them to the lions to hide the evidence. Next day he is asked to take some powdered insect killer and move it to a different part of the zoo. He decides to take a short cut past the beehives but accidentally trips and spills the powder. Once thw dust settles all he can see is thousands of dead bees. At a £1 a go he can't afford to pay so decides to stamp on them to mush them in to the ground to hide them but it just doesn't work so again he throws them to the lions. The following week a new lion is transferred in from another zoo. He wanders over to the other lions and introduces himself and asks 'what is the food like here?' To which the reply is 'Pretty damn good. Just last week we got finch, chimps and mushy bees!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 What do you call a well-dressed, crime-solving reptile? An investigator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 A string walks into a bar, orders a drink, the bartender says " sorry, slim, we don't serve your kind here.". Our plucky hero winds himself out to the parking lot, shreds his hair up, doubles hisself up, and goes back inside. Bartender says , "hey stringy, weren't you just in here?" "Nope, i'm a frayed knot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Think I've shared this here before, but: Couldn't find a belt this morning, linked all my watches together and tried that instead. Chafed like a mofo and was a real waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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