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  1. Forlong the Fat

    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    They do. And, sadly, the moderators enforce it.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Or a drop of water fell on it when he grabbed it.
  3. If we're getting all realistic: dragons not only could, but must, fly greatly in excess of 100 mph to stay aloft. Dany could get there in 5-10 hours. Magic ravens are probably slower so the trip would be 10-20 hours.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Empeach Cersei! Renly already empeached Stannis.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Jaime was thrown out of the KG by Tommen. Apparently he and Cersei have elected not to reinstate him so that he can devote his time to Lannistering.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    I agree that Euron's exploits have been unreasonable. But Dany landing her army somewhere in Blackwater bay not too far from where the Lannister army was crossing (the Blackwater Rush) and coming down at a gallop, burning up anyone they happened upon, is fairly reasonable.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Maybe. But also, flying dragons are pretty good at burning up scouts.
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    [Spoilers] Rant and Rave Without Repercussion

    Because he watched "The Door."
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    The Best commander in ASOIAF

    Stannis also made a bungle of the Battle of the Blackwater, then got his army mired in the snow to starve and freeze.
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    The perfumed seneschal

    It seems obvious. All the others are very obvious.
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    The perfumed seneschal

    Yes it is. He's not a metaphorical seneschal, either. For Varys to be the perfumed seneschal, that word has to have almost no meaning.
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    The perfumed seneschal

    The most obvious problem is that Varys is not a "Seneschal."
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    (SPOILERS) Criticise Without Reprecussion

    The poster asked a question (why Jon didn't kill Ramsay at a Parley) and I provided an answer. Do people on this thread not want accurate answers to their questions?
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    (SPOILERS) Criticise Without Reprecussion

    The discussion from which you plucked this comment was quite clear. People were questioning the mounds of bodies portrayed in the episode and I pointed out that historical accounts of the Battle of Agincourt described mounds of bodies higher than a man. There are other parallels as well. But of course no one actually meant it to be a historically accurate battle. It's a fantasy show. They meant to portray elements that occurred in historical battles.
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    [Spoilers] EP609

    You are distorting both book and show Sansa. Book Sansa just participated in killing Lysa, framing Marilion, helping LF gain the protector ship of the vale by fraud, and is now helping poison SweetRobin. I don't say that to make her out as a monster, I don't think she is. But she's not exactly on the path to innocence you portray. As for the show, you're just reacting to others' overreaction to her demonstrating some degree of cool calculation. She didn't throw Rickon under any bus. She merely recognized he couldn't be saved. And there is no evidence--zero--that she wanted Jon dead.
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