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  1. Which will rob the disgruntled viewers of the pleasure of a “get them, get them, they’re right there! Get! Them!” moment. Hackle and Jeckle wouldn’t even grant them that.
  2. I certainly hope so because otherwise all he did barely deserves a fatherly “roll your eyes at me again and I’ll clout you on the ear so hard they’ll roll back into your head for good” as Dunk would put it.
  3. Tallyho then! I could take a wild guess who warged into the one saying “you’ll always be muh queen” just before sinking his fangs into Benioff’s arse.
  4. Well if David starts explaining S8, I hope Dan will have the decency to tell him “Uncle Edmure, please!”
  5. Actually, now that you mention it, I think it was, kinda. Didn’t strike me then but there was a black flag with the three headed red dragon hanging on the wall I think.
  6. Every time the unsullied slammed their spears into the ground I expected to hear someone sing “auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein...”. No, not subtle at all. Well as long as it made sense creatively.
  7. :)))) “Pomade Jesus really looked like he was sleeping in class and got called on fam. Jon gonna be asking to borrow someone’s notes after this meeting is over.” I guess the fear of loosing those gorgeous locks is the reason why he’s ducking Viserion. He could end up bald but otherwise he shouldn’t be afraid of fire being a Targaryen and all, unlike Viserys and that Martell dude who wanted to see if dragons like him, I can’t remember his name, let’s call him prince Toast..
  8. Well, as they say, there’s still hope: Varys is good at solving puzzles. Maybe he’ll pull his hands out of his sleeves, gathers all the pieces of the NK, throws them in a Ravensburger box and gets on with it. And if he makes a mistake, we’ll end up with a Night Queen. First of her name.
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