honeyed chicken Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 honeyed chicken knows a guy who knows a guy who knows somebody that's related to a person familiar with someone who's a fascist. Undoubtedly true. ;) Jace is a sculptor renowned for her forty foot high brillo pad T.Rexs, spray painted in dayglo colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 HC has NOT had birthday recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Nerolunar has 12 toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Mark Antony is in love with a horse radish and has been exchanging love letters for some weeks with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turinqui-Calima Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 The Titan's Legitimate Son was a soccer prodigy before he developed a fear of the color green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 Leap has a very successful business making customized ceramic tap handles for draft beers. His catalog is in every bar in the US & Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaramyrSixchins Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 HC thinks "mixed metaphor" would be an excellent name for a cocktail, but when asked for a list of ingredients, confesses "I don't know. I'm not much of a drinker, so right now I feel like I've painted myself between a rock and a corner!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 HC travels frequently in order to perform as an internationally famous Elvis impersonator. His family thinks he is selling booties for cats, NINJA! Varamyr actually owns several sweaters made ot of loose dog hair. Skin change indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaramyrSixchins Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 The Secret Service uses footage of Lily Valley's encounter with the President as a training video. "Yes," the narrarator gravely intones, "this lady merely held the handshake a second too long, said 'Heeeeeey', & glanced at his package, but next time there may be a danger to the POTUS! Vigilance is required of EVERY agent!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Lily Valleys sells peaches for buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 Mark Anthony runs a high end motorcycle shop in Malibu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaramyrSixchins Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Mark Antony is a name you can trust...Ninja...what's the correct tense of ninja? Ninjered? Ninjerded?HC isn't fer it, he's ag-in' it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 LOLLLL. True story about the POTUS, except Michelle knocked me into next week for the package glance. Varamyr has a collection of toenail clippings that he displays by date in his living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon the Epithetless Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Lily Valley was but a child of eight when she discovered her affinity for baboons. So gents take no offense if on a date she presents her rump to you, it's just one of those things she picked up from baboons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 BtE knows 69 different ways to tell a lie without getting caught. All of them include some elements of the truth and are therefor hard to catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 ROTFL HC! HC is currently flossing with his own hair. He has grown it long just for this purpose. It's very convenient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaramyrSixchins Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Lilly Valley considers herself a frenemy of Michelle Obama...Edited bc I inexplicably put an apostrophe behind the O in Obama. Our Irish American First Family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 LOLL! Varamyr is lactose intolerant and he uses this as a weapon to clear movie theaters and crowded trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turinqui-Calima Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Lily is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln and have inherited his love for top hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon the Epithetless Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 TC, was a sword swallower who was considered the best in the world, that was until she suffered from an uncontrollable fit of hiccups while on stage one evening. Fortunately she later discovered the wonderful world of competitive eating where she is now known as the Bottomless Pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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