Batbob45 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 If you live in the seven kingdoms, what would be you weapons and name them. I disagree with Hound, Ayra had needle and Ned had Ice. Just for fun, you can give the weapons stupid names. Axe: I name it Fish Custard- may sound like a dumb name, but remember Hagrid had a Vicious dog named Fluffy. I also love Doctor Who and ate Fish custard many times. Bow- The Scorpian Death Bow Scimitar-Ice slicer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaxis Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 a sword called Sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matoro Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Scorpian Death Bow? Are you planning to get people die to laughter when you introduce your weapon? At least its not as lame as Joffrey's swords. A sword called Fury would be pretty epic. Especially, if it was sword of House Baratheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSnow Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 My sword would be called SPOON EDIT: of house Spork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veraxes Blackfyre Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Mercy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Scorpion Death Bow is supposed to sound stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'll pay the iron price Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'd have a Mace and name it Windu :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Scorpion death bow :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wmarshal Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden Wolf Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Sword shall be Golden Truth Spear shall be Titan's Bane Bow shall be The Gods' Judgement so the Cersie shall look beautiful, be a total b to master, and kill its partmer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm having trouble narrowing down my list of options. I like Oops; Careful, it's sharp; and You Could Put Someone's Eye Out With That! But then part of me wants a bad-ass name like Dragon's Breath. Though I suppose Morning Breath would be just as effective. I also like the name Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow's Eye Kraken Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Oh, I couldn't bear any blade but one of the name Tormund's Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 A sword named Ravens' Benefactor. (It sounds better in First Men language, believe me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Hendrix of Rock Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Eunuch maker... That would make most men run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Nick Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Cravensbane...The hilt would be fashioned into the likeness of some poor guy pissing himself with fear. I'll get Donal Noye right on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mourneblade Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mourneblade.... :cool4: I got happy pants when, in the show, they offered up "Stormbringer" as a name for Joff's sword.... Total Moorcock homage there :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KING-OF-WINTERFELL Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 A weirwood bow called God's gift A Bastard Valyrian steel sword called Death Dealer and A valyrian steel battle axe called slicer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Pearce Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 A sword called Heartpiercer. Stupid on its own, but its a play on words on my surname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inc4 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Edit: Sorry. Wrong Post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inc4 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Valyrian Bastard Sword named "Darkslayer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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